Arguably the GOAT team photo: Sacramento Kings holding up middle fingers
可能是历史最佳的球队合照：萨克拉门托国王队集体竖中指。
[–]Cavaliersdmeserb 1522 指標 12小時前
It's like the photographer said "Now say 'Lakers'"
我当时在场，摄影师说的是：“现在大家一齐喊：湖——人——。”
[–]RaptorsStevenE007 522 指標 11小時前
He might've even said 'Now say Referees'
我当时在场，摄影师说的是：“现在一齐喊：裁——判——。”
[–]Celticswgh74ghigj 95 指標 9小時前
When the photographer tells everyone to say "Clutch Timeout"
我当时在场，摄影师说的是：“关键暂停”，而韦伯的表情如下。[译注1]
[译注1]1993年NCAA决赛终场前11秒，密歇根以71比73落后，韦伯抢到防守篮板便顺口叫暂停，但此时密歇根大学的暂停已经用完，克里斯·韦伯被判技术犯规，对方赢得罚球机会，最终以77比71赢得冠军，令“密歇根五虎”再次失败而归
[–]Trail BlazersNindoKungFu 147 指標 10小時前
Lakerssss
湖人！！！！
[–]76erscharliedarwinsfather 79 指標 9小時前
fucking poster boy for punchable faces. jesus.
这哥们真是特么诠释了什么叫欠揍的脸，艹了。
[–]RaptorsKawhiGotUsNow 94 指標 9小時前
Lol I hated this gif too but I admired how he was still at games when lakers were trash the last 4 years. Gotta respect that.
哈哈哈我也讨厌这张GIF，但我很佩服湖人过去四年烂成一坨翔的时候这哥们仍然坚持去现场看比赛。这一点值得尊重。
[–][LAL] Lonzo BallSDF05 47 指標 8小時前
Yeah he shows up at a lot of Lakers games. He even has signs too. Pretty sure the Lakers PR team gives him those stuff (he even gets camera shots too during games). Seems like a great guy tbh.
湖人球迷：是啊，这哥们经常去现场看我湖的比赛。他甚至还有高举的公告牌之类的东西。肯定是湖人的公关团队给他的（他甚至在比赛中能得到镜头特写）。看起来是个不错的家伙啊。
[–]HeatelbooN[] 511 指標 11小時前
Did Doug Christie get permission from his wife for this?
道格-克里斯蒂搞这个征得他老婆的同意了吗？[译注1]
[译注1]：克里斯蒂的老婆是有名的妻管严+悍妇。
[–]SunsNabz23 180 指標 11小時前
lmaooo yoo, I remember watching ESPN back in the day and seeing him walk out of a game with his wife
哈哈哈哈哈！我记得以前看ESPN的时候，经常会发现他和他老婆一起走出赛场。
[–]MavericksTheCocksmith 69 指標 9小時前
The dude is (whipped)2, with that stupid ass hand gesture he used to make before shooting free throws.
他被媳妇鞭挞得不轻哦。他打球那会儿罚球之前经常做那个二逼的手势。
[–]confswag26 35 指標 9小時前
I don't think you understand what whipped means.
我觉得你可能不懂“被鞭挞”的意思。
[–]KnicksBenjaminJamesGrimm 94 指標 9小時前
Seems whipped to me.
Chick used to follow the team bus to make sure he didn't cheat, and he was cool with it.
我觉得是这样呀。
他媳妇儿以前还会跟着坐球队大巴，就为了确保他不出轨。而他本人也觉得完全ok。
[–]HornetsYizWasHere 63 指標 8小時前
I think his wife like literally whipped him. I remember some post in this sub from a while back talking about some dominatrix sextape they made.
额，我记得他老婆是真的“鞭挞”了他啊。就是字面意思。记得以前在这个论坛看到过他们夫妻俩拍的抖M性X爱录像。[译注2]
[译注2]：[美国JRs之声]飙车了！美国球迷分享前明星球员克里斯蒂和老婆SM录像往事！>>
[–]PelicansLookLikeUpToMe 217 指標 11小時前
25 didn’t get the memo
这25号是开会时溜号了吧。
[–]ThunderMuphynManIV 114 指標 10小時前
Dragic didn't get the memo either
[译注3]：2015年一场公牛对阵太阳的比赛中，罗斯在攻守转换中隔扣了德拉季奇。当时解说员Stacey King喊道：“停下停下！别想拦住罗斯！德拉季奇你想啥呢！你开会时溜号了啊？？罗斯是可以飞的！”
[–][MIN] Terrell BrandonThorvaldsonMusic 177 指標 12小時前
What about the Spanish national team doing the asian eyes thing. That was really classy
还记得西班牙国家队模仿亚洲人眯眯眼的照片吗。可真是有风度呀呵呵。
[–]Knickstransuhhh 101 指標 10小時前
Before the Beijing Olympics no less
而且还是北京奥运会之前拍的，那可是【北京】奥运会啊。
[–]Raptors100percentpureOJ 91 指標 9小時前
Mens Team
男篮：
Womens Team
女篮：
For context this happened in 2008 so it's not like anyone knew any better.
