Kawhi Leonard: "I’m a fun guy"
科懷-倫納德：“我是個有趣的傢伙。”
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[–]Bucksteotsi 5047 指標 9小時前
His laugh was lagging a bit
他這笑有點延遲啊。
[–]tonezzz1 1813 指標 9小時前
500 ping
[–]Clipperslegobartman 2441 指標 8小時前
what do you expect being in Toronto and trying to play on Los Angeles servers
他人在多倫多但想連洛杉磯的服務器，延遲很奇怪嘛？
[–][MIN] Kevin GarnettHeres20BucksKillMe 396 指標 8小時前
Not to mention Drake ddosing
這還沒算上Drake的DDOS攻擊。
[–]Spursroli84 410 指標 8小時前*
His servers are still in San Antonio so that explains it. Those cross country hops can take a while. Edit: thanks for the gold stranger!
馬刺球迷：倫納德還連著聖安東尼奧的服務器，所以延遲高也就解釋得通了。跨國連接總得花費點時間。
[–]Lakerscaol-ila 119 指標 7小時前
Nah. Server is in LA but he is running a VPN through San Antonio.
湖人球迷：不不不，他連的還是洛杉磯的服務器，只不過掛了聖安東尼奧的VPN。
[–]Fwox 620 指標 8小時前
It looks like it pains him to laugh
好像讓他笑跟要他命一樣。
[–]Cavaliersyuhanz 265 指標 8小時前
AUDIBLY MAKING SOUNDS OF JOY INFLICTED PAIN TO MY PERFECTLY HUMAN SELF
“製造愉悅的聲音會為我完美的人類軀體帶來痛感。”
[–]Hornetsguczy 133 指標 8小時前
laugh.exe was executed successfully
笑.exe執行成功。
[–][TOR] Tracy McGradyRapidRaptors 132 指標 9小時前*
Lmaoo it really sounds like he’s mocking someone’s laugh
猛龍球迷：哈哈哈哈哈聽起來像他在嘲笑別人的笑聲一樣。
[–]KnicksCourt_Vision 2955 指標 9小時前
When you're a freshmen on your first day of college and your professor asks you to introduce yourself to the class
上大學第一天，教授讓你在全班面前自我介紹。
[–][LAL] Pau GasolNuhjeea 804 指標 8小時前
"Hi, I'm /u/Nuhjeea and I'm majoring in Business. I'm taking this class because it's required... -cue automatic class pity laughter- And yeah that's all."
“Hi，我是XXX，學商科的。我來上課是因為這是必修課……——此處插入教室憐憫的笑聲——呃，就這樣。”
[–]lardboi44 144 指標 7小時前
LOL
哈哈哈！
[–][BOS] John HavlicekGekthegecko 209 指標 5小時前
I relate to this on a spiritual level. I though introductions and ice breakers would stop in grad school. I was wrong.
我簡直太有共鳴了。我之前還以為，都讀研了，自我介紹和破冰環節總該沒有了吧？萬萬沒想到啊。
[–]joloyolo13 114 指標 5小時前
oh god please tell me you're joking
臥槽兄弟你別鬧，經不起你這麼嚇。
[–]Squalor- 579 指標 8小時前
He literally doesn't do anything other than basketball, haha.
Holy shit, he truly is a robot.
倫納德真是除了籃球啥也不幹啊，哈哈哈！
臥槽，他還真是個機器人。
[–][CHI] Derrick Rosejeric13xd 174 指標 8小時前
His laugh in this one just proves he hasn’t been updated yet
他這個笑容恰恰證明了程序還沒升級。
[–][DAL] Dirk NowitzkiUnityPukeInMyMouth 108 指標 8小時前
He struggled to even come up with “I’m a fun guy” lol then reverted back to basketball.
他連說一句“我是個有趣的傢伙“都無比艱難哈哈哈。說完這句話他就趕緊說回到籃球了。
[–]Jazzruneblazer6 5848 指標 9小時前
His laugh was made in the heavens
倫納德這笑容出自天堂之手啊。
[–][BOS] Jaylen BrownIanCaesars 3671 指標 9小時前
Holy fuck, it's like hearing someone who's learning how to do it.
