單挑度娘英漢【飯碗】小辭典

未經許可,也得轉發,一經發現,謝謝你啊。

Welcome to forward without permission.


前 言

來跟成吉思春做一個心理測試,提到【飯碗】你首先想要的是?有/砸?

成吉思春當然沒工夫給你解讀了,關於潛意識,自己去讀佛洛依德、榮格算了。別人說過的,我說個球。

本精彩短文,側重聊聊——“人類大概使用過多少種材質飯碗”。為什麼想到寫這個,我怎麼知道,硬說的話,就是為了弘揚我廠幫人【找飯碗】的功德本質。

大家都清楚,拿人玫瑰,手有真香,我拿的可不少。

Foreword

Let's take a psychological test first.When it comes to a bowl, what do you want to do?

Have it or smash it?

Regarding subconscious, you may read Sigmund Freud,Carl Jung on your own, I could not explain more about it here, instead, I’d like to talking about”How many kinds of bowls have humans used?”

I don’t know why I want to write this, may be just for praising the merit of my company to help people find “rice bowls” (In Chinese, “find a rice bowl” means “find a job”).

Well, actually they pay me, a lot.


第一部分:廢話

迄今為止,人類把食指觸碰過的材料,都嘗試製成飯碗,天性食慾使然。少敘。

Section One: Nonsense

So far, people have tried to make bowls out of all the materials touched by their index fingers, which is caused by natural instinct and appetite.


第二部分:列表(排名不分先後/不服勿擾)

Section Two: The List

(in no particular order)

A 金碗

奴隸社會/奴隸主/史前文明礦痕遺蹟/隱貴/古文明/古教/消失與現存文明的分界摺痕/莆田人土味金貨

A. Golden bowl

Slave society / Slave owner / Mineral relics of prehistoric civilization/ Low-key nobles/Ancient civilization/Ancient religion/ The boundary and crease of the disappearance and the existing civilization/ Putian people’s rustic gold goods

B 銀碗

封建權貴/西方宮廷/天主教會/韃靼人戰利品/

宗教貢品/祝福子孫禮物/雲南人亂打的器物/阿拉伯回憶

B. Silver bowl

Feudal nobility / Western court / Catholic Church / Tatar trophy

Religious tribute /Gifts for blessing offspring/ Utensilsbeaten by Yunnan people/ Arabian memories

C 銅碗

兩河文明/農奴制過度/埃及瑪雅殷商/印度西藏頌缽/密宗法器/樂器/三星堆/天體文字篆刻載體/中藥研磨/日本人茶道器具/第三波精品咖啡接粉器/尼泊爾無聊手工

C. Copper bowl

Mesopotamia civilization / Excessive serfdom / Egypt, Maya, the Shang dynasty / Indian singing bowl, Tibet singing bowl / Tantric instruments / Musical instruments

Sanxingdui ruins/ Celestial characters engraved carrier / Traditional Chinese medicine grinding / Japanese tea ceremony utensils / Third generation of fine coffee powder receiver / Nepalese boring handmade

D 鐵碗

戰國軍閥/冷兵器鑄造師做著玩/冷戰時期形容穩定職業/工業革命不鏽鋼/戰略鐵路用品/

軍事化管理食堂餐具/日本南部活文物

D. Iron bowl

Warlords of the Warring States period / Cold weapon makers only made for amusement / Description of stable occupations during the Cold War / Industrial revolution,stainless steel / Strategic railway supplies

Tableware for militarization management / Living cultural relics of Southern Japan

E 鋁碗

一二次世界大戰/軍隊鋁製餐具/快熱節能燒煮/更輕更快/建國初期家用簡陋廚具/百廢待興/淘寶原版軍迷收藏品/

意大利摩卡壺水倉部分/

E. Aluminum bowl

World War I and World War II / Military aluminum tableware / Fast heating, energy-saving cooking / Lighter and faster/ Household simple kitchenware in the early days of a nation

A society waiting for development / Original collectionfor military fans buying online / Italian mocha pot’swater tank part

F 鈦碗

航空材料/戶外輕量化炊具/親人體分子/無毒/昂貴的時尚科技/戶外達人的真漢子裝備

F. Titanium bowl

Aviation materials / Outdoor lightweight cookware / Human pro-molecules / Non-toxic / Expensive fashion technology/ Equipment for outdoor activities

