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There's nothing to tell! 这没什么好说的
He's just some guy I work with!他不过是我的同事
C'mon, you're going out with the guy!少来了 你们都在约会了
There's gotta be something wrong with him!这个男人一定有什么问题
So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?他是驼背吗 戴着假发的驼背
Wait, does he eat chalk?等等 他吃粉笔吗
Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl.我只是不想你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙
Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.拜托各位 放松点 这甚至不算是约会，只不过是两个人出去吃个饭而且不会上床
Sounds like a date to me.听起来像是和我约会
Alright, so I'm back in high school,于是我回到了高中学校
I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria and I realize I am totally naked.我站在食堂中间，然后发现自己全身赤裸
Oh, yeah. Had that dream.噢 做过那种梦
Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone there.然后我低下头 看见那里有一部手机
Instead of...? - That's right.那话儿变成了 -没错
- Never had that dream. - No.-这种梦倒从未做过 -没有
All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring.突然 那电话响起来了
And it turns out it's my mother,结果是我妈打来的
which is very-very weird because she never calls me!这非常非常奇怪，因为她从来不打电话给我
Hi.嗨
This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.这家伙一张嘴打招呼 我就想自杀
Are you okay, sweetie?你还好吧 亲爱的
I just feel like someone reached down my throat grabbed my small intestine,我感觉有人把手伸入我的喉咙抓住我的小肠
pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...从我嘴里扯出来然后缠在我脖子上
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