01中國哪裡的姑娘最漂亮？
Where can you find the most beautiful girls in China?
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WeChat Moments
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02請給出一句很有內涵的詩句
Please name a thought-provoking sentence from a poem.
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一懶眾衫小
Once lazy, all your clothes get smaller.
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03如何理解“窮不是一種狀態”？
What's the meaning of 'poverty is not a certain situation'?
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窮是一種常態
It's the common situation.
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04問世上不會游泳的動物是？
What animals on earth can not swim?
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媳婦和媽
Your wife and your mother.
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05如果被車撞飛10米遠，爬起來之後說什麼最帥？
What is the coolest thing to say after you got hit by a car and managed to stand up again?
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下一輛
Next!
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06媽，我是你的什麼？
Mother, what am I to you?
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媽的智障
My karma.
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07為什麼前女友還會一直關注我呢？
What could be the reason that my ex still follows me on social networks?
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知道你過得不好我也就放心了
Knowing that you still mess everything up makes my day.
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08為什麼打群架的時候普遍會脫掉上衣？
Why do people usually take off their clothes when starting a gang fight?
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假如脫掉褲子的話
總覺得有哪裡不對，氣氛怪怪的
Because it would be weird to take off your pants.
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09怎麼反駁“你行你上啊”的邏輯？
How should I respond to 'You can you up'?
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我評論個雞蛋不好吃，還得自己下個蛋啊？
So I need to lay an egg to criticize an egg's flavor?
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10如何一個月減肥40斤？
By what means can I lose 20 kilograms in a month?
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截肢
Amputation.
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11怎樣含蓄地表達「我已經被收買了」
How can I subtly suggest that I've been compromised?
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我說句公道話……
Let me say this impartially...
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12為什麼你長痘痘？
Why do you have pimples?
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因為我可愛得冒泡
Because I'm just bubble-bubbly cute.
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13打雷的時候關窗戶有用嗎？
Does it work to close the window when it's thundering outside?
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沒用的，我試過了
關了窗雷一樣在打
No, it won't. I've tried.
It was still thundering outside after I closed the window.
14為什麼在洗完澡之後有些人會覺得自己變漂亮了？
Why do some people find themselves prettier after they take a shower?
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腦子進水了
The brain has water damage.
15你得揣摩出題人的意圖
You need to understand why they set this question in the first place.
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他想我死
They want me dead.
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