G 木碗

漢唐征服者漆器

/芬蘭丹麥北歐生活/維京人/叢林部落茹毛飲血器具/北方薩滿法器/林業工人手工作品

幼童安全玩具/日本北部奇怪酒器/雲南邊境及金三角沙拉容器/馬吃草的餐具

G. Wooden bowl

Lacquer ware of conquerors of Han and Tang Dynasties

Life in Finland, Denmark, Northern Europe / Vikings / Vessels used by jungle tribes to eat raw animals with blood and hair / Northern Shaman instruments / Forestry Workers' handicrafts

Children's safety toys / Weird wine ware in Northern Japan / Salad containers in Yunnan border and Golden Triangle / Tableware for horses to eat grass

H 瓷碗

封建過度資本主義萌芽/大宋朝名物/世界貴族收藏品/日本戰國賞賜大名茶器/遠洋貨船沉沒寶藏/各級博物館碎片/宮廷下午茶/一切新古典生活的容器/國寶/贗品/古玩/

歐美田園圖案/中國曆代書畫/沙灘紮腳的東西/曲藝場所/設計師瘋狂鼓搗胡鬧

H. Porcelain bowl

Transition from feudalism to capitalism sprouts / Famous objects of the Song Dynasty / Collectibles of aristocratic / Tea ware awarded to Japanese lords during the Warring States Period

Ocean cargo ship sunk treasures / Shards of museums at all levels / Afternoon tea in the palace / Container for all neo-classical life / National treasures / Fake goods / Antiques

European and American pastoral patterns / Chinese paintings and calligraphy / Things tied on the beach/Quyi performance place /Designers’ crazy creation

I 陶碗

原始窮人燒陶獻主/歷代窮人制陶貢主/現代窮人轉而陶藝家繼續供奉權利/

廉價食器/黔西南摔碗酒/野生陶藝家捏造作品/日本奉茶花器/阿拉伯風沙與彎刀/伊朗羊奶故事

I. Pottery bowl

The primitive poor burned pottery to devoted to masters / The ancient poor burned pottery to devoted to masters / The modern poor potters turned to be artists and continue to worship the power

Cheap food utensils / The custom that the bowl needed to be broken after drinking the wine in Southwestern Guizhou / Fabrications by unknown pottery makers / Japanese tea utensils / Arab sand and machete / Iranian goat milk story

J 石碗

原始人私人財物/中醫草藥研磨/東方香料研磨/祭祀香爐替代品/石匠日常習作/一種帶有原巖神秘風味的食器/古怪的旅遊景區紀念品/浙江人和非洲人的搗杵食器

J. Stone bowl

Primitives' personal belongings / Chinese herbal medicine grinding / Oriental spices grinding / Replacement of sacrificial incense burner / Daily homework of stonemason

A kind of food utensil with mysterious flavor of the original rock / Strange souvenir of tourist attraction /Pestle and food utensil of Zhejiang, China and Africanspeople

K 骨碗

墨西哥原始宗教器具/藏秘盛甘露法器/原始部落隨意製作的頭骨酒器/北方薩滿的藥盒

食人族的餐後手工作業/海島土著撿拾的龜甲容器/西部拓荒被印第安人捉住後成為的東西

K. Bone bowl

Mexican primitive religious utensils / Secret nectar utensils in Tibet / Skull wine vessels made by the primitive tribe randomly / Northern shaman's medicine box

Cannibals ‘ manual work after meals / Tortoiseshell containers picked up by indigenous people of the islands / What the western pioneers became after being caught by the Indians

L 紙碗

工業時代的一次性用品/偽環保者唾棄又常用的/也被北歐設計師盯上的/被方便麵製造商玩壞了的/日本工藝家胡作的/候機廳免費取用飲水的玩意/乞丐臨時要錢的創意/

寫字樓白領的新外賣/連起來每年繞地球好幾百圈的可憐的容器

L. Paper bowl

Disposable products in the industrial age/ Pseudo-environment spurs but commonly used/ Also targeted by Nordic designers

Something fully used by instant noodle makers / Japanese craftsmen's casual craftsmanship / Free access in the terminal / The idea occurred to beggars when they asking for money temporarily

New takeaways for office white-collar workers / Poor containers which could circle the earth hundreds of timesevery year once linked up

M 玻璃碗

英國工業時代的名物/西方烘焙攪拌容器/令人著迷的茶水具/前臺放免費薄荷糖的容器/盛放糖果的漂亮空間/實驗室盛放可怕物質的容器/小金魚的家/韓國流行保鮮工具

M. Glass bowl

Famous representative of British industrial age / Western baking and mixing containers / Enchanting tea sets / Containers with free mints at the front desk /

Beautiful space for sweets / Laboratory container for terrible substances / Home of cute goldfish / Popular fresh-keeping tools in Korea

