05.25 被导师一句一句改论文是一种什么体验？

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二十年间我做的错事不计其数，但其中不包括选他当导师这件事，一共46页。我是哭、是哭还是哭呢？

2

知道什么叫凌迟吗？

就是一刀一刀割你的肉但又不让你直接死去。
当时大概就是这个感觉。
哦忘了说，毕业后的那个假期他还打了好几次电话敦促我修改论文。所以凌迟后还得被鞭尸几次。

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我主要是来讲一件小事，不是我的，是我同学的，我当时听到的时候……
我们师门有位改了很多的同学，她居然改到想把导师推下楼去，被我及时制止了。
还好我的论文修改版都是小改，导师让我改很多都被我否定了，最后还替她拿了个小组唯一优秀论文，然后她就再也没有管过我，然后本科师妹的论文也是被她一个邮件通知我帮她看的。
我不是来炫耀的，我就是想说有时候导师太负责任会把人逼疯。

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我的一个同学论文发给老师，返回来的论文里面有个脚注，从114页改到了414页。

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硕士毕业论文，52页。在前前后后讨论了10次后，老师终于肯给我改稿子了！！！然而一改就是676处修订……

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很感动，感谢导师逐字逐句批改背后的耐心、细致与认真，斟酌每一个用词，甚至细致到纠正一个单词的拼写习惯以及一个标点符号，让我认识到学术应有的态度。

很有收获，我们都是从事教育工作的，老师在讲解时的方法和例子也让我深深受益，真真“不愤不启，不悱不发”，这是本科时的教育所不曾深入的，即使微格课也没有这样的体会和收获。

也很羞愧，为自己的不够认真不够学术而羞愧，为自己的不足而羞愧。

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正在为毕业论文痛不欲生的学渣滚来现身说法。

一年前选导师时，同学听说我选了我导，纷纷露出鬼魅的笑容：

“他是一个连标点符号是全角还是半角都不放过的人哦！”

“他虽然不是处女座，但处女座见了他都要跪的哦！”

“毕业答辩碰到他基本就是找虐甚至找死的爽哦！”

当时我不屑的说：是你们太弱，我HOLD得住！

结果现在的情况是……

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导师改完了满篇的讥讽，

完全没有应该如何修改的实质性内容啊！

自己确实写的烂吧，

导师已经不想再说啥了？

看看这个封面洋洋洒洒

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其实就是再说现在我已经没救了，全看运气了，论文内页，导师逐段审阅后，下个结论，没救了之类的……

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最后这是导师给我的全文总结

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别说了，我想静静……