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著名文学家 列夫·托尔斯泰 曾经说过:
文艺的情话都是相似的,土的情话各有各的土。
最近不知道是什么情况,大家突然都不喜欢文艺的情话的了。
各种土到龟裂的情话喷涌而出。
一瞬间真觉得自己招架不住。
想来想去,
这一切都得感谢业界翘楚雷老师:
好吧,今天我们就来土个够!
接好这30条精致的土味情话吧。
01
“
你最近是不是又胖了?
为什么你在我心里的分量越来越重了呢?
Are you getting fat lately?
Why are you weighing more and more in my heart?
”
02
“
你好,我在找一条路
它叫阿一西呆路
Hi, I'm looking for a road.
It's called I Love You.
(备注:阿一西呆路 就是日语的“我爱你”。。)
”
03
“
甜有100种方法
吃糖、吃蛋糕
还有每天想你98次
There are 100 ways to feel sweet.
Eating sugar, eating cakes,
and thinking about you in 98 ways every day.
”
04
“
苦海无涯
回头是我
There is no boundary for the sea of misery.
Turn back.
And you'll see me.
”
05
“
这是我的手背
这是我的脚背
你是我的宝贝
This is the back of my hand.
This is the back of my foot.
And you're at the back of my heart.
”
06
“
我是可爱的小姑娘
你是可爱
I'm a little girl of beauty.
And you are Beauty.
”
07
“
我不想撞南墙了
我只想撞你的胸膛
I don't want to smash into the wall anymore.
I just want to smash into your chest.
”
08
“
莫文蔚的阴天
孙燕姿的雨天
周杰伦的晴天
都不如你和我聊天
Cloudy day, rainy day, sunny day.
None of them values more than a day in which you talk to me.
”
09
“
你猜我最喜欢猪肉还是牛肉?
我最喜欢你这块心头肉
What meat do you think I like the most, pork or beef?
What I like the most is you--the meat of my heart.
”
10
“
——你有打火机吗?
没有——
——那你是怎么点燃我的心的?
--You have a lighter?
No.--
--Then how did you set my heart on fire?
”
11
“
你猜我是什么血型?
我是你的理想型
Do you know what my blood type is?
I'm the ideal type that you want.
”
12
“
你猜我的心在左边还是右边
它在你那边
Which side do you think my heart is on? Left or right?
It's on your side.
”
13
“
跟你说一个坏消息
我对你的想法已经不单纯了
I have a bad news for you.
The way I think about you is no longer pure.
”
14
“
你累不累啊
你都在我心里跑了一天了
Are you tired?
You've been running in my heart for a whole day.
”
15
“
你知道我为什么感冒吗?
因为我对你完全没有抵抗力
Do you know why I got a cold?
Because I'm totally not immune to you.
”
16
“
你知道我想喝什么吗?
我想呵护你
Do you know what I wanna drink?
Anything that can make me strong enough to take care of you.
”
17
“
你知道我想吃什么吗?
我想痴痴地望着你
Do you know what I wanna eat?
Anything that can make me able to see you.
”
18
“
被你赞过的朋友圈
叫甜甜圈
Any of my Moments that you've put a thumb on
is called a doughnut Moment.
”
19
“
——我喜欢上一个小哥哥了。
那他一定很帅。——
——你太自恋了。
--I've got a crush on a guy.
Then he must be handsome.--
--Oh, you are such a narcissit.
”
20
“
这是电影票
这是火车票
而你是我的女票
This is the ticket for a movie.
This is the ticket for a train.
But you have the ticket to my heart.
”
21
“
我觉得你像我的一个亲戚
你像我爸的女婿
I think you look like a relative of mine.
You look like my father's son-in-law.
”
22
“
你有罪
你偷走了我的心
You are guilty.
You've stolen my heart.
”
23
“
我好害怕自己要张蛀牙了哦
因为你真的太甜了
I'm afraid that I'm gonna have a tooth decay.
Because you are just so sweet.
”
24
“
我好晕,我好像有点低血糖了
可能是太久没有看到你了
I'm feeling dizzy.
I think my blood glucose is low.
I guess it's because I haven't seen you for a long time.
”
25
“
你长得很像我一个朋友诶
像我男朋友
You look just like one of my friends.
The boyfriend.
”
26
“
你怎么这么宅?
你呆在我心里之后就没动过
Why are you such an otaku?
You haven't moved even a little bit ever since you came into my heart.
”
27
“
你看起来好像一个老婆婆哦
啊不,我多说了一个婆字
You look like a housewife.
Oh no, I mistakenly added a house in the word.
”
28
“
你好胖哦
你来了之后我心里就装不下别人了
You are so fat.
You've occupied all the space in my heart.
”
29
“
我猜你很喜欢喝苏打水
因
为你可爱得冒泡
I guess you love soda.
'Cause you're just bubbly-bubbly lovely.
”
30
“
咱俩的友情到头了
该发展爱情了
I think it's time for us to end this friendship.
Let's start a relationship.
”
啊,这泥土的芬芳。
这地瓜般的纯粹。
这地三鲜般的淳朴。
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