這是“投必得學術”推送的第26篇文章，專注科研技能和資訊分享！
小夥伴們一想到審稿人是啥感覺，是否就像學生時代開小差的你，轉頭看到站在窗外的班主任一樣，瞬間頭皮發麻？咱們在投稿期間彷彿每天都要燒高香，祈求審稿人不要把自己的文章批得太難看或者直接建議雜誌主編給拒了。
雖然最後大部分審稿人要麼和你熱情誠懇的溝通，或者鄭重其事的建議，似乎沒有想象中的那麼可怕----才怪！其實背地裡，他們不僅僅建議雜誌社拒你稿件，還各種對你論文進行精神汙染般的毒舌攻擊。
今天小編收集了關於國外那些審稿人的拒稿經典語錄，以便幫助大家重新找回被審稿人折磨的經歷哦~
Reject – More holes than my grandad’s string vest!
拒發。漏洞比我爺爺的網眼背心上的窟窿還多！
Done! Difficult task, I don’t wish to think about constipation and faecal flora during my holidays! But, once a referee, always and anywhere a referee; we are good boy scouts in the research wilderness. Even under the sun and near a wonderful beach.
搞定了！太不容易了。我才不想裝著一腦子便秘和糞便菌落來度假。但是，一朝做了審稿人，永遠都是審稿人，到哪兒都是審稿人。在科學研究的荒漠中，我們是勇敢的童子軍。即使在灑滿陽光的沙灘上也是。哼！
This paper is desperate. Please reject it completely and then block the author’s email ID so they can’t use the online system in future.
這篇論文爛到家了。請徹底拒稿，然後封了作者的賬號，免得他日後繼續投稿。
The writing and data presentation are so bad that I had to leave work and go home early and then spend time to wonder what life is about!
寫作水平和數據展示讓我整個人都不好了，我不得不提前下班，早點回家，花點時間思考到底什麼是人生。
The biggest problem with this manu, which has nearly sucked the will to live out of me, is the terrible writing style.!
這篇稿件的寫作風格太糟糕了，審得我都不想活了
The presentation is of a standard that I would reject from an undergraduate student.
就算回到本科生時期，我都會拒掉這種水平的投稿。
This paper is awfully written. There is no adequate objective and no reasonable conclusion. The literature is quoted at random and not in the context of argument. I have doubts about the methods and whether the effort of data gathering is sufficient to arrive at a useful conclusion.
這篇論文寫得太爛了。目的不明確，結論不合理。引文都是亂引的，跟正文的論證完全對不上號。我懷疑這樣的實驗方法，也懷疑他們收集的數據不足以得出有效結論。
Season’s Greetings! I apologise for my slow response but a roast goose prevented me from answering emails for a few days.
節日快樂！回覆慢了，真抱歉。有一隻烤鵝妨礙我，讓我幾天都沒顧得上回郵件。
If I had known this would be such an easy one to review (reject!), I would have done it sooner!
我要是知道這篇文章這麼快就能審完，我肯定會早點開始審。
I am sorry that I have spoiled my Xmas holidays with such a bad manu.
我的心好痛，好好一個聖誕假期被這麼一篇糟糕的文章給毀了。
Taken altogether, this paper is more suitable for a local newspaper and not for a scientific journal. In fact, the style of this paper is quite non-scientific so that it can be sent to a news agency the way it is.
總的來說，相比起科學雜誌而言，這篇文章更適合發表在當地小報上。畢竟這篇文章沒啥科學性，當地小報應該是它一個不錯的歸屬了。
It is early in the year, but difficult to imagine any paper overtaking this one for lack of imagination, logic, or data –it is beyond redemption.
新的一年才剛開始，但我怎麼就感覺很難找到比這篇更扯、更沒邏輯的文章呢？誰都拯救不了這篇文章了！
Although this paper is very good and rigorous, we asked your teacher to review the manuscript before the magazine. She didn't agree with us, so we rejected your manuscript.
雖然你的工作很好很嚴謹,但是我們雜誌之前找你們老師審稿,她都不同意所以我們就拒了你的稿~
I asked my graduate students to repeat the methods in your article for two months, but they didn't repeat them. Your experiment method is defective.
It is early in the year, but difficult to imagine any paper overtaking this one for lack of imagination, logic, or data –it is beyond redemption.
你的文章中的方法我讓我的研究生重複了兩個月都沒有重複出來，你的實驗方法存在問題
We can't employ your paper any more. It's your family's job to employ our periodicals..
It is early in the year, but difficult to imagine any paper overtaking this one for lack of imagination, logic, or data –it is beyond redemption.
不能再錄用你的文章了，再錄用我們期刊都成你家的了。
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