Monica：Okry,everybody,this is Rechel,another Lincoln High survivor.This is everybody,this is Chandler,and Phoebe,and Joey,and you remember my brother Ross?
Rechel:Hi,sure!
Ross:Hi.
Monica:So you wanna tell us now or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?
Rechel:Oh,God....well,it started about a half hour before the wedding,I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents,and I was looking at this gravy boat.This really gorgeous Limoges gravy boat.When all of a sudden,Sweet’n’Lo?I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry!And then I got really freaked out,and that’s when it hit me:how much Barry looks like Mr.Potato Head.Y’know,I mean,I always knew looked familiar,but...Anyway,I just had to get out of there,and I started wondering:”Why am I doing this,and who am I doing this for?”So anyway I just didn’t know where to go,and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart,but you’re the only person I knew who lived here in the city.
Monica:Who wasn’t invited to the wedding.
Rechel:Oh,I was kinda hoping that wouldn’t be an issue...
Monica:好了，各位，這是瑞秋，另一位林肯高中的倖存者。這就是各位啦，這是錢德勒，菲比還有喬伊，還記得我哥哥羅斯嗎？
Rechel:當然，嗨！
Ross：嗨！
Monica：你想現在跟我們說說，還是我們再等四位溼漉漉的伴娘過來？
Rechel:噢，上帝，好吧，大概在婚禮前半個小時，我當時在存放禮品的房間裡，看著調味汁瓶，一個極其美麗的裡摩日細瓷調味汁瓶。然後，突然間....有糖嗎？我發現這個調味汁瓶比巴瑞更能引發我的興奮感！然後我真的嚇壞了，我突然想到，巴瑞真的超像薯頭先生。我是說，我總是覺得他很眼熟，但是.....不管怎麼說，我必須離開那裡，我開始想“我幹嘛這麼做，我這麼做是為了誰？”不管怎麼說，我不知道該去哪裡，而且我知道我們有點疏遠了，但是你是我在這個城市唯一認識的人。
Monica：還沒有被邀請參加婚禮。
Rechel:噢，我希望這不是個問題。
筆記：
1、gorgeous adj. 華麗的，燦爛的；極好的
eg:For instance, in 1957 most of the cars were gorgeous.
例如，在1957年大部分的汽車都是華麗的。
2、turn on v. 打開；發動；取決於；使興奮；攻擊
eg:Please turn on the radio.
請把收音機打開。
3、freak out 使處於極度興奮中；崩潰
eg:So you’re super busy, totally tired, and ready to freak out.
你的工作異常忙碌，你覺得很累，快要崩潰了。
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