臥槽，這聽起來就像是一個人在學別人怎樣笑似的。
[–]Knicksbrohymn[] 1376 指標 9小時前
Seriously, god damn... his crescendo was so off like he went from a slight chuckle to a sudden HA but he was making laugh noises without actually laughing.
講真，我的天呢……他這笑聲逐漸增強真是太詭異了，就像是從輕聲笑變成了突如其來的“哈！”。但他只是做出了笑的聲音，並不是真的在笑。
[–][LAL] Kobe Bryantnini1423 113 指標 8小時前
Watching him laugh was honestly kind of frightening.
湖人球迷：他這笑容真的看得我心驚肉跳。
[–]CelticsMarcusNotSmart 143 指標 9小時前
And then the way he goes back to that dead stare holy shit lmao
然後他立刻恢復到那種死氣沉沉的凝視狀態，哈哈哈！
[–]Raptorstalentpun 301 指標 8小時前
Yo man ... you might have just solved the mystery of why Kawhi is so stoic all the time.
It’s because he has a weird laugh and someone probably made fun of it when he was younger. Seriously! People made fun of my laugh when I was a teenager and I was quiet and serious for years.
猛龍球迷：兄弟……你可能正好解釋了“倫納德為何一直如此冷淡“這個謎題。
可能是因為他笑聲很詭異，而有人在他童年時因為這事兒取笑過他。我認真的！在我小的時候就有人因為這事兒嘲笑過我，在那之後好幾年我都又沉默又嚴肅。
If you make fun of someone’s laugh don’t expect to hear that person laugh around you ever again.
如果你因為某個人的笑聲而嘲笑他，那你就再也別想聽到他在你身旁笑了。
[–]Knickschamparito 933 指標 9小時前
I was laughing at his "I'm a fun guy" answer but when he started laughing, I started crying. Bruh hahahaha
我本來正因為他那句“我是個有趣的傢伙“而哈哈大笑呢，但當他開始笑的時候，我就開始哭了。哈哈哈哈哈哈。
[–]Celticschlgrdreams 173 指標 9小時前
Jesus this guy needs a software update. Laugh.exe isn't as good as advertised
我去倫納德該升級下程序了。大笑.exe沒有宣傳的那麼好用呀。
[–]gill__gill 134 指標 5小時前
Mark Zuckerberg or Kawhi Leonard, who has the best operating system?
馬克-扎克伯格和科懷-倫納德誰的操作系統最好？
[–][MIA] Dwyane WadeWillofJ 1585 指標 9小時前
That's literally the first time I've ever seen him laugh. And I loved it.
這還真的是我第一次看到他笑，我喜歡！
[–][MIA] Dwyane Wade1075701 572 指標 9小時前
I think that is the first time he’s ever laughed
我覺得這甚至有可能是他這輩子第一次笑。
[–]ooliviaas 189 指標 8小時前
For sure, that is not the laugh from a man who has been laughing his whole life. He is still finding his laugh stride.
真格的。這可不像是一直會笑的人所發出來的笑聲。他還在摸索適合自己的發笑幅度呢。
[–][POR] Zach Collinscrab90000 199 指標 8小時前
You get a technical for laughing in San Antonio
那是因為，在聖安東尼奧笑是要吃T的呀。
[–]RaptorsHimynameisJUL 160 指標 9小時前
I assume his laugh is what actual Raptor's made back in their day.
猛龍球迷：我估計倫納德的笑就是白堊紀時期迅猛龍發出的聲音吧。
[–]RaptorsMrdicat 162 指標 9小時前
off topic but isn't it interesting how we don't have to learn(apart from Kawhi) how to laugh?
Babies just laugh, it's natural, I think it's interestin
猛龍球迷：跑個題。但是你們不覺得咱們不用學習如何笑（除了倫納德）是件有趣的事情嗎？
嬰兒就會笑，自然而然的。我覺得挺有意思的。
[–]RaptorsRockinghamRaptor 79 指標 9小時前
Don't forget about breathing, crying, and eating too.
猛龍球迷：還有呼吸、哭和吃呢。
[–]RaptorsMrdicat 104 指標 9小時前
Yeah, but those are even "more natural".
