Kawhi Leonard: "I’m a fun guy"
科怀-伦纳德：“我是个有趣的家伙。”
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[流言板]难得一见的大笑！伦纳德：我是个有趣的人>>
[流言板]程序出错！媒体恶搞伦纳德采访时魔性笑容>>
[–]Bucksteotsi 5047 指標 9小時前
His laugh was lagging a bit
他这笑有点延迟啊。
[–]tonezzz1 1813 指標 9小時前
500 ping
[–]Clipperslegobartman 2441 指標 8小時前
what do you expect being in Toronto and trying to play on Los Angeles servers
他人在多伦多但想连洛杉矶的服务器，延迟很奇怪嘛？
[–][MIN] Kevin GarnettHeres20BucksKillMe 396 指標 8小時前
Not to mention Drake ddosing
这还没算上Drake的DDOS攻击。
[–]Spursroli84 410 指標 8小時前*
His servers are still in San Antonio so that explains it. Those cross country hops can take a while. Edit: thanks for the gold stranger!
马刺球迷：伦纳德还连着圣安东尼奥的服务器，所以延迟高也就解释得通了。跨国连接总得花费点时间。
[–]Lakerscaol-ila 119 指標 7小時前
Nah. Server is in LA but he is running a VPN through San Antonio.
湖人球迷：不不不，他连的还是洛杉矶的服务器，只不过挂了圣安东尼奥的VPN。
[–]Fwox 620 指標 8小時前
It looks like it pains him to laugh
好像让他笑跟要他命一样。
[–]Cavaliersyuhanz 265 指標 8小時前
AUDIBLY MAKING SOUNDS OF JOY INFLICTED PAIN TO MY PERFECTLY HUMAN SELF
“制造愉悦的声音会为我完美的人类躯体带来痛感。”
[–]Hornetsguczy 133 指標 8小時前
laugh.exe was executed successfully
笑.exe执行成功。
[–][TOR] Tracy McGradyRapidRaptors 132 指標 9小時前*
Lmaoo it really sounds like he’s mocking someone’s laugh
猛龙球迷：哈哈哈哈哈听起来像他在嘲笑别人的笑声一样。
[–]KnicksCourt_Vision 2955 指標 9小時前
When you're a freshmen on your first day of college and your professor asks you to introduce yourself to the class
上大学第一天，教授让你在全班面前自我介绍。
[–][LAL] Pau GasolNuhjeea 804 指標 8小時前
"Hi, I'm /u/Nuhjeea and I'm majoring in Business. I'm taking this class because it's required... -cue automatic class pity laughter- And yeah that's all."
“Hi，我是XXX，学商科的。我来上课是因为这是必修课……——此处插入教室怜悯的笑声——呃，就这样。”
[–]lardboi44 144 指標 7小時前
LOL
哈哈哈！
[–][BOS] John HavlicekGekthegecko 209 指標 5小時前
I relate to this on a spiritual level. I though introductions and ice breakers would stop in grad school. I was wrong.
我简直太有共鸣了。我之前还以为，都读研了，自我介绍和破冰环节总该没有了吧？万万没想到啊。
[–]joloyolo13 114 指標 5小時前
oh god please tell me you're joking
卧槽兄弟你别闹，经不起你这么吓。
[–]Squalor- 579 指標 8小時前
He literally doesn't do anything other than basketball, haha.
Holy shit, he truly is a robot.
伦纳德真是除了篮球啥也不干啊，哈哈哈！
卧槽，他还真是个机器人。
[–][CHI] Derrick Rosejeric13xd 174 指標 8小時前
His laugh in this one just proves he hasn’t been updated yet
他这个笑容恰恰证明了程序还没升级。
[–][DAL] Dirk NowitzkiUnityPukeInMyMouth 108 指標 8小時前
He struggled to even come up with “I’m a fun guy” lol then reverted back to basketball.
他连说一句“我是个有趣的家伙“都无比艰难哈哈哈。说完这句话他就赶紧说回到篮球了。
[–]Jazzruneblazer6 5848 指標 9小時前
His laugh was made in the heavens
伦纳德这笑容出自天堂之手啊。
[–][BOS] Jaylen BrownIanCaesars 3671 指標 9小時前
Holy fuck, it's like hearing someone who's learning how to do it.
