Woj：消息源告知ESPN，雷霆同意將安東尼和2022年受保護的首輪籤打包送往老鷹，得到施羅德和穆斯卡拉。安東尼將被老鷹買斷，並加入他中意的球隊。目前火箭是領跑者。
[Wojnarowski] Oklahoma City has agreed to trade Carmelo Anthony and a protected 2022 first-round pick to Atlanta for point guard Dennis Schroder and Mike Muscala, league sources tell ESPN. Anthony will be waived, and he will join team of his choice. Rockets are frontrunner.
[–]ThunderNinetythreex 677 指標 2小時前
FINALLY
雷霆球迷：可算是把他送出去了！
[–][BOS] Jaylen Brownishandoeee 267 指標 2小時前
great deal for y’all, dennis is gonna be a sick 6 man if he’s willing to come off the bench
凱爾特人球迷：你雷賺了哦。如果施羅德願意打替補的話，他會成為很出色的第六人的。
[–]Trail BlazersTzki47 644 指標 2小時前
what else is he gonna do, start instead of westbrook?
開拓者球迷：願意？要不他還想咋的？擠掉威少首發？
[–]Wizardslarrylobster8 1354 指標 2小時前
This time JLin ran Melo out of town /s
奇才球迷：哎呦我去這次是林書豪把甜瓜攆走了啊！TX。
[–][MIN] Alexey ShvedAlexeyShved1 309 指標 3小時前
Schroeder and Westbrook is going to be an interesting dynamic...
森林狼球迷：施羅德和威少的配合將會很有趣......
[–]Lakersorky56 349 指標 3小時前
NBA will be introducing a 2nd basketball on the floor when OKC plays
湖人球迷：當雷霆比賽時，NBA將引入兩個籃球。
[–]N0SOUP 1721 指標 2小時前
How did OKC manage to get better while getting rid of Melo?
雷霆是怎麼做到在甩掉甜瓜的同時完成補強的呢？
[–]SupersonicsHaejang-guk 1430 指標 2小時前
Because Dennis Schroder has issues with the law which may result in him going to jail or being thrown out of the country.
因為施羅德目前身上有案子，結果可能是坐牢或被遣送回（德）國。
[–]HornetsBartins 1593 指標 2小時前
which could even be better for OKC if the contract gets voided lol
黃蜂球迷：這樣以來雷霆就更賺嘍，因為施羅德的合同會被判為無效哈哈。
[–][LAL] Kobe BryantDongsquad420BlazeIt 863 指標 2小時前
Galaxy brain Presti
湖人球迷：普雷斯蒂這小腦瓜可真機靈。
[–][HOU] Carlos Delfinowiggles97 4365 指標 2小時前
It finally happened boys
火箭球迷：老鐵們，來了來了，終於來了！
[–]Warriorsoutofnowhere_ 2333 指標 2小時前
Get ready for endless jabstepping
勇士球迷：準備好迎接永無止境的試探步吧。
[–]RocketsGeauxHouston22 708 指標 2小時前
honestly, if we don't pay him too much, I can't possibly think he contributes less than Ryno did in the latter part of the seasons and postseason
trying to remain optimistic after losing key wing guys
火箭球迷：郵局港劇，如果我們不給他太多上場時間的話，我是真想不到他怎麼能比上賽季常規賽後半段和季後賽的安德森還菜。
當然啦，我這也是在我火丟掉了關鍵的側翼球員後試著哄自己開心呢。
[–]Thundermalganis12 1302 指標 2小時前
Oh you don't understand. You must play Melo significant minutes and you must give him many possessions per game to iso and miss jump shots.
雷霆球迷：樓上的火蜜大兄弟你可真不知水深火熱啊。你火必須給甜瓜充足的上場時間，而且你火必須給甜瓜足夠多的進攻回合讓他來打鐵。
[–]Lakersyoueventrying 647 指標 2小時前
They want me to come off the bench P!
湖人球迷：“嘿泡椒，他們想讓我打替補哦！”[譯註1]
[譯註1]上賽季初有記者問道甜瓜是否會考慮出任替補，甜瓜頓時大笑，並不屑地說出了上述的話。
[–]HuskiesSnubCase 368 指標 2小時前
*They want me to come off the bench CP!
現在變成了：“嘿三炮，他們想要讓我打替補哦！”
[–]ThunderNeverEnoughDogs 202 指標 2小時前
Ryan was probably a good teammate when he got benched. Melo fought an assistant coach during a 25 point come.back.
I like Melo and he's one of my all time favorites but he's delusional about how washed he is and that's the biggest problem.
雷霆球迷：而且安德森被降為替補後也應該是個不錯的隊友吧。而再看看瓜，他可是在我雷完成25分逆轉的途中跟助理教練大發雷霆。
我喜歡安東尼，他是我有史以來最喜歡的球員之一，但他根本對自己能力已不在的事實沒個數兒，這是最大的問題。
[–]Hawksterafunker 296 指標 2小時前
The real question is why are the Hawks waiving him if he's aged into a natural tank commander??
