伍迪艾倫：我想在高潮中結束一生

In my next life I want to live backwards.

下輩子，我想倒著活一回。

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

第一步就是死亡，然後把它拋在腦後。

Then you wake up in an old people's home

在敬老院睜開眼

feeling better every day.

一天比一天感覺更好。

You get kicked out for being too healthy,

直到因為太健康被踢出去,

go collect your pension, and then when you start work

領上養老金，然後開始工作

you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.

第一天就得到一塊金錶，還有慶祝派對

You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

40年後，夠年輕了，可以去享受退休生活了。

You part, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous,

狂歡，喝酒，恣情縱欲

then you are ready for high school.

然後準備好可以上高中了。

You then go to primary school,

接著上小學，

You become a kid, you play,

然後變成了個孩子，無憂無慮地玩耍，

You have no responsibilities,

肩上沒有任何責任

You become a baby until you are born.

不久，成了嬰兒，直到出生。

And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa

人生最後九個月，在奢華的水療池裡漂著

like conditions with central heating and room service on tap

那裡有中央供暖，客房服務隨叫隨到

larger quarters every day and then, Voila!

住的地方一天比一天大，然後，哈！

You finish off as an orgasm!

我在高潮中結束了一生！

—— 伍迪.艾倫《倒序人生》