round1
round2
一個澳大利亞人去紐約，過馬路時沒注意差點撞上一個開出租車的美國司機。
美國司機憤怒的探出車窗說：‘Are you coming here to die?'
澳大利亞人聽到鄉音後高興的說：‘No, I came here yestaday.'
因為澳大利亞口音中today很像to die。
round3
英語老師說，如果不學好英語 去美國遇到槍擊事件你只能這樣給警察說
I see some people with ak47 , they biu biu biu and they boom boom boom ，people say a a a and die. You should call a car which vivo vivo
round4
You are sun of a beach;
你是沙灘上的一縷陽光。
round5
Your brain has two parts: one is left, and the other is right. Your left brain has nothing right. Your right brain has nothing left.
round 6
一哥們出國住酒店的時候發現有老鼠，但是英文太爛不知道老鼠的英語怎麼說，無奈之下打電話給前臺說:"Do you know Tom and Jerry ?"
"Yes sir."
"Jerry is here！！！
round7
Do u have a girl friend?
- yeah
- nice ! Where is she from?
- From a different nation
- Oh really? Which nation?
- My imagiNATION
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