卧槽，这听起来就像是一个人在学别人怎样笑似的。
[–]Knicksbrohymn[] 1376 指標 9小時前
Seriously, god damn... his crescendo was so off like he went from a slight chuckle to a sudden HA but he was making laugh noises without actually laughing.
讲真，我的天呢……他这笑声逐渐增强真是太诡异了，就像是从轻声笑变成了突如其来的“哈！”。但他只是做出了笑的声音，并不是真的在笑。
[–][LAL] Kobe Bryantnini1423 113 指標 8小時前
Watching him laugh was honestly kind of frightening.
湖人球迷：他这笑容真的看得我心惊肉跳。
[–]CelticsMarcusNotSmart 143 指標 9小時前
And then the way he goes back to that dead stare holy shit lmao
然后他立刻恢复到那种死气沉沉的凝视状态，哈哈哈！
[–]Raptorstalentpun 301 指標 8小時前
Yo man ... you might have just solved the mystery of why Kawhi is so stoic all the time.
It’s because he has a weird laugh and someone probably made fun of it when he was younger. Seriously! People made fun of my laugh when I was a teenager and I was quiet and serious for years.
猛龙球迷：兄弟……你可能正好解释了“伦纳德为何一直如此冷淡“这个谜题。
可能是因为他笑声很诡异，而有人在他童年时因为这事儿取笑过他。我认真的！在我小的时候就有人因为这事儿嘲笑过我，在那之后好几年我都又沉默又严肃。
If you make fun of someone’s laugh don’t expect to hear that person laugh around you ever again.
如果你因为某个人的笑声而嘲笑他，那你就再也别想听到他在你身旁笑了。
[–]Knickschamparito 933 指標 9小時前
I was laughing at his "I'm a fun guy" answer but when he started laughing, I started crying. Bruh hahahaha
我本来正因为他那句“我是个有趣的家伙“而哈哈大笑呢，但当他开始笑的时候，我就开始哭了。哈哈哈哈哈哈。
[–]Celticschlgrdreams 173 指標 9小時前
Jesus this guy needs a software update. Laugh.exe isn't as good as advertised
我去伦纳德该升级下程序了。大笑.exe没有宣传的那么好用呀。
[–]gill__gill 134 指標 5小時前
Mark Zuckerberg or Kawhi Leonard, who has the best operating system?
马克-扎克伯格和科怀-伦纳德谁的操作系统最好？
[–][MIA] Dwyane WadeWillofJ 1585 指標 9小時前
That's literally the first time I've ever seen him laugh. And I loved it.
这还真的是我第一次看到他笑，我喜欢！
[–][MIA] Dwyane Wade1075701 572 指標 9小時前
I think that is the first time he’s ever laughed
我觉得这甚至有可能是他这辈子第一次笑。
[–]ooliviaas 189 指標 8小時前
For sure, that is not the laugh from a man who has been laughing his whole life. He is still finding his laugh stride.
真格的。这可不像是一直会笑的人所发出来的笑声。他还在摸索适合自己的发笑幅度呢。
[–][POR] Zach Collinscrab90000 199 指標 8小時前
You get a technical for laughing in San Antonio
那是因为，在圣安东尼奥笑是要吃T的呀。
[–]RaptorsHimynameisJUL 160 指標 9小時前
I assume his laugh is what actual Raptor's made back in their day.
猛龙球迷：我估计伦纳德的笑就是白垩纪时期迅猛龙发出的声音吧。
[–]RaptorsMrdicat 162 指標 9小時前
off topic but isn't it interesting how we don't have to learn(apart from Kawhi) how to laugh?
Babies just laugh, it's natural, I think it's interestin
猛龙球迷：跑个题。但是你们不觉得咱们不用学习如何笑（除了伦纳德）是件有趣的事情吗？
婴儿就会笑，自然而然的。我觉得挺有意思的。
[–]RaptorsRockinghamRaptor 79 指標 9小時前
Don't forget about breathing, crying, and eating too.
猛龙球迷：还有呼吸、哭和吃呢。
[–]RaptorsMrdicat 104 指標 9小時前
Yeah, but those are even "more natural".
