【美帝键盘侠】快船值得所有人的敬意

【美帝键盘侠】快船值得所有人的敬意|3-1领先的警告怕不怕?

快船今日在客场129-121力克勇士,将系列赛比分改为2-3,美网友疯狂为快船打call。

ClippersGalantisX1.5k points·5 hours ago

Who would win, 2 MVPs or a guy who has 2 girls who get along

谁能赢下系列赛呢,两位MVP还是一个有俩女朋友的家伙?

RocketsAaronRodgers165.3k points·5 hours ago

"Montrezl Harrellplays every possession like his family being held hostage and the only ransomthe kidnappers will accept is buckets" -The Honorable Wob

“哈雷尔打得就像是自己家人被绑架了,绑匪唯一的赎金就是让他篮下次次得手。”

回复:Westdoncicismydaddy526 points·5 hours ago

I was shocked it took solong for him to get a deal last summer. Nobody would pay him more than 2 years12 m? Damn

我有点吃惊去年夏天哈雷尔差点没有工作,难道就没有人想过给他一份2年1200万的合同吗?可恶

回复:Pacershuskersax588 points·5 hours ago

It's because he doesn'thave a three and isn't 7 foot tall.

Is he worth 6 million tomost nba teams? Maybe. Certainly now, but last offseason?

The Clippers are theisland of misfit toys. Jerry West front offices have a track record of findingthe right players for the right situations.

As far as a rebuttal:Mozgov.

因为他没有三分射程并且也不是七尺大汉。

现在他值得在NBA大多数球队拿一份600万的合同吗?也许现在可以了,但上个休赛期不值。

快船收集了一帮别的球队不要的人,杰里-韦斯特过去就特别擅长为球队发掘正确的人才。

一个反驳的例子:莫兹戈夫

回复:[GSW] Jarrett JackGillbergsAdvocate237 points·4 hours ago

If Jerry West isinterested in a player, you should be interested in that player

If Jerry West wants totrade a player, you should not trade for said player

The Rules Of West

如果杰里-韦斯特对一个球员感兴趣,那么你也应该对他该兴趣,如果杰里-韦斯特想交易得到某人,那么你一定不要和他做这笔交易。

韦斯特定律

回复:Sunspeanutdakidnappa758 points·5 hours ago

Love the dude, plays hisass off and is a fuckin beast, he’s gotten good really fast, honesty wish he wasstill on the rockets still, he’d be nasty with harden and cp3 throwing him lobsand running the PnR

非常喜爱哈雷尔,这家伙真的是个野兽,他移动非常快,说实话真的很希望他还在火箭,他可以替哈登和保罗擦屁股,还可以吃饼,下快攻。

Rocketstimtejas807 points·5 hours ago

Someone should check up onSteve Ballmer to make sure his head didn't explode

有人得去确认下鲍尔默别乐得喘不过来气了。

Clippersjcw4455524 points·5 hours ago

Fuck it. Play the rest ofthe series in Oracle.

不服就干!让我们在甲骨文球馆结束这轮系列赛吧!

Lakersblaisec001.5k points·5 hours ago

Montrezl Harrell has themost insane motor I’ve ever scene. Contests every shot, stops drives, damn nearperfect help rotations, solid rebounding, dunking over whomever, the list goeson and on for him

哈雷尔的赛场激情非常少见,每一次投篮,死球,运球都非常积极,他对轮换阵容的帮助太大了,稳定的篮板,面对谁都有扣篮的勇气,他的优点太多了。

Raptorsballboi12791 points·5 hours ago

can't believe clippers gotMJ coming off the bench

难以置信,快船替补席上坐着个乔丹。

recordcollection64295 points·5 hours ago

Half MJ, half Iverson

一半乔丹,一半艾弗森。

Bullsfoursteez2.2k points·5 hours ago

Raise your hand if you hadWarriors vs Clippers going to 6

当初谁相信快船能和勇士打到G6的举个手!

回复:ThunderSsumday_is_love953 points·5 hours ago

Cavs Flashbacks incoming

骑士当年的剧本历历在目。

回复:CavaliersCLCUBING765 points·5 hours ago

CLIPPERS IN 7!

快船7场拿下勇士!

回复:[UTA] Donovan Mitchellshavegilette116 points·5 hours ago

It was over when they gotit to 3-1.

3-1时已经注定了结局。

回复:Nuggetsabdlforever149 points·6 hours ago

Now put your hands downand be ashamed of yourself for lying.

现在举手的都在撒谎,当初肯定不会有人能想到快船和勇士会打到G6.

[DAL] Wang Zhizhisuzukigun4life1.2k points·6 hours ago

Of the eight first roundseries, only two of them are going at least six games, with Clippers/Warriorsbeing one of them.

Not only that, but both ofthe Clippers wins in the series came in Oakland.

Just like we all predicted

在所有首轮的八组对决中,只有两组至少打到了第六场,其中就有勇士和快船。

而快船所有赢得比赛都是在勇士主场。

所有人的预测都错了。

回复:Cavaliersaristot1e308 points·6 hours ago

They didn't even predictthey'd make the playoffs. Now we have a hell of an underdog story. David vsGoliath.