N 塑料碗

塑料工業順手做出來的一次幾次性東西/外賣送湯的/無尊重感也無所謂的快捷餐具/兒童安全過家家玩具/荒謬少婦選擇的彩色大沙拉容器/夜總會小食組/難以降解的地球負擔

N. Plastic bowl

The plastics industry made it a few times at a time / Takeaway and delivery of soup / Quick cutlery without sense of respect and need

Children's safe play house toys / Colorful big saladcontainers selected by absurd young women / Nightclub snack sets / The burden of Earth hard to degrade

O 水晶碗

歐洲神話與宮廷生活/童話故事/西方自然療愈系統/僅為高雅製造出來的容器/

令人讚歎的酒具/無上的甜品盛放裝置/外星人提到過有信息能量的東西/很難找到真的

虛榮的禮品/某個首相的菸灰缸/博物館感覺一般的展品

O. Crystal bowl

European myths and court Life / Fairy tales / Western natural healing system / Containers made only for elegance

Amazing wine set / Supreme dessert holding device / Something Aliens mentioned was with informational energy / Difficult to find a true one

Gifts for vanity / A prime minister's ashtray / Ordinary exhibits in the museum

P 橡膠碗

現代生化實驗無菌材料/安全絕緣的容器/溫馨的嬰兒輔食餐具/遊樂場讓人坐進去的娛樂工具

P. Rubber bowl

Sterile materials for modern biochemical experiments / Safe and insulated containers / Warm baby food tableware / Entertainment tools for people to sit in the playground

Q 貝殼碗

海島原住民/好奇的亂買工藝品的人/海盜討好妓女的小禮物/海神信仰的祭祀法器/

小明靠想象力瞎畫出來的一個東西

Q. Shell bowl

Island aborigines / Curious people buying crafts / Gifts pirates used to court prostitutes / Sacrificial instruments of the Poseidon faith

Something that Ben drew blindly by imagination

R 果殼碗

南美印第安人喝死藤水的容器/東南亞椰子獵人工藝品/自然療愈spa的香薰器/蠟燭裝置

去泰國旅遊帶回來然後冬天裂了的東西

R. Nutshell bowl

Containers for South American Indians drinking dead vine water / Coconut hunter crafts in Southeast Asia / Aromatherapy device for natural healing spa / candle devices

Something that broke in winter after traveling to Thailand

S 合成碗

工業泡沫材料有害無益/利慾薰心但需要原諒的時代產物/今天我們還在使用著/儘量別用了

S. Synthetic bowl

Industrial foam materials are harmful and unhelpful / The product of the age of profit, which also could be forgiven/ We are still using today / Try not to use it

T 手碗

沒任何工具容器的原始人至現代人/飲用清涼溪流/接別人賜予的泉/品嚐大海的滋味

徒步路上發現清澈小河時/害羞時/嗑瓜子左手充當的容器/乞討時缺乏其他材質的容器

祈禱中的接福或加持時

T. Hand as a bowl

Primitives to modern people without any tool containers / Drinking cool streams / Accessing springs from others / Tasting the taste of the sea

When I found a clear stream on the trek / When I was shy / When I eat melon seeds, I use my left hand as a container / Lack of containers of other materials when begging

When receiving blessings or blessings in prayer

U 坑當碗

游泳時不小心或故意品嚐/

U. Pit as a bowl

Careless or intentional tasting while swimming

V 以太碗

互聯網時代的虛擬容器/網絡遊戲中的神奇裝備/網購商鋪給你丟金幣進來的/

貨幣金融業的某個池狀物/

V. Ether bowl

The virtual container in the Internet era / Magic equipment in online games / Gold coins thrown in by online shopping shops

A pool of money and finance

W 薛定諤的碗

2020年每個人的飯碗

W. Schrödinger's bowl

Everyone's rice bowl (jobs) in 2020

編後感:

寫完或讀完,會出現中等視幻,無法直視凹陷物,

並易對世界展開徒勞想象。碗/飯碗的出現,反覆再現,一定是【以凹陷的象徵】形式,展示了【食物的質感重量】。

無論我成吉思春的讀者,您是哪個時空的何族生靈,祝你飯碗常在,食之知味。

我看就這樣吧。

After writing or reading, there will be medium vision illusion. You may feel unable to look directly at the sunken objects, and easy to imagine the world in vain.

The appearance of the bowl / rice bowl, repeated, must be in the form of [a symbol of depression], showing the [texture and weight of food].

As my reader, regardless of what time and space you are, I wish you a good job and a good taste of food.

That's it.

本文作者:成吉思春,BOSS直聘一枚男員工。


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