Woj：消息源告知ESPN，雷霆同意将安东尼和2022年受保护的首轮签打包送往老鹰，得到施罗德和穆斯卡拉。安东尼将被老鹰买断，并加入他中意的球队。目前火箭是领跑者。
[Wojnarowski] Oklahoma City has agreed to trade Carmelo Anthony and a protected 2022 first-round pick to Atlanta for point guard Dennis Schroder and Mike Muscala, league sources tell ESPN. Anthony will be waived, and he will join team of his choice. Rockets are frontrunner.
[–]ThunderNinetythreex 677 指標 2小時前
FINALLY
雷霆球迷：可算是把他送出去了！
[–][BOS] Jaylen Brownishandoeee 267 指標 2小時前
great deal for y’all, dennis is gonna be a sick 6 man if he’s willing to come off the bench
凯尔特人球迷：你雷赚了哦。如果施罗德愿意打替补的话，他会成为很出色的第六人的。
[–]Trail BlazersTzki47 644 指標 2小時前
what else is he gonna do, start instead of westbrook?
开拓者球迷：愿意？要不他还想咋的？挤掉威少首发？
[–]Wizardslarrylobster8 1354 指標 2小時前
This time JLin ran Melo out of town /s
奇才球迷：哎呦我去这次是林书豪把甜瓜撵走了啊！TX。
[–][MIN] Alexey ShvedAlexeyShved1 309 指標 3小時前
Schroeder and Westbrook is going to be an interesting dynamic...
森林狼球迷：施罗德和威少的配合将会很有趣......
[–]Lakersorky56 349 指標 3小時前
NBA will be introducing a 2nd basketball on the floor when OKC plays
湖人球迷：当雷霆比赛时，NBA将引入两个篮球。
[–]N0SOUP 1721 指標 2小時前
How did OKC manage to get better while getting rid of Melo?
雷霆是怎么做到在甩掉甜瓜的同时完成补强的呢？
[–]SupersonicsHaejang-guk 1430 指標 2小時前
Because Dennis Schroder has issues with the law which may result in him going to jail or being thrown out of the country.
因为施罗德目前身上有案子，结果可能是坐牢或被遣送回（德）国。
[–]HornetsBartins 1593 指標 2小時前
which could even be better for OKC if the contract gets voided lol
黄蜂球迷：这样以来雷霆就更赚喽，因为施罗德的合同会被判为无效哈哈。
[–][LAL] Kobe BryantDongsquad420BlazeIt 863 指標 2小時前
Galaxy brain Presti
湖人球迷：普雷斯蒂这小脑瓜可真机灵。
[–][HOU] Carlos Delfinowiggles97 4365 指標 2小時前
It finally happened boys
火箭球迷：老铁们，来了来了，终于来了！
[–]Warriorsoutofnowhere_ 2333 指標 2小時前
Get ready for endless jabstepping
勇士球迷：准备好迎接永无止境的试探步吧。
[–]RocketsGeauxHouston22 708 指標 2小時前
honestly, if we don't pay him too much, I can't possibly think he contributes less than Ryno did in the latter part of the seasons and postseason
trying to remain optimistic after losing key wing guys
火箭球迷：邮局港剧，如果我们不给他太多上场时间的话，我是真想不到他怎么能比上赛季常规赛后半段和季后赛的安德森还菜。
当然啦，我这也是在我火丢掉了关键的侧翼球员后试着哄自己开心呢。
[–]Thundermalganis12 1302 指標 2小時前
Oh you don't understand. You must play Melo significant minutes and you must give him many possessions per game to iso and miss jump shots.
雷霆球迷：楼上的火蜜大兄弟你可真不知水深火热啊。你火必须给甜瓜充足的上场时间，而且你火必须给甜瓜足够多的进攻回合让他来打铁。
[–]Lakersyoueventrying 647 指標 2小時前
They want me to come off the bench P!
湖人球迷：“嘿泡椒，他们想让我打替补哦！”[译注1]
[译注1]上赛季初有记者问道甜瓜是否会考虑出任替补，甜瓜顿时大笑，并不屑地说出了上述的话。
[–]HuskiesSnubCase 368 指標 2小時前
*They want me to come off the bench CP!
现在变成了：“嘿三炮，他们想要让我打替补哦！”
[–]ThunderNeverEnoughDogs 202 指標 2小時前
Ryan was probably a good teammate when he got benched. Melo fought an assistant coach during a 25 point come.back.
I like Melo and he's one of my all time favorites but he's delusional about how washed he is and that's the biggest problem.
雷霆球迷：而且安德森被降为替补后也应该是个不错的队友吧。而再看看瓜，他可是在我雷完成25分逆转的途中跟助理教练大发雷霆。
我喜欢安东尼，他是我有史以来最喜欢的球员之一，但他根本对自己能力已不在的事实没个数儿，这是最大的问题。
[–]Hawksterafunker 296 指標 2小時前
The real question is why are the Hawks waiving him if he's aged into a natural tank commander??