Like, laughing involves having a sense of humor and all, and thinking a baby who doesn't know anything about anything, but has a sense of humor, is pretty interesting, imo
猛龍球迷：是，但那些是更加本能的事情。
這麼說你懂吧：笑包含了幽默感。想一想，嬰兒可是什麼都不知道呀，但卻有幽默感，我覺得確實挺有意思的。
[–]SpursMalachorFive 1237 指標 9小時前
馬刺球迷：
[–]BullsSnewell 468 指標 9小時前
Sometimes you're left with something in life where there are more questions than answers. This is one of those moments.
有時，你會突然發覺人生中更待解決的問題多過答案。看完樓上動圖的我就是這個感覺。
[–]RocketsCannibalHannibal 481 指標 9小時前
looks like somehow tim and eric linked up with the spurs to make this. i'm fully convinced the simulation is broken.
好像Tim and Eric有一次不知怎麼跟馬刺合作到一起去了，製作了這個視頻。我完全相信倫納德的模擬程序已經崩壞了。
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[–]Timberwolvesplap11 230 指標 9小時前*
Are you kidding me? How did I not know this existed?
edit: SPORTS!!
你在逗我？我以前咋不知道還有這玩意？？
[–][SAS] Manu GinobiliEfetiesevenge 250 指標 8小時前
this was posted almost in every post match thread were the spurs won, but no ones cares about the spurs :(
馬刺球迷：從前每個馬刺獲勝的賽後貼裡都有人發這個，只是沒什麼人關注我刺罷了:(
[–]dwighhoward_is_soft 2883 指標 9小時前*
Lmao what the fuck, I can't believe I woke up to this today
哈哈哈哈臥槽搞什麼，不敢相信我今天醒來竟然看到這個東西。
[–]Wizardskj78ou78o7 1271 指標 9小時前
good thing he's great at basketball because he is fucking weird
他擅長籃球真是件好事，因為他太特麼詭異了。
[–]Raptorsdmix 698 指標 9小時前
I'm in love with him already
Some people just don't give a shit about being social. They should stick to talking about basketball, the shit he really cares about and why he's there.
猛龍球迷：我已經愛上他了。
有些人就是不在意社交。記者們就該專注於問籃球方面的問題，那才是倫納德真正關心的事情，也是倫納德在這裡的原因。
Besides asking any normal person "how would you describe yourself to those who don't know you" and you'll get an awkward response. It's a stupid question.
再說了，問任何一個普通人“你會如何向不瞭解你的人描述你自己“這種問題都只能得到一個尷尬的回答。這問題本身就很蠢。
[–]CelticsBrassTaxWax 248 指標 8小時前
Lol it’s starting already
哈哈哈猛龍球迷這就已經開始了。
[–]SpursSordidCanary 249 指標 8小時前
I loved him too....once....
馬刺球迷：我也愛他……愛過他……
[–]PacersTheSource88 98 指標 9小時前
Sometimes reporters intentionally ask dumb questions like that on purpose because it gives players lots of room to answer however they want. Guys will often have a few pre-planned things to say and questions like this give them the opportunity to hit their rehearsed soundbites. Doesn't seem like Kawhi does that though.
有時記者會故意問一些像這樣的愚蠢問題因為這可以讓球員們不拘一格地回答。球員們也會經常預先準備一些草稿，這類問題就給了他們使用這些排練好的說辭的機會。但看起來倫納德不像是會提前做準備的人。
[–][TOR] Chris BoshiPharoh 280 指標 9小時前
bro that laugh is killing me LMAOO
猛龍球迷：這個笑真是逗死我了哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！
[–]Bucksniceboy03 406 指標 9小時前
Who ever programmed his laugh needs to get fired. They didn’t do a good job
給倫納德編“大笑”程序的那個碼農就該被炒魷魚，這活幹的可不漂亮啊。
Kawhi in Raptors gear
倫納德身著猛龍球衣。
[–]LakersFrobeBeef 1537 指標 10小時前
new jersey, same kawhi smile
湖人球迷：新鮮的球衣，不變的微笑。
[–]KnicksTheVegetaMonologues 136 指標 10小時前
new jersey
No, Toronto
“新球衣（新澤西）”
