01中国哪里的姑娘最漂亮？
Where can you find the most beautiful girls in China?
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WeChat Moments
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02请给出一句很有内涵的诗句
Please name a thought-provoking sentence from a poem.
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一懒众衫小
Once lazy, all your clothes get smaller.
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03如何理解“穷不是一种状态”？
What's the meaning of 'poverty is not a certain situation'?
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穷是一种常态
It's the common situation.
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04问世上不会游泳的动物是？
What animals on earth can not swim?
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媳妇和妈
Your wife and your mother.
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05如果被车撞飞10米远，爬起来之后说什么最帅？
What is the coolest thing to say after you got hit by a car and managed to stand up again?
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下一辆
Next!
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06妈，我是你的什么？
Mother, what am I to you?
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妈的智障
My karma.
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07为什么前女友还会一直关注我呢？
What could be the reason that my ex still follows me on social networks?
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知道你过得不好我也就放心了
Knowing that you still mess everything up makes my day.
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08为什么打群架的时候普遍会脱掉上衣？
Why do people usually take off their clothes when starting a gang fight?
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假如脱掉裤子的话
总觉得有哪里不对，气氛怪怪的
Because it would be weird to take off your pants.
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09怎么反驳“你行你上啊”的逻辑？
How should I respond to 'You can you up'?
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我评论个鸡蛋不好吃，还得自己下个蛋啊？
So I need to lay an egg to criticize an egg's flavor?
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10如何一个月减肥40斤？
By what means can I lose 20 kilograms in a month?
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截肢
Amputation.
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11怎样含蓄地表达「我已经被收买了」
How can I subtly suggest that I've been compromised?
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我说句公道话……
Let me say this impartially...
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12为什么你长痘痘？
Why do you have pimples?
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因为我可爱得冒泡
Because I'm just bubble-bubbly cute.
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13打雷的时候关窗户有用吗？
Does it work to close the window when it's thundering outside?
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没用的，我试过了
关了窗雷一样在打
No, it won't. I've tried.
It was still thundering outside after I closed the window.
14为什么在洗完澡之后有些人会觉得自己变漂亮了？
Why do some people find themselves prettier after they take a shower?
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脑子进水了
The brain has water damage.
15你得揣摩出题人的意图
You need to understand why they set this question in the first place.
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他想我死
They want me dead.
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