外國網友評:為了避免接觸感染,中國人想出了各種辦法來按電梯

During self isolation, in order to avoid contact infection, the Chinese have come up with various ways to press the elevator button

自我隔離期間,為了避免接觸感染,中國人想出了各種辦法來按電梯按鈕



外國網友評:為了避免接觸感染,中國人想出了各種辦法來按電梯


評論翻譯:

Necessity is the mother of creativity.

需要是創意之母。


no, necessity is the mother of INVENTION.

不,需要是發明之母。


I''m getting goose bumps due to this new discovery for a conspiracy theories like me. Hehe. Check out what I found.

Ask yourself the following questions.

1. Who will benefit from this outbreak?

2. Someone got infected in the meat market, a lot of people got infected by patient zero and China got the blame. Why?

3. Australia scientists claim first re-creation of coronavirus outside China.

Does that smell like a biological weapon to you?

And finally

4. Coronavirus first discovered in Britian.

BBC love to use the Coronervirus to fire up anti-ccp sentiment.

我發現了陰謀論的證據,想想都覺得起雞皮疙瘩。呵呵,看看我都發現了什麼。

1、誰將從這次疫情爆發中獲得好處。

2、某人在海鮮市場裡被感染了,接著又有更多人被感染,但是為什麼人們把這個事情歸咎在中國身上?

3、澳洲科學家在中國之外首次重新創造了冠狀病毒。你有沒有覺得這像是一個生化武器?

4、冠狀病毒首次在英國發現。BBC喜歡用冠狀病毒來掀起反共情緒。


I cut my nails and they grow back every 3 days it’s easier to just have nails

我剪完指甲後三天後又會長出來。


In China, people grow out their nails to show they aren''t low class laborers. Yes even men showcase their long nails.

在中國,人們會留長指甲以顯示自己不是低級勞動力。是的,甚至男性都會展示自己的長指甲。


People can still cough and spit on the toothpicks

人們依然可能對著牙籤咳嗽或者吐痰在牙籤上。


Doesn''t even have to be that extreme. A cough in that direction, gravity will finish the job. Simple stuff like hand sanitizers, alcohol wipes, soap, try not to touch face when hands aren''t clean, works well. I just don''t get them.

沒必要那麼極端,只要往那個方向一咳嗽,病毒就會附在牙籤上。注意手部衛生,不要用手隨便碰觸臉部,就沒問題了。我真是不明白他們為什麼要這麼做。


People are requested to wear mask when they leave their house.

人們出門都必須佩戴口罩。


林子倫 Virus is smaller than bacteria and almost weightless, they can stick around the wall or any obxt, they also can fly to another place because of the air and wind . Thats why you should use masker and wash your hand frequently.

病毒比細菌還小,幾乎是沒有重量的,它們可以附在牆壁或者任何物體上,還可以藉助空氣和風飛到另一個地方去。所以應該戴口罩並經常洗手。


Here''s a disgusting thought; what if someone actually used to toothpicks to pick their teeth and put it back? @_@

我有個大膽的想法:如果某人用這些牙籤清理牙齒然後放回原處呢?


ChristmasCarolyn There’s no way someone would do that. Any sane person wouldn’t unmask their face unless they wanted to be infected, also the virus can stick to that toothpicks even if someone has never cough on it intentionally.

沒人會這麼做的。任何理性的人都會戴口罩,除非他們想被感染,而且即使某人不故意向這些牙籤咳嗽,病毒還是有可能附著在這些牙籤上。


bring your own tooth picks gloves,stay safe.

帶上自己的牙籤和手套,這樣更保險。


IKR, I spit on my toothpicks ALL THE TIME. My therapist says it’s to do with my parents abandoning me.

我經常向我的牙籤吐口水。我的治療師說這是因為我被父母拋棄而導致的。


@Numerous Dirt I read once that bacteria are so small that it goes through tissue paper. In that case it is not safe to push buttons et cetera with tissuepaper as well.

據說細菌非常小,可以穿過紙巾。那麼用紙巾去按電梯按鈕也是不安全的。


Numerous Dirt the virus may stay at the surface of an obxt for 24 hours only

病毒可能只能在物體表面存活24小時。


Numerous Dirt don’t underestimate what people do for tiktok. Won’t be long now when the next craze is to lick the lift button

@Numerous Dirt,某些人為了拍抖音,什麼事情都幹得出來。很快人們可能就會去舔電梯按鈕。


Imagine you didn''t see the wall of toothpicks and leaned on it.

如果沒看到這面牙籤牆然後直接倚靠在上面,想想都覺得疼。


Now they''re the cleanest because no one''s touching them

如此看來,這些電梯按鈕其實是非常乾淨的,因為沒人用手直接去觸碰。


what if someone sneezed on the toothpicks

如果某人朝這些牙籤打了噴嚏怎麼辦。


exactly

就是說。


Remember to remind our friends:Wash your hands with SOAP .Just water only gets the germs wet.