Like, laughing involves having a sense of humor and all, and thinking a baby who doesn't know anything about anything, but has a sense of humor, is pretty interesting, imo
猛龙球迷：是，但那些是更加本能的事情。
这么说你懂吧：笑包含了幽默感。想一想，婴儿可是什么都不知道呀，但却有幽默感，我觉得确实挺有意思的。
[–]SpursMalachorFive 1237 指標 9小時前
马刺球迷：
[–]BullsSnewell 468 指標 9小時前
Sometimes you're left with something in life where there are more questions than answers. This is one of those moments.
有时，你会突然发觉人生中更待解决的问题多过答案。看完楼上动图的我就是这个感觉。
[–]RocketsCannibalHannibal 481 指標 9小時前
looks like somehow tim and eric linked up with the spurs to make this. i'm fully convinced the simulation is broken.
好像Tim and Eric有一次不知怎么跟马刺合作到一起去了，制作了这个视频。我完全相信伦纳德的模拟程序已经崩坏了。
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[–]Timberwolvesplap11 230 指標 9小時前*
Are you kidding me? How did I not know this existed?
edit: SPORTS!!
你在逗我？我以前咋不知道还有这玩意？？
[–][SAS] Manu GinobiliEfetiesevenge 250 指標 8小時前
this was posted almost in every post match thread were the spurs won, but no ones cares about the spurs :(
马刺球迷：从前每个马刺获胜的赛后贴里都有人发这个，只是没什么人关注我刺罢了:(
[–]dwighhoward_is_soft 2883 指標 9小時前*
Lmao what the fuck, I can't believe I woke up to this today
哈哈哈哈卧槽搞什么，不敢相信我今天醒来竟然看到这个东西。
[–]Wizardskj78ou78o7 1271 指標 9小時前
good thing he's great at basketball because he is fucking weird
他擅长篮球真是件好事，因为他太特么诡异了。
[–]Raptorsdmix 698 指標 9小時前
I'm in love with him already
Some people just don't give a shit about being social. They should stick to talking about basketball, the shit he really cares about and why he's there.
猛龙球迷：我已经爱上他了。
有些人就是不在意社交。记者们就该专注于问篮球方面的问题，那才是伦纳德真正关心的事情，也是伦纳德在这里的原因。
Besides asking any normal person "how would you describe yourself to those who don't know you" and you'll get an awkward response. It's a stupid question.
再说了，问任何一个普通人“你会如何向不了解你的人描述你自己“这种问题都只能得到一个尴尬的回答。这问题本身就很蠢。
[–]CelticsBrassTaxWax 248 指標 8小時前
Lol it’s starting already
哈哈哈猛龙球迷这就已经开始了。
[–]SpursSordidCanary 249 指標 8小時前
I loved him too....once....
马刺球迷：我也爱他……爱过他……
[–]PacersTheSource88 98 指標 9小時前
Sometimes reporters intentionally ask dumb questions like that on purpose because it gives players lots of room to answer however they want. Guys will often have a few pre-planned things to say and questions like this give them the opportunity to hit their rehearsed soundbites. Doesn't seem like Kawhi does that though.
有时记者会故意问一些像这样的愚蠢问题因为这可以让球员们不拘一格地回答。球员们也会经常预先准备一些草稿，这类问题就给了他们使用这些排练好的说辞的机会。但看起来伦纳德不像是会提前做准备的人。
[–][TOR] Chris BoshiPharoh 280 指標 9小時前
bro that laugh is killing me LMAOO
猛龙球迷：这个笑真是逗死我了哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！
[–]Bucksniceboy03 406 指標 9小時前
Who ever programmed his laugh needs to get fired. They didn’t do a good job
给伦纳德编“大笑”程序的那个码农就该被炒鱿鱼，这活干的可不漂亮啊。
Kawhi in Raptors gear
伦纳德身着猛龙球衣。
[–]LakersFrobeBeef 1537 指標 10小時前
new jersey, same kawhi smile
湖人球迷：新鲜的球衣，不变的微笑。
[–]KnicksTheVegetaMonologues 136 指標 10小時前
new jersey
No, Toronto
“新球衣（新泽西）”