老鷹球迷：真正的問題在於，既然甜瓜已經老到了能直接走馬上任成為擺爛指揮官的地步，那我鷹還裁他幹嘛呢。
[–]Thundermalganis12 212 指標 2小時前
He presumably would not have waived his NTC unless ATL agreed to buy him out. But I agree, he'd be an ideal tank commander.
雷霆球迷：事情應該是這樣，如果老鷹拒絕買斷他，他就不會在這筆交易中放棄自己的不可交易條款了。
但是我同意，他會是一位理想的擺爛指揮官。
[–]Celticstransientz 393 指標 2小時前
Schroeder is actually decent too, pretty great trade for OKC.
凱爾特人球迷：而且施羅德還是有兩把刷子的。雷霆賺了。
[–]RocketsGeauxHouston22 194 指標 2小時前
I have a feeling he's going to tear it up for OKC
火箭球迷：我有一絲預感，他會在雷霆大殺特殺的。
[–]Timberwolvesthat_BU_ginger 288 指標 2小時前
You mean in the OKC penitentiary?
你是說俄克拉荷馬監獄嗎？
[–]KnicksIgemonas 131 指標 2小時前
Isn’t Schroeder pretty much guaranteed to spend time in prison?
尼克斯球迷：施羅德坐牢不是基本上板上釘釘了嗎？
[–]Pelicanslsspam 277 指標 2小時前
Even better. Deported, which means his salary will immediately clear.
OKC undoubtedly considers this a "win-win" scenario
鵜鶘球迷：那這樣就更妙了唄。遣送回國的話，施羅德的工資立馬就不算賬上了。
雷霆肯定認為他們怎麼也虧不了。
[–]Lakerssw4ggyP 2880 指標 2小時前
Wow.. props to OKC
[–]Celticscookiepizza54 1346 指標 2小時前
Seriously, that’s a solid trade. Works well for Atlanta too.
凱爾特人球迷：這沒毛病，這筆交易做得穩啊。老鷹那邊也賺嘍。
[–][CLE] Larry Hughesevenflow_hs 782 指標 2小時前
It's an amazing deal for Atlanta. They got out of Shröder's contract AND got a pick for it? Awesome stuff.
騎士球迷：老鷹簡直賺翻了好吧。他們擺脫掉了施羅德的合同，不光這樣，他們還撈到了一個選秀權啊。非常舒適。
[–]ThunderTheGhostOfBobStoops 266 指標 1小時前
Ehh, the pick is top 14 protected. I really think Atalanta should have fought for a top 5 protection because you're not guaranteed to get that much talent from a late first rounder.
雷霆球迷：額，那個選秀權是前十四位保護啊。我真的覺得老鷹該努努力要個前五保護的。因為首輪末端秀可就沒那麼好挖掘天賦了。
[–][CLE] Larry Hughesevenflow_hs 161 指標 1小時前
At the end of the day, I think it's a good deal for both sides. But I think getting absolutely any pick at all while essentially dumping Schroder is a huge win.
騎士球迷：歸根結底吧，我覺得這是筆雙贏的交易。但是我認為，能在甩掉施羅德合同的同時得到任何哪種選秀權都是巨大的勝利啊。
[–][CLE] LeBron JamesMateossio 910 指標 2小時前
Schroder: Hey P they want me off the bench
騎士球迷：施羅德：“嘿泡椒，他們想讓我打替補。”
[–][OKC] Paul GeorgeIncaseAce 329 指標 2小時前
P: better than off to jail
雷霆球迷：泡椒：“比坐牢強哦。”
[–]KnicksHokageEzio 1562 指標 2小時前
Presti is hiring the best lawyers to keep his back up point guard now.
尼克斯球迷：普雷斯蒂此時此刻正在僱傭最好的律師團，試圖為他的替補控衛洗脫牢獄之災。
[–]CavaliersFirestoner 620 指標 2小時前
Or the opposite
騎士球迷：又或是恰恰相反。
[–][OKC] Kevin Durantonewonyuan 358 指標 2小時前
Presti trying to keep his backup point guard while the owners work furiously for Schroder to get a felony so that they can save a bunch of money by voiding his contract.
雷霆球迷：普雷斯蒂這邊想要留住他的替補控衛，而雷霆的老闆們則加班加點沒日沒夜地努力想讓施羅德被判個重罪，這樣他們就能通過廢除他的合同而省下一大筆錢了。
[–][SAS] Devin BrownSmellmyhand 167 指標 2小時前
ffs just plant some coke in his locker
馬刺球迷：費那勁幹嘛，在他的更衣櫃裡撒點粉就完事了唄。
[–]ThunderRocknRoll_Grandma 229 指標 2小時前
They did that, but when the cops arrived, all they found was Nick Young running in place making grunting noises with his eyes wide open. They asked if he needed help but he just pointed directly at their face and continued.
雷霆球迷：試過了試過了，但當條子到達案發現場的時候，他們卻只發現了在更衣室跑來跑去的尼克-楊瞪大眼睛發出低吼。警察問尼克-楊需不需要幫助，但是後者只是用手指著他們的臉，繼續發瘋。[譯註2]
[譯註2]此前在接受採訪時，尼克-楊表示可卡X因應該合法化。上面美國球迷描述的情況是吸X毒者的典型瘋癲表現。
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