老鹰球迷：真正的问题在于，既然甜瓜已经老到了能直接走马上任成为摆烂指挥官的地步，那我鹰还裁他干嘛呢。
[–]Thundermalganis12 212 指標 2小時前
He presumably would not have waived his NTC unless ATL agreed to buy him out. But I agree, he'd be an ideal tank commander.
雷霆球迷：事情应该是这样，如果老鹰拒绝买断他，他就不会在这笔交易中放弃自己的不可交易条款了。
但是我同意，他会是一位理想的摆烂指挥官。
[–]Celticstransientz 393 指標 2小時前
Schroeder is actually decent too, pretty great trade for OKC.
凯尔特人球迷：而且施罗德还是有两把刷子的。雷霆赚了。
[–]RocketsGeauxHouston22 194 指標 2小時前
I have a feeling he's going to tear it up for OKC
火箭球迷：我有一丝预感，他会在雷霆大杀特杀的。
[–]Timberwolvesthat_BU_ginger 288 指標 2小時前
You mean in the OKC penitentiary?
你是说俄克拉荷马监狱吗？
[–]KnicksIgemonas 131 指標 2小時前
Isn’t Schroeder pretty much guaranteed to spend time in prison?
尼克斯球迷：施罗德坐牢不是基本上板上钉钉了吗？
[–]Pelicanslsspam 277 指標 2小時前
Even better. Deported, which means his salary will immediately clear.
OKC undoubtedly considers this a "win-win" scenario
鹈鹕球迷：那这样就更妙了呗。遣送回国的话，施罗德的工资立马就不算账上了。
雷霆肯定认为他们怎么也亏不了。
[–]Lakerssw4ggyP 2880 指標 2小時前
Wow.. props to OKC
[–]Celticscookiepizza54 1346 指標 2小時前
Seriously, that’s a solid trade. Works well for Atlanta too.
凯尔特人球迷：这没毛病，这笔交易做得稳啊。老鹰那边也赚喽。
[–][CLE] Larry Hughesevenflow_hs 782 指標 2小時前
It's an amazing deal for Atlanta. They got out of Shröder's contract AND got a pick for it? Awesome stuff.
骑士球迷：老鹰简直赚翻了好吧。他们摆脱掉了施罗德的合同，不光这样，他们还捞到了一个选秀权啊。非常舒适。
[–]ThunderTheGhostOfBobStoops 266 指標 1小時前
Ehh, the pick is top 14 protected. I really think Atalanta should have fought for a top 5 protection because you're not guaranteed to get that much talent from a late first rounder.
雷霆球迷：额，那个选秀权是前十四位保护啊。我真的觉得老鹰该努努力要个前五保护的。因为首轮末端秀可就没那么好挖掘天赋了。
[–][CLE] Larry Hughesevenflow_hs 161 指標 1小時前
At the end of the day, I think it's a good deal for both sides. But I think getting absolutely any pick at all while essentially dumping Schroder is a huge win.
骑士球迷：归根结底吧，我觉得这是笔双赢的交易。但是我认为，能在甩掉施罗德合同的同时得到任何哪种选秀权都是巨大的胜利啊。
[–][CLE] LeBron JamesMateossio 910 指標 2小時前
Schroder: Hey P they want me off the bench
骑士球迷：施罗德：“嘿泡椒，他们想让我打替补。”
[–][OKC] Paul GeorgeIncaseAce 329 指標 2小時前
P: better than off to jail
雷霆球迷：泡椒：“比坐牢强哦。”
[–]KnicksHokageEzio 1562 指標 2小時前
Presti is hiring the best lawyers to keep his back up point guard now.
尼克斯球迷：普雷斯蒂此时此刻正在雇佣最好的律师团，试图为他的替补控卫洗脱牢狱之灾。
[–]CavaliersFirestoner 620 指標 2小時前
Or the opposite
骑士球迷：又或是恰恰相反。
[–][OKC] Kevin Durantonewonyuan 358 指標 2小時前
Presti trying to keep his backup point guard while the owners work furiously for Schroder to get a felony so that they can save a bunch of money by voiding his contract.
雷霆球迷：普雷斯蒂这边想要留住他的替补控卫，而雷霆的老板们则加班加点没日没夜地努力想让施罗德被判个重罪，这样他们就能通过废除他的合同而省下一大笔钱了。
[–][SAS] Devin BrownSmellmyhand 167 指標 2小時前
ffs just plant some coke in his locker
马刺球迷：费那劲干嘛，在他的更衣柜里撒点粉就完事了呗。
[–]ThunderRocknRoll_Grandma 229 指標 2小時前
They did that, but when the cops arrived, all they found was Nick Young running in place making grunting noises with his eyes wide open. They asked if he needed help but he just pointed directly at their face and continued.
雷霆球迷：试过了试过了，但当条子到达案发现场的时候，他们却只发现了在更衣室跑来跑去的尼克-杨瞪大眼睛发出低吼。警察问尼克-杨需不需要帮助，但是后者只是用手指着他们的脸，继续发疯。[译注2]
[译注2]此前在接受采访时，尼克-杨表示可卡X因应该合法化。上面美国球迷描述的情况是吸X毒者的典型疯癫表现。
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