不，這是多倫多。
[–][MIA] Dion Waitersjbenson255 769 指標 10小時前
Lmao he legit looks mad
哈哈哈哈不光不笑，他是真的看起來很生氣啊。
[–]Lakersder_ninong 449 指標 10小時前
that's his happy face
湖人球迷：那是他高興的表情。
[–]RaptorsPrayForMojo_ 159 指標 10小時前
404 Face not found.
猛龍球迷：你所訪問的面部不存在。
[–]BucksCrapNebula 1874 指標 10小時前
Goddamn his face looks like he gonna average 28/5/4 with 3.1 steals and 1.3 blocks per game.
臥槽倫納德這表情看起來是要看下場均28+5+4+3.1搶斷+1.3蓋帽了。
[–][POR] Damian Lillardkenedy77 650 指標 10小時前
Pulling that face like when Thanos said “Fine...I’ll do it myself”
這臉拉得就像滅霸說“行吧……我自己來“。
[–]Wizardskj78ou78o7 32 指標 9小時前*
Hm, I don't remember the part when Thaos was crying and sitting out when he didn't get his way.
唔，我可不記得滅霸曾經因沒達到自己的目的而哭鼻子還作壁上觀。
[–]Vancouver Grizzliestraumakit 131 指標 8小時前
Thanos spent the last 14 movies sitting out until he realized he was in a contract year and went beast mode
滅霸過去14場電影都沒有出席……直到他意識到今年是合同年，然後他就立刻進入了野獸模式。
[–]Spursvrythngsgngtblrght 160 指標 10小時前
Rebounds seem low and assists seem high tbh.
Could see something more like 29/8/3 with 1.8 steals and 0.9 Blocks on 50/40/90.
馬刺球迷：籃板少了點助攻多了點。
應該是29+8+3+1.8搶斷+0.9蓋帽，命中率50+40+90這樣差不多。
[–][TOR] OG AnunobyPormanNowell 113 指標 10小時前
Eh he's never been ah 8 rpg guy. I think he gets like 6.5
呃，他可從不是個能場均8板的球員。我覺得6.5個差不多吧。
[–]NBAmypepperplantsdie 435 指標 10小時前
Say what you will about the man, but his consistency rocking the cornrows is epic. Respect
不管怎麼說，他對於地壟溝發行的堅持還是一成不變啊。
#尊重
[–]SpursIblaka 416 指標 10小時前
Looks fucking weird not seeing him in a black/grey uniform
馬刺球迷：瑪德……看著他穿的不是黑灰球衣還挺彆扭的。
[–]Knicksemoti0n 1005 指標 10小時前
looks fucking weird seeing him
看見活的倫納德還真挺彆扭的。
[–]RaptorsMapleLeafsFan3 144 指標 10小時前
Looks fucking weird
看起來真挺彆扭的。
[–][OKC] Kevin DurantxRingo 125 指標 10小時前
Beards weird
鬍子挺彆扭的。[譯註1]
[譯註1]引用了MGK對Eminem的diss歌曲《Rap Devil》的歌詞。但值得一提的是，"beard's werid"這句歌詞現在經常被人引用是為它太滑稽，出現在diss track裡太有違和感，屬於被調侃的性質。
[–][SAS] Speedy ClaxtonPapiShot 276 指標 10小時前
Glad that he's happy now in Toronto.
馬刺球迷：很高興看到倫納德在多倫多過得開心。
[–][BOS] Brian Scalabrineairmagswag 962 指標 10小時前
His jersey says “Raptors”
But his eyes say “can’t believe that old fuck shipped me out of the fucking country. I’ll fucking show him”
他球衣上寫著“猛龍”，但他眼睛裡寫著“簡直不敢相信那老逼頭子直接把我送出國外了，我得讓給他點顏色看看。”
[–]NetsOooooHKDB 348 指標 10小時前
Yeah this isn’t emotionless Kawhi, this is I’m ready to destroy the world Kawhi
是啊，這不是沒有情感的倫納德，這是準備要毀滅世界的倫納德。
[–]SpursYourUndoing 170 指標 10小時前
Until he gets a boo boo
馬刺球迷：直到他聽到了滿場噓聲。
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