不过照片拍摄的背景是2008年，所以那时候可能大家对于这种事的认识还是不够吧。
[–]Warriorsthelawofreflection 345 指標 12小時前
damn is that turkoglu, bottom and second from the left
卧槽那是特科格鲁吗，最后一排左数第二个。
[–]Bullsraebake 249 指標 12小時前
Yes.
I'm trying to hammer down exactly what year this is, but that era of Kings team was so ridiculously stacked that their second team could've been .500ish a few years later: (Bobby Jackson, Hedo, Gerald Wallace, Scott Pollard, and...well four of their second team, anyway).
是的。
我在努力想起这是哪一年，那个年代的国王真的强得变态，以至于他们的第二阵容几年后都还能混到个50%左右的胜率：鲍比-杰克逊、特科格鲁、杰拉德-华莱士、斯科特-波拉德和……好吧我改口，替补阵容的四个人还是可以的）。
[–]thanif 73 指標 10小時前
Post white chocolate/peak Sacramento kings. Early 00's when they where battling Kobe/Shaq Lakers for supremacy in the west.
Yes this team was stacked AF.
这是后白巧克力时代的国王，已经过了巅峰了。21世纪初他们和鲨科的湖人搏斗，争夺西部的统治权。
是啊，那支国王真的强得一批。
[–]KingsDaksimus 57 指標 10小時前
You're thinking of the 2003 Kings.
Their bench was Bobby Jackson, Jimmy Jackson, Hedo Turkoglu, Keon Clark, Scott Polard.
楼上的楼上，你说的是2003年的国王。他们的替补是鲍比-杰克逊、吉米-杰克逊、特科格鲁、Keon Clark、斯科特-波拉德。
My favorite part about that season was that lots of announcers thought that the Kings bench unit would have been top 4 in the East. They were going to win the title that year until Webber blew out his knee in game 2 against the Mavs in the second round
那个赛季最有意思的是，很多解说员都觉得国王的替补放在东部都能排前四。他们那年本来是冲击冠军的，但是韦伯在季后赛第二轮对阵独行侠的G2中伤了膝盖。
[–]76ersbackxstab 83 指標 12小時前
I think this is the 2003 - 2004 Kings. This is the exact roster in NBA Live 2003.
照片中是2003-04赛季的国王吧，NBA Live 2003中的球队名单就是这样的。
[–]Kingsgnullify 104 指標 11小時前
Close, 2001-2002. It's the only year Chucky Brown (bottom left) played for the Kings
国王球迷：差不多，是2001-02赛季的。Chucky Brown（最后一行左边）只在那一个赛季效力了国王。
[–]ReliantG 175 指標 10小時前
Being a Kings fan during this era, it still depresses me how it turned out.
那个时代我是国王的球迷，球队后来没能结成正果现在仍然让我很憋屈。
[–]KingsToeknee99 100 指標 8小時前
Yup, I honestly believe if that team doesn't screwed out of the finals in 2002, they would have been remembered as one of the great championship teams. The selfless teamwork with which that team played was phenomenal.
国王球迷：是啊，我真的相信，如果那支国王没在2002年的西决中被搞出局，那么他们将被作为最伟大的冠军球队之一所铭记。他们所展现出的无私团队配合真的是现象级的。
[–]LakersEconomicTech 17 指標 7小時前
That team was ridiculously good at finding the open man. Webber and Divac through some crazy passes, and the 3 point shooting was crazy. I think Peja was in the shoot out that year?
湖人球迷：那支国王寻找处在空位的队友的能力是真的强。韦伯和迪瓦茨炫目的传球，还有那些疯狂的三分。我记得那年的佩贾正处于火力全开的状态吧？
And yes... the game was jacked up. As excited as I might have been to see that comeback, it was 8 on 5... :(
而且没错……那场西决是被黑掉的。看到我湖打出的反扑确实很令人激动，但那时我们确实是八打五没错...... :(
[–]KingsBigGreekMike 10 指標 5小時前
I think we would have been like the Spurs. Adelman would've been our Pop, Petrie our RC Buford, and even the Maloofs probably would've made enough money on the team that they would've been regarded as good owners.
国王球迷：那支国王本可以成为马刺；阿德尔曼本可以成为我们的波波；皮特里也本可以成为我们的RC-布福德；就连Maloofs也很可能可以在这支国王身上赚到足够的钱，这样他们到后来也会被视作好的老板。
But alas, the darkest timeline—where the Lakers have five rings, Trump is our President, and the Kings are the greatest what-if in laughingstock history.
但是，没有如果呀……那是最黑暗的一段时光线——湖人赢得了五个冠军，川普成为了我们的总统，国王成为了笑柄史上最大的“如果”。
[–]Thunderfabiotheiguana 33 指標 8小時前
That WCF between Kings and Lakers was so heartbreaking to 11 yr old me I straight gave up basketball completely until LeBron won his first ring. Imagine my disappointment when I decided to root OKC that year lol
雷霆球迷：那年湖人和国王的西决真是太令当时11岁的我心碎了，以至于当时的我完全放弃了篮球，直到詹姆斯得到第一枚戒指才重新将它拾起。想象下那年决定支持雷霆的我是多么失望吧，哈哈哈！
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