Arguably the GOAT team photo: Sacramento Kings holding up middle fingers
可能是歷史最佳的球隊合照：薩克拉門託國王隊集體豎中指。
[–]Cavaliersdmeserb 1522 指標 12小時前
It's like the photographer said "Now say 'Lakers'"
我當時在場，攝影師說的是：“現在大家一齊喊：湖——人——。”
[–]RaptorsStevenE007 522 指標 11小時前
He might've even said 'Now say Referees'
我當時在場，攝影師說的是：“現在一齊喊：裁——判——。”
[–]Celticswgh74ghigj 95 指標 9小時前
When the photographer tells everyone to say "Clutch Timeout"
我當時在場，攝影師說的是：“關鍵暫停”，而韋伯的表情如下。[譯註1]
[譯註1]1993年NCAA決賽終場前11秒，密歇根以71比73落後，韋伯搶到防守籃板便順口叫暫停，但此時密歇根大學的暫停已經用完，克里斯·韋伯被判技術犯規，對方贏得罰球機會，最終以77比71贏得冠軍，令“密歇根五虎”再次失敗而歸
[–]Trail BlazersNindoKungFu 147 指標 10小時前
Lakerssss
湖人！！！！
[–]76erscharliedarwinsfather 79 指標 9小時前
fucking poster boy for punchable faces. jesus.
這哥們真是特麼詮釋了什麼叫欠揍的臉，艹了。
[–]RaptorsKawhiGotUsNow 94 指標 9小時前
Lol I hated this gif too but I admired how he was still at games when lakers were trash the last 4 years. Gotta respect that.
哈哈哈我也討厭這張GIF，但我很佩服湖人過去四年爛成一坨翔的時候這哥們仍然堅持去現場看比賽。這一點值得尊重。
[–][LAL] Lonzo BallSDF05 47 指標 8小時前
Yeah he shows up at a lot of Lakers games. He even has signs too. Pretty sure the Lakers PR team gives him those stuff (he even gets camera shots too during games). Seems like a great guy tbh.
湖人球迷：是啊，這哥們經常去現場看我湖的比賽。他甚至還有高舉的公告牌之類的東西。肯定是湖人的公關團隊給他的（他甚至在比賽中能得到鏡頭特寫）。看起來是個不錯的傢伙啊。
[–]HeatelbooN[] 511 指標 11小時前
Did Doug Christie get permission from his wife for this?
道格-克里斯蒂搞這個徵得他老婆的同意了嗎？[譯註1]
[譯註1]：克里斯蒂的老婆是有名的妻管嚴+悍婦。
[–]SunsNabz23 180 指標 11小時前
lmaooo yoo, I remember watching ESPN back in the day and seeing him walk out of a game with his wife
哈哈哈哈哈！我記得以前看ESPN的時候，經常會發現他和他老婆一起走出賽場。
[–]MavericksTheCocksmith 69 指標 9小時前
The dude is (whipped)2, with that stupid ass hand gesture he used to make before shooting free throws.
他被媳婦鞭撻得不輕哦。他打球那會兒罰球之前經常做那個二逼的手勢。
[–]confswag26 35 指標 9小時前
I don't think you understand what whipped means.
我覺得你可能不懂“被鞭撻”的意思。
[–]KnicksBenjaminJamesGrimm 94 指標 9小時前
Seems whipped to me.
Chick used to follow the team bus to make sure he didn't cheat, and he was cool with it.
我覺得是這樣呀。
他媳婦兒以前還會跟著坐球隊大巴，就為了確保他不出軌。而他本人也覺得完全ok。
[–]HornetsYizWasHere 63 指標 8小時前
I think his wife like literally whipped him. I remember some post in this sub from a while back talking about some dominatrix sextape they made.
額，我記得他老婆是真的“鞭撻”了他啊。就是字面意思。記得以前在這個論壇看到過他們夫妻倆拍的抖M性X愛錄像。[譯註2]
[譯註2]：[美國JRs之聲]飆車了！美國球迷分享前明星球員克里斯蒂和老婆SM錄像往事！>>
[–]PelicansLookLikeUpToMe 217 指標 11小時前
25 didn’t get the memo
這25號是開會時溜號了吧。
[–]ThunderMuphynManIV 114 指標 10小時前
Dragic didn't get the memo either
[譯註3]：2015年一場公牛對陣太陽的比賽中，羅斯在攻守轉換中隔扣了德拉季奇。當時解說員Stacey King喊道：“停下停下！別想攔住羅斯！德拉季奇你想啥呢！你開會時溜號了啊？？羅斯是可以飛的！”
[–][MIN] Terrell BrandonThorvaldsonMusic 177 指標 12小時前
What about the Spanish national team doing the asian eyes thing. That was really classy
還記得西班牙國家隊模仿亞洲人眯眯眼的照片嗎。可真是有風度呀呵呵。
[–]Knickstransuhhh 101 指標 10小時前
Before the Beijing Olympics no less
而且還是北京奧運會之前拍的，那可是【北京】奧運會啊。
[–]Raptors100percentpureOJ 91 指標 9小時前
Mens Team
男籃：
Womens Team
女籃：
For context this happened in 2008 so it's not like anyone knew any better.
