当生活拿锤子抡向你的时候，只要捶不死你 ，你就有机会抡回去。
When life swings at you with a hammer, as long as you can't beat yourself to death, you have a chance to swing back.
蛇不知道自己有毒，人不知道自己有错。
Snakes don't know they're poisonous, people don't know they're wrong.
我伪装成骗子，人们就说我是个骗子；
我充阔 ，人人以为我是阔佬；
我故作冷淡，人人说我是个无情的家伙。
然而， 当我真的痛苦万分，不由得呻吟时，人人却认为我在无病呻吟。
When I pretend to be a liar, people call me a liar;
I pretend to be rich. Everyone thinks I'm rich;
I pretend to be cold, everyone says I'm a ruthless guy.
However, when I was really in great pain and could not help moaning, everyone thought I was moaning without illness.
他有本事轻易放手，我就有脾气转身就走。
If he has the ability to let go easily, I will turn around and leave.
我在二十一岁那年，喜欢上一个哥哥，喜欢得不行，喜欢是真的，不行也是真的。
When I was 21 years old, I liked a brother. I couldn't like him. It was true that I liked him. It was also true that I couldn't.
生活中遇到傻逼怎么办？支持他一切观点，把他培养成大傻逼。
How to deal with a fool in life? Support all his views and train him to be a big fool.
原来打电话的时候“您拨打的电话正在通话中，请不要挂断”是真的在通话中，而“您拨打的电话正在通话中，请稍后再拨”是已经挂了。你看，连中国移动都会撒谎。
"The call you dialed is in the process of calling, please don't hang up" is really in the process of calling, while "the call you dialed is in the process of calling, please dial later" is already hung up. You see, even China Mobile lies.
现在人和人之间的矛盾，主要是来源于有那么一拨人，惯于用圣人的标准衡量别人， 用贱人的标准要求自己。
Now the contradiction between people mainly comes from a group of people who are used to measuring others by the standards of saints and demanding themselves by the standards of bitches.
随口答应，还不如认真拒绝。承诺有限，精力紧张，大家可以学习另外两种技能：随口拒绝讨厌鬼，认真答应心上人。
It's better to say no than to say yes. Commitment is limited, energy is tense, you can learn two other skills: casually refuse to hate people, seriously agree to the sweetheart.
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