当初专家们还预测快船进不了季后赛呢,现在我们都知道了这个传奇的励志故事。

WarriorsPyr0knight_2.6k points·6 hours ago

Montrezl Harrell and LouWilliams just dicked us down like its no one's buisness.

哈雷尔和路威把我们所有人的脸都狠狠打了一遍。

回复:TimberwolvesMorezingis1.0k points·6 hours ago

14m combined next year.Reminder.

他俩下个赛季合计工资1400万。

回复:76ersChampionOfTheSunAhhh665 points·6 hours ago

Now that's a discountdouble check

现在看来价钱打了好几个折扣。

回复:[PHI] Moses Malonehashtagthoughtbomb557 points·6 hours ago

Should the Warriors tradeSteph, Klay and picks for Lou Williams this summer?

勇士今年夏天交易库里克莱换来路威?

[CHI] Lawrence FunderburkeSim8882.9k points·6 hours ago

【美帝键盘侠】快船值得所有人的敬意|3-1领先的警告怕不怕?

回复:Bullsfoursteez727 points·6 hours ago

2 GIRLS LIKE IM

两开花两开花

回复:[GSW] Walt Hazzardbluelightnings337 points·6 hours ago

LOU WILL

路-张伯伦-威廉姆斯

[BOS]Shaquille O'Nealgda192.0k points·6 hours ago

Imagine another blown 3-1lead

想想当年那个3-1领先(手头狗头)

回复:Lakersso-cal_kid1.2k points·6 hours ago

A 1st round 3-1 blown leadby GS would actually shut down

以后勇士应该尽量避免3-1领先。

回复:LakersTempMedicine450 points·6 hours ago

To an eight-seed.

还只是跟个第八打。

回复:RocketsStilwell__290 points·5 hours ago

With KD peacing out fromGolden State to join the team that came back from 3-1 down to beat him.

KD会离开勇士然后加入1-3翻盘的球队卷土重来。

回复:MagicAurumTP539 points·6 hours ago

It would instantly makethis the greatest playoffs of all time

快船的拼搏让这轮季后赛变得伟大了起来。

SpursCheesyBasil132759 points·6 hours ago

Lou Will trying hishardest to make Warriors missing Endgame premier

路威拼尽全力不让勇士全队看复联4。

回复:RocketsOffMyMedzz17 points·6 hours ago

They'll be in LA, I thinkthey squeeze it in.

他们会在LA打G6,我觉得会挤出时间看一下的。

aceknighthigh371 points·6 hours ago

My head says Warriors in6.

My heart says Clippers in7,

but my spirit animal,Patrick Beverley,

he yells "Clippers in6!!"

我的大脑告诉我勇士会6场解决快船

我的内心说快船赢下抢七。

但贝弗利,从2-0的时候就在咆哮:快船会6场解决勇士。

[PHI] T.J.McConnellMrHolden1.6k points·6 hours ago

Clippers gonna landallllll the free agents this summer. Takes great locker room chemistry tohustle 2 games IN ORACLE from the Warriors.

今年夏天快船会是所有自由球员心仪的地方,良好的更衣室氛围让他们赢下了勇士的两个主场。

回复:76ersChaoticNyanCat189 points·6 hours ago

Glad our boy Landry Shametlanded in a good spot

真开心沙梅特被交易到这样的一支球队。

回复:LakersMightBeJerryWest115 points·6 hours ago

Plus I bet it's fun asfuck to have an owner as engaged and as excited as Ballmer. I feel like he'sthe team's #1 fan because he loves them, not just because he owns the team.

另外我觉得拥有一个像鲍尔默这样热爱球队的老板真好,我觉得他是快船头号粉丝,他爱快船并不是因为他是老板而已。

SpursSpencerRattler2.6k points·6 hours ago

The Warriors would have EASILY had this if they just had one moreMVP and all-star. Ridiculous.

理性分析:勇士如果能再招来一位MVP或者全明星就不会这么艰难了。荒谬。

回复:Rocketsjombozeuses110 points·6 hours ago

With such a stacked team Idon't think they need another MVP. Maybe just someone like Kawhi Leonard wouldhave given them the defensive edge.

我觉得他们现在不需要MVP了,只要来一个像小卡这样能统治防守端的球员就够了。

回复:[UTA] Donovan Mitchellshavegilette812 points·6 hours ago

Send them Russ lmao

把威少给他们哈哈哈哈哈。

回复:Rockets1gnominious680 points·6 hours ago

The Golden State warriorshave been eliminated from championship contention.

得到威少后,勇士正式脱离总冠军争夺者的行列。

SabadoSabadoSabado442 points·6 hours ago

fuck all y'all this is thereal Western Conference Finals

首轮打得跟总决赛似的。

MavericksVictorAkwaowo1829 points·6 hours ago

How can you not root forthis Clippers team unless you’re a Lakers or Warriors fan

你怎么能不为这样的快船鼓掌?除非你是湖人或者勇士球迷。

回复:RaptorsSoggySociety112 points·6 hours ago

A lot of LAL fans arerooting for LAC right now.

现在不少湖人球迷都在为快船加油。


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