一位暱稱是chojurou的老外發帖，吐槽自己的一個朋友下面這張照片裡的紋身。老外問他朋友紋的漢字是什麼意思， 他朋友說：“I don't know, I don't speak Chinese（我不知道，我不會說中文）”，原來說的正好就是字面意思，讓他很無語 。

chojurou【樓主】：The first time I met him, he greeted me with the stupidest grin as my eyes gazed over his tattoo

當我第一次遇到他，眼睛盯著他的紋身的時候，他帶著賊蠢的笑容衝我打招呼

stufmenatooba：Just a spectator at the gun show?

你是若無其事不經意看見的？（沒動點小心思？）

chojurou【樓主】：Hard not to notice Chinese characters down the arm of a 19 year old white boy

很難無視一個19歲白人小夥子手臂上紋的漢字

話說老外紋這樣的紋身，會不會後悔

echoesreach：19?He's definitely going to regret that

19歲？他肯定會後悔的

hatgineer：He will only regret that temporarily, when he becomes a dad, the dad joke complex will overtake the regret and he will like that tattoo again.

他只是暫時會後悔，當了爹以後，父親的慈愛會淹沒悔恨，那時他又會重新喜歡那個紋身。

graffiti81：Regardless of all that, this will be amusing in a year, ten years, or when he's 90 in a nursing home and some nurse asks, thinking it's something deep and meaningful.

無論如何，這個紋身在一年內，十年內，或者在他90歲待到養老院，被誤以為紋身很高大上的護士問的時候，都會挺搞笑的

TooShiftyForYou：This will serve as a great grandpa joke when he's like 80.

當他大概到80歲時，他的紋身可以當成一個超讚的老爺爺們講的笑話。

Wowbaggerz："But grandpa, we ALL speak Chinese now..."

“但是爺爺，我們現在都說中文......”

PyjamaTime：Some jokes never get old.

有些笑話永遠不過時

還有老外靠紋漢字混吃混喝

nolabrew：I knew a guy who had the characters for 'sesame chicken' tattooed on his neck. When ever we went to a Chinese restaurant he would order by pointing to it. Sometimes they thought it was so funny they would give him the food for free.

Edit: They would almost always bring everyone out from the kitchen to look at it.

我認識一個男的，脖子上紋著“芝麻雞塊”的字眼。 每次我們去中餐館，他都會指著脖子點餐。 有時候餐館的人覺得他搞笑，會給他免單。

補充：餐館的人幾乎每次都把廚房的人叫出來圍觀。

monkeymalek：Just imagine if some Chinese dude got ‘Cheeseburger’ tattooed on his arm lmao

換位想象一下，假如有一些中國老兄的手臂上紋個“Cheeseburger”（芝士漢堡），哈哈哈

serg_vw：I know a guy that has a cheeseburger tattooed on his belly...he is American

我真的認識一個在肚子上紋了一個漢堡包的大兄弟......但他是美國人

WrennyHF：I have "general tso's chicken" tatted on my ankle. I've never been brave enough to just point at it to order.

我的腳踝上紋了一個“左宗棠雞”。 我從來沒能有勇氣指著紋身下單。

BRUCEisGOD：Such dedication to being a smart ass.I respect that.

為了秀智商真是肯犧牲。我很服，很敬佩。

AWFULW4FFL3：And this why people from other countries think America s are stupid.

這就是為什麼其他國家的人認為美國人蠢。

老外討論“會”字，討論的有點意思～

Black-Horse：7th symbol down looks like an Asian Bender

第7個符號看起來像亞洲Bender

Mnemoceos：That's the traditional character for 會 (hui). It's used to express ability, here with the negator 不(bu) to mean "can't"

紋的是“會”字的繁體字。 這個字用來表達“能夠”，和不（bu）一起用意思就是“不能”

r00c：Traditional Chinese, nice

繁體中文，不錯

Minusguy：it's funny because hui means penis in Russian

有點逗，因為hui在俄語中意思是小雞雞

我有個朋友胳膊上紋了泰文。看起來特別贊。問他紋的是什麼，他回答說紋的是：“請把你用過的避孕套放在回收箱裡”。

很多老外還不知道中國書法的博大精深

mrsschwingin：Tattoos are the most ridiculous forms of expression. This is the most ridiculous example of that form.

紋身是最荒謬的表達方式。 這是紋身最最最荒謬的例子了。

BConscience：Especially one with such poor font. Please, foreigners. If you want to get a Chinese tattoo, at least make it calligraphy. Instead of the basic default font of Microsoft 2003.

特別是那種用很爛字體的人。求你們了，外國老鐵，如果想紋漢字，好歹注意一下書法。 而不是用最low的微軟 2003默認字體。

TheInternetHivemind：But the default font from Microsoft 2003 is the font of my people.

但微軟2003的默認字體正是我們美國人的字體。

Psychotic_Precision：A buddy of mine had something written in Chinese and it said "Dragon".

我一個朋友紋了一些中文，說紋的是“龍”。

Rgeneb1：I used to work with a guy had a similar one on his forearm. Asked him what it meant and he said "Mind your own fucking business". It was a couple of years before I found out thats exactly what it said. He was also a dedicated smartarse.

曾經和我一塊工作的一個男的，他的前臂上有一個類似的紋身。 之前問他紋身是什麼意思，他說“關你屁事”。 過了好幾年我才明白他說的“關你屁事”說的就是他的紋身。 他其實也是個敬業的聰明人。

最後，小編又為大家蒐集了一些老外身上紋的一些搞笑漢字，注意把水嚥下去，前方高能預警！這不是演習！

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