不，这是多伦多。
[–][MIA] Dion Waitersjbenson255 769 指標 10小時前
Lmao he legit looks mad
哈哈哈哈不光不笑，他是真的看起来很生气啊。
[–]Lakersder_ninong 449 指標 10小時前
that's his happy face
湖人球迷：那是他高兴的表情。
[–]RaptorsPrayForMojo_ 159 指標 10小時前
404 Face not found.
猛龙球迷：你所访问的面部不存在。
[–]BucksCrapNebula 1874 指標 10小時前
Goddamn his face looks like he gonna average 28/5/4 with 3.1 steals and 1.3 blocks per game.
卧槽伦纳德这表情看起来是要看下场均28+5+4+3.1抢断+1.3盖帽了。
[–][POR] Damian Lillardkenedy77 650 指標 10小時前
Pulling that face like when Thanos said “Fine...I’ll do it myself”
这脸拉得就像灭霸说“行吧……我自己来“。
[–]Wizardskj78ou78o7 32 指標 9小時前*
Hm, I don't remember the part when Thaos was crying and sitting out when he didn't get his way.
唔，我可不记得灭霸曾经因没达到自己的目的而哭鼻子还作壁上观。
[–]Vancouver Grizzliestraumakit 131 指標 8小時前
Thanos spent the last 14 movies sitting out until he realized he was in a contract year and went beast mode
灭霸过去14场电影都没有出席……直到他意识到今年是合同年，然后他就立刻进入了野兽模式。
[–]Spursvrythngsgngtblrght 160 指標 10小時前
Rebounds seem low and assists seem high tbh.
Could see something more like 29/8/3 with 1.8 steals and 0.9 Blocks on 50/40/90.
马刺球迷：篮板少了点助攻多了点。
应该是29+8+3+1.8抢断+0.9盖帽，命中率50+40+90这样差不多。
[–][TOR] OG AnunobyPormanNowell 113 指標 10小時前
Eh he's never been ah 8 rpg guy. I think he gets like 6.5
呃，他可从不是个能场均8板的球员。我觉得6.5个差不多吧。
[–]NBAmypepperplantsdie 435 指標 10小時前
Say what you will about the man, but his consistency rocking the cornrows is epic. Respect
不管怎么说，他对于地垄沟发行的坚持还是一成不变啊。
#尊重
[–]SpursIblaka 416 指標 10小時前
Looks fucking weird not seeing him in a black/grey uniform
马刺球迷：玛德……看着他穿的不是黑灰球衣还挺别扭的。
[–]Knicksemoti0n 1005 指標 10小時前
looks fucking weird seeing him
看见活的伦纳德还真挺别扭的。
[–]RaptorsMapleLeafsFan3 144 指標 10小時前
Looks fucking weird
看起来真挺别扭的。
[–][OKC] Kevin DurantxRingo 125 指標 10小時前
Beards weird
胡子挺别扭的。[译注1]
[译注1]引用了MGK对Eminem的diss歌曲《Rap Devil》的歌词。但值得一提的是，"beard's werid"这句歌词现在经常被人引用是为它太滑稽，出现在diss track里太有违和感，属于被调侃的性质。
[–][SAS] Speedy ClaxtonPapiShot 276 指標 10小時前
Glad that he's happy now in Toronto.
马刺球迷：很高兴看到伦纳德在多伦多过得开心。
[–][BOS] Brian Scalabrineairmagswag 962 指標 10小時前
His jersey says “Raptors”
But his eyes say “can’t believe that old fuck shipped me out of the fucking country. I’ll fucking show him”
他球衣上写着“猛龙”，但他眼睛里写着“简直不敢相信那老逼头子直接把我送出国外了，我得让给他点颜色看看。”
[–]NetsOooooHKDB 348 指標 10小時前
Yeah this isn’t emotionless Kawhi, this is I’m ready to destroy the world Kawhi
是啊，这不是没有情感的伦纳德，这是准备要毁灭世界的伦纳德。
[–]SpursYourUndoing 170 指標 10小時前
Until he gets a boo boo
马刺球迷：直到他听到了满场嘘声。
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