近日，世紀君的盆友圈被一則《康熙和雍正批閱過的那些蜜汁奏摺，終於知道為啥他們每天要批閱奏摺到半夜了》的微博帖子刷屏了……
眾所周知，古代的皇帝們那是相當忙碌滴……一個勤政愛民滴皇帝，各種奏摺批閱起來想必真的要從凌晨忙到晚上的節奏。
本來嘛，要都是正經彙報工作也就罷了，BUT，偏偏有人“不走尋常路”，樂此不疲地給皇帝寫垃圾奏摺……
7月8日，知名互聯網資訊博主，頭條文章作者“數知實驗室”在新浪微博發表了一則名為《康熙和雍正批閱過的那些蜜汁奏摺，終於知道為啥他們每天要批閱奏摺到半夜了》的帖子。僅一天，就有超16萬網友轉發，9萬網友點贊。截至目前，該帖的轉發和點贊數已經超過21萬和17萬。
A series of "memorials to the throne" in the Qing Dynasty made countless netizens burst into laughter after @Shuzhishiyanshi posted them on China’s Twitter-like Weibo late on July 8th. The post had gathered over 160,000 shares and over 90,000 likes within merely one day and has been keeping growing. By now, the number goes to over 210,000 shares and over 170,000 likes.
馬上學
上文中的memorials to the throne即我們常說的上奏給皇帝的奏摺。皇帝批閱奏摺可以用review files 來表示。
據悉，這些奏摺最初由臺北故宮博物院發佈，被整理、翻譯成白話文後由用戶“數知實驗室”發佈在其微博主頁。
China Taipei’s National Palace Museum originally released the memorials on its database of Ch’ing Palace Memorials and Archives of the Grand Council. They were later translated to the modern language by netizens and integrated by @Shuzhishiyanshi who posted them on Weibo.
網友版的奏摺批閱徹底打翻了皇帝們在人們心中刻板嚴肅的形象不說，還大大的圈了一波粉絲~
Overturned the rigor and serious impressions that bear in many people’s mind, the memorials truly pulled the emperors out of the two-dimensional textbook and closer to their successors with a considerable number of fans in modern time.
世紀君記得小時候看的歷史書裡記載，清朝的皇帝們那可是相當的勤勉。起早貪黑的批閱奏摺那都是家常便飯了。
As described in Chinese history textbooks, emperors in the Qing Dynasty had to be really diligent to finish their work. They usually got up before dawn and went to bed in the late night, sparing most of the time on memorials, the ancient “working reports” from local governors.
不過皇帝批閱的奏摺到底長啥樣？大臣們的“工作彙報”又都寫了些啥？“數知實驗室”的這個微博妥妥的刷新了網友們的認知：內容不那麼有建設性也就罷了，咋怎麼看怎麼像“垃圾郵件”呢？！
Many people may have wondered: What and how many things did they need to tackle? Now, the newly released memorials may explain the heavy workload of emperor’s daily work. However, they seemed not that contributive as many people imagined, but more like “spam emails.”
口說無憑，世紀君這就上圖~
康熙：遇上一個堅持給朕送臺灣土特產的閩浙總督……明明都拒絕的這麼直白了還不聽。怎麼破？在線等，挺急的。
馬上學
上圖中的local specialty即我們常說的“土特產”，例句：He brought back bags full of exotic local specialties like chestnuts, sausages, and sesame crackers. （他從老家帶回了很多土特產，比如栗子，香腸和麻糖。）
雍正：這是給朕的奏摺？真的不是錯拿了給某居委會大媽的表彰信嘛……
康熙：把向朕請安的摺子和這倆人病故的事兒放在一起上奏，這人看來是欠收拾了……
要說這還真不能怪康熙老爺子小心眼兒，看看杭州織造這一堆請安摺子大概就能理解康熙為啥這麼搓火了~
A list of memorials the Weaving Commander of Hangzhou sent to Emperor Yongzheng. It appears not the emperor’s fault to misunderstand the questions.
這樣讓人心塞的摺子說起來還真心不少……
有這種成天刷屏天氣預報的……
還有搖旗吶喊打報告申請赴京給過生日的……
網友們咋看？
How do people feel?
看到大臣們如此，不少網友表示：好同情皇上，怪不得要批奏摺到深夜……也有人森森滴被古代皇帝們的魅力所吸引。
Netizens crowded at comment area, sharing their sympathy to the emperors. Many said that no wonder the emperors needed to work until late night every day with such ‘heavy’ workload. And some others have totally attracted by the ancient emperors’ charisma.
有人感慨皇帝脾氣好，遇到醬紫鬧心的大臣居然還沒發火的~（As a leader, the emperor was good-tempered in every aspect for not being mad at his governors.）
也有人說總在彙報降雨的直隸總督活脫脫就是個水軍的~（Don’t you feel the ‘rainfall guy’ really like a fake fan specializing in flooding the screen?）
居然還有人說那個反覆請安的可能只是網卡了，卡了，了……（這位童鞋，皮一下很開心哦~）
光評論還不過癮，不少網友甚至玩兒起了角色扮演……瞧瞧這微信聊天的畫風↓↓↓分分鐘讓你體會到做皇帝的不易啊！
唔，看完這些，世紀君真想說一句：這都沒暴走，皇上脾氣是真好啊！
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