不過照片拍攝的背景是2008年，所以那時候可能大家對於這種事的認識還是不夠吧。
[–]Warriorsthelawofreflection 345 指標 12小時前
damn is that turkoglu, bottom and second from the left
臥槽那是特科格魯嗎，最後一排左數第二個。
[–]Bullsraebake 249 指標 12小時前
Yes.
I'm trying to hammer down exactly what year this is, but that era of Kings team was so ridiculously stacked that their second team could've been .500ish a few years later: (Bobby Jackson, Hedo, Gerald Wallace, Scott Pollard, and...well four of their second team, anyway).
是的。
我在努力想起這是哪一年，那個年代的國王真的強得變態，以至於他們的第二陣容幾年後都還能混到個50%左右的勝率：鮑比-傑克遜、特科格魯、傑拉德-華萊士、斯科特-波拉德和……好吧我改口，替補陣容的四個人還是可以的）。
[–]thanif 73 指標 10小時前
Post white chocolate/peak Sacramento kings. Early 00's when they where battling Kobe/Shaq Lakers for supremacy in the west.
Yes this team was stacked AF.
這是後白巧克力時代的國王，已經過了巔峰了。21世紀初他們和鯊科的湖人搏鬥，爭奪西部的統治權。
是啊，那支國王真的強得一批。
[–]KingsDaksimus 57 指標 10小時前
You're thinking of the 2003 Kings.
Their bench was Bobby Jackson, Jimmy Jackson, Hedo Turkoglu, Keon Clark, Scott Polard.
樓上的樓上，你說的是2003年的國王。他們的替補是鮑比-傑克遜、吉米-傑克遜、特科格魯、Keon Clark、斯科特-波拉德。
My favorite part about that season was that lots of announcers thought that the Kings bench unit would have been top 4 in the East. They were going to win the title that year until Webber blew out his knee in game 2 against the Mavs in the second round
那個賽季最有意思的是，很多解說員都覺得國王的替補放在東部都能排前四。他們那年本來是衝擊冠軍的，但是韋伯在季後賽第二輪對陣獨行俠的G2中傷了膝蓋。
[–]76ersbackxstab 83 指標 12小時前
I think this is the 2003 - 2004 Kings. This is the exact roster in NBA Live 2003.
照片中是2003-04賽季的國王吧，NBA Live 2003中的球隊名單就是這樣的。
[–]Kingsgnullify 104 指標 11小時前
Close, 2001-2002. It's the only year Chucky Brown (bottom left) played for the Kings
國王球迷：差不多，是2001-02賽季的。Chucky Brown（最後一行左邊）只在那一個賽季效力了國王。
[–]ReliantG 175 指標 10小時前
Being a Kings fan during this era, it still depresses me how it turned out.
那個時代我是國王的球迷，球隊後來沒能結成正果現在仍然讓我很憋屈。
[–]KingsToeknee99 100 指標 8小時前
Yup, I honestly believe if that team doesn't screwed out of the finals in 2002, they would have been remembered as one of the great championship teams. The selfless teamwork with which that team played was phenomenal.
國王球迷：是啊，我真的相信，如果那支國王沒在2002年的西決中被搞出局，那麼他們將被作為最偉大的冠軍球隊之一所銘記。他們所展現出的無私團隊配合真的是現象級的。
[–]LakersEconomicTech 17 指標 7小時前
That team was ridiculously good at finding the open man. Webber and Divac through some crazy passes, and the 3 point shooting was crazy. I think Peja was in the shoot out that year?
湖人球迷：那支國王尋找處在空位的隊友的能力是真的強。韋伯和迪瓦茨炫目的傳球，還有那些瘋狂的三分。我記得那年的佩賈正處於火力全開的狀態吧？
And yes... the game was jacked up. As excited as I might have been to see that comeback, it was 8 on 5... :(
而且沒錯……那場西決是被黑掉的。看到我湖打出的反撲確實很令人激動，但那時我們確實是八打五沒錯...... :(
[–]KingsBigGreekMike 10 指標 5小時前
I think we would have been like the Spurs. Adelman would've been our Pop, Petrie our RC Buford, and even the Maloofs probably would've made enough money on the team that they would've been regarded as good owners.
國王球迷：那支國王本可以成為馬刺；阿德爾曼本可以成為我們的波波；皮特里也本可以成為我們的RC-布福德；就連Maloofs也很可能可以在這支國王身上賺到足夠的錢，這樣他們到後來也會被視作好的老闆。
But alas, the darkest timeline—where the Lakers have five rings, Trump is our President, and the Kings are the greatest what-if in laughingstock history.
但是，沒有如果呀……那是最黑暗的一段時光線——湖人贏得了五個冠軍，川普成為了我們的總統，國王成為了笑柄史上最大的“如果”。
[–]Thunderfabiotheiguana 33 指標 8小時前
That WCF between Kings and Lakers was so heartbreaking to 11 yr old me I straight gave up basketball completely until LeBron won his first ring. Imagine my disappointment when I decided to root OKC that year lol
雷霆球迷：那年湖人和國王的西決真是太令當時11歲的我心碎了，以至於當時的我完全放棄了籃球，直到詹姆斯得到第一枚戒指才重新將它拾起。想象下那年決定支持雷霆的我是多麼失望吧，哈哈哈！
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