記得提醒我們的朋友們:用肥皂洗手,如果只是用清水洗的話,那只是把細菌弄溼而已。


1hourOfLove not all soap is equal. Wash hands with antiviral soap

不是所有肥皂都有用,要用抗病毒肥皂洗手。


Same

我也這麼覺得。


Dud I know but also we need something positive just to distract from this horrible disease

我理解,但是我們也需要一些正能量的東西來緩解一下我們緊繃的神經。


The coronavirus ISN’T deadly. 70-80% of deaths come from elders above 70 years old or from people who are autoimmune compromised. You could get the Coronavirus and recover within a week just like the flu if you are healthy. It’s all media stuff trying to scare you.

這個冠狀病毒並不是致命的。70-80%的死亡是70歲以上的老年人或者自身免疫力低的人。如果你本來就健康,那麼得了冠狀肺炎後,一週之內就可以康復,就像流感一樣。只不過媒體那聳人聽聞的報道把你給嚇到了。


ok man The CCP is grossly underreported the number of deaths, so no one can truly say it’s mainly older or sickly people dying. People are dying, so therefore this virus IS deadly.

CCP嚴重謊報了死亡數字,所以我們不知道是不是真的只有老年人或者病人才會死去。人們在死亡,所以這個病毒就是致命的。


@Lolly V people keep saying that CCP under report even tough nobody knows the real number. You have to admit that their extreme lockdown measures had been rather effective

人們總說CCP謊報了死亡數字,儘管沒人知道真正的死亡人數是多少。你必須承認他們的極端封城舉措是相當有效的。


There are 61,000 deaths annually from the flu. The CDC does not label the flu as deadly and only recommends prevention of spread.

The coronavirus is the same, it’s just a different strain that acts more on weak bodies. Just because it has a large number from of deaths from elders, doesn’t mean it’s deadly.

@Lolly V,每年有6.1萬人死於流感。美國疾控中心也沒有把流感定義為致命的,只建議人們採取措施預防傳播。

冠狀病毒也是如此,只不過是不同的毒株,對體弱的人更具殺傷力。大量老年人因此而死亡,並不意味著它就是致命的。


The most dangerous living thing on Earth.

地球上最危險的生物。


An 18 year old boy?

一個18歲的老男孩?


Viruses are not living organisms.

病毒並不是活的有機體。


Wow, that’s soooo cool

哇,樓上很酷啊。


The finger nail one is so funny hahahh

用指甲剪剪指甲那個太搞笑了哈哈。


Not wise to put toothpicks there . exposed

用牙籤其實不明智,已經被汙染了。


I always press with my knuckle on elevators then use hand sanitizer

我一直都用我的指關節按電梯按鈕,然後用洗手液。


This is a virus, not bacteria. Smh.

這是病毒,不是細菌。


I’ve inherited my OCD From China

我從中國繼承了我的強迫症。


Simple mundane daily things we took for granted now seems so much meaningful. U wud nt appreciate smthng till u missed the.

平時我們覺得很理所當然的事情現在這個時候變得非同一般。只有失去以後我們才懂得珍惜。


How to avoid pressing lift buttons?USE STAIRS

如何避免按壓電梯按鍵?走樓梯。


The nail trimmer still needs to be disinfected afterwards.

那個指甲剪還是需要進行消毒處理。


Just use your telekinesis.

直接用心靈感應。


Just make the lift buttons contactless button''s where we don''t even need to touch the buttons.

把電梯按鈕搞成非接觸式的按鈕,這樣就沒必要觸碰按鈕了。


Probably in the future they''ll make them that way.

或許未來可以搞成那樣。


A metal obxt would be better. Viruses live longer on plastic. The lighter is great though.

金屬物件更好,病毒在塑料上存活時間更長。打火機那個方法挺好的。


Don’t play fire in lift

不要在電梯裡玩火。


We need to develop systems where there is no need of contact. For example door knobs, handles, taps …

我們需要開發一種無接觸式系統,比如無觸式的門把手,水龍頭等等。


Doesnt that mean you have to throw away the clipper as well???

難道不應該把那個指甲剪扔掉嗎??


No, because you use top of the world technology called,WASHING IT

不用扔,因為你可以使用世界頂尖技術:用水洗乾淨。


Use the stairway, healthier :)

走樓梯吧,更健康。


The handrails would probably be even worse

樓梯扶手可能更危險。


Imagine living on the tenth floor. It would be hard for old people to manage that.

如果住在10樓的話,老年人怎麼可能走樓梯。


Buildings in china are VERY tall

中國的建築都是非常高的。


What if someone slip and their face to the board full of toothpicks.

如果某人滑倒,整個臉埋在這個牙籤板上怎麼辦?


Also they’re overpricing gloves, I hear a box of gloves in China right now is like 20-40 USD

而且手套現在價格很貴,我聽說現在在中國一盒手套的價格在20-40美元之間。


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