Hi，大家好，我是天天用英語的小珠。
如果有任何幼兒英語、小學英語、初中英語的問題，
都可以給我留言，24小時之內肯定回覆，你的關注和轉發，將是對我們最大的鼓勵，O(∩_∩)O謝謝。
著名文學家 列夫·托爾斯泰 曾經說過：
文藝的情話都是相似的，土的情話各有各的土。
最近不知道是什麼情況，大家突然都不喜歡文藝的情話的了。
各種土到龜裂的情話噴湧而出。
一瞬間真覺得自己招架不住。
想來想去，
這一切都得感謝業界翹楚雷老師：
好吧，今天我們就來土個夠！
接好這30條精緻的土味情話吧。
01
“
你最近是不是又胖了？
為什麼你在我心裡的分量越來越重了呢？
Are you getting fat lately?
Why are you weighing more and more in my heart?
”
02
“
你好，我在找一條路
它叫阿一西呆路
Hi, I'm looking for a road.
It's called I Love You.
（備註：阿一西呆路 就是日語的“我愛你”。。）
”
03
“
甜有100種方法
吃糖、吃蛋糕
還有每天想你98次
There are 100 ways to feel sweet.
Eating sugar, eating cakes,
and thinking about you in 98 ways every day.
”
04
“
苦海無涯
回頭是我
There is no boundary for the sea of misery.
Turn back.
And you'll see me.
”
05
“
這是我的手背
這是我的腳背
你是我的寶貝
This is the back of my hand.
This is the back of my foot.
And you're at the back of my heart.
”
06
“
我是可愛的小姑娘
你是可愛
I'm a little girl of beauty.
And you are Beauty.
”
07
“
我不想撞南牆了
我只想撞你的胸膛
I don't want to smash into the wall anymore.
I just want to smash into your chest.
”
08
“
莫文蔚的陰天
孫燕姿的雨天
周杰倫的晴天
都不如你和我聊天
Cloudy day, rainy day, sunny day.
None of them values more than a day in which you talk to me.
”
09
“
你猜我最喜歡豬肉還是牛肉？
我最喜歡你這塊心頭肉
What meat do you think I like the most, pork or beef?
What I like the most is you--the meat of my heart.
”
10
“
——你有打火機嗎？
沒有——
——那你是怎麼點燃我的心的？
--You have a lighter?
No.--
--Then how did you set my heart on fire?
”
11
“
你猜我是什麼血型？
我是你的理想型
Do you know what my blood type is?
I'm the ideal type that you want.
”
12
“
你猜我的心在左邊還是右邊
它在你那邊
Which side do you think my heart is on? Left or right?
It's on your side.
”
13
“
跟你說一個壞消息
我對你的想法已經不單純了
I have a bad news for you.
The way I think about you is no longer pure.
”
14
“
你累不累啊
你都在我心裡跑了一天了
Are you tired?
You've been running in my heart for a whole day.
”
15
“
你知道我為什麼感冒嗎？
因為我對你完全沒有抵抗力
Do you know why I got a cold?
Because I'm totally not immune to you.
”
16
“
你知道我想喝什麼嗎？
我想呵護你
Do you know what I wanna drink?
Anything that can make me strong enough to take care of you.
”
17
“
你知道我想吃什麼嗎？
我想痴痴地望著你
Do you know what I wanna eat?
Anything that can make me able to see you.
”
18
“
被你贊過的朋友圈
叫甜甜圈
Any of my Moments that you've put a thumb on
is called a doughnut Moment.
”
19
“
——我喜歡上一個小哥哥了。
那他一定很帥。——
——你太自戀了。
--I've got a crush on a guy.
Then he must be handsome.--
--Oh, you are such a narcissit.
”
20
“
這是電影票
這是火車票
而你是我的女票
This is the ticket for a movie.
This is the ticket for a train.
But you have the ticket to my heart.
”
21
“
我覺得你像我的一個親戚
你像我爸的女婿
I think you look like a relative of mine.
You look like my father's son-in-law.
”
22
“
你有罪
你偷走了我的心
You are guilty.
You've stolen my heart.
”
23
“
我好害怕自己要張蛀牙了哦
因為你真的太甜了
I'm afraid that I'm gonna have a tooth decay.
Because you are just so sweet.
”
24
“
我好暈，我好像有點低血糖了
可能是太久沒有看到你了
I'm feeling dizzy.
I think my blood glucose is low.
I guess it's because I haven't seen you for a long time.
”
25
“
你長得很像我一個朋友誒
像我男朋友
You look just like one of my friends.
The boyfriend.
”
26
“
你怎麼這麼宅？
你呆在我心裡之後就沒動過
Why are you such an otaku?
You haven't moved even a little bit ever since you came into my heart.
”
27
“
你看起來好像一個老婆婆哦
啊不，我多說了一個婆字
You look like a housewife.
Oh no, I mistakenly added a house in the word.
”
28
“
你好胖哦
你來了之後我心裡就裝不下別人了
You are so fat.
You've occupied all the space in my heart.
”
29
“
我猜你很喜歡喝蘇打水
因
為你可愛得冒泡
I guess you love soda.
'Cause you're just bubbly-bubbly lovely.
”
30
“
咱倆的友情到頭了
該發展愛情了
I think it's time for us to end this friendship.
Let's start a relationship.
”
啊，這泥土的芬芳。
這地瓜般的純粹。
這地三鮮般的淳樸。
你覺得這30條夠刺激嗎？你還聽過更震撼的土味情話嗎？
快到留言區來分享吧，讓大家一起承受這精神汙染！
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