【美帝鍵盤俠】快船值得所有人的敬意

【美帝键盘侠】快船值得所有人的敬意|3-1领先的警告怕不怕?

快船今日在客場129-121力克勇士,將系列賽比分改為2-3,美網友瘋狂為快船打call。

ClippersGalantisX1.5k points·5 hours ago

Who would win, 2 MVPs or a guy who has 2 girls who get along

誰能贏下系列賽呢,兩位MVP還是一個有倆女朋友的傢伙?

RocketsAaronRodgers165.3k points·5 hours ago

"Montrezl Harrellplays every possession like his family being held hostage and the only ransomthe kidnappers will accept is buckets" -The Honorable Wob

“哈雷爾打得就像是自己家人被綁架了,綁匪唯一的贖金就是讓他籃下次次得手。”

回覆:Westdoncicismydaddy526 points·5 hours ago

I was shocked it took solong for him to get a deal last summer. Nobody would pay him more than 2 years12 m? Damn

我有點吃驚去年夏天哈雷爾差點沒有工作,難道就沒有人想過給他一份2年1200萬的合同嗎?可惡

回覆:Pacershuskersax588 points·5 hours ago

It's because he doesn'thave a three and isn't 7 foot tall.

Is he worth 6 million tomost nba teams? Maybe. Certainly now, but last offseason?

The Clippers are theisland of misfit toys. Jerry West front offices have a track record of findingthe right players for the right situations.

As far as a rebuttal:Mozgov.

因為他沒有三分射程並且也不是七尺大漢。

現在他值得在NBA大多數球隊拿一份600萬的合同嗎?也許現在可以了,但上個休賽期不值。

快船收集了一幫別的球隊不要的人,傑裡-韋斯特過去就特別擅長為球隊發掘正確的人才。

一個反駁的例子:莫茲戈夫

回覆:[GSW] Jarrett JackGillbergsAdvocate237 points·4 hours ago

If Jerry West isinterested in a player, you should be interested in that player

If Jerry West wants totrade a player, you should not trade for said player

The Rules Of West

如果傑裡-韋斯特對一個球員感興趣,那麼你也應該對他該興趣,如果傑裡-韋斯特想交易得到某人,那麼你一定不要和他做這筆交易。

韋斯特定律

回覆:Sunspeanutdakidnappa758 points·5 hours ago

Love the dude, plays hisass off and is a fuckin beast, he’s gotten good really fast, honesty wish he wasstill on the rockets still, he’d be nasty with harden and cp3 throwing him lobsand running the PnR

非常喜愛哈雷爾,這傢伙真的是個野獸,他移動非常快,說實話真的很希望他還在火箭,他可以替哈登和保羅擦屁股,還可以吃餅,下快攻。

Rocketstimtejas807 points·5 hours ago

Someone should check up onSteve Ballmer to make sure his head didn't explode

有人得去確認下鮑爾默別樂得喘不過來氣了。

Clippersjcw4455524 points·5 hours ago

Fuck it. Play the rest ofthe series in Oracle.

不服就幹!讓我們在甲骨文球館結束這輪系列賽吧!

Lakersblaisec001.5k points·5 hours ago

Montrezl Harrell has themost insane motor I’ve ever scene. Contests every shot, stops drives, damn nearperfect help rotations, solid rebounding, dunking over whomever, the list goeson and on for him

哈雷爾的賽場激情非常少見,每一次投籃,死球,運球都非常積極,他對輪換陣容的幫助太大了,穩定的籃板,面對誰都有扣籃的勇氣,他的優點太多了。

Raptorsballboi12791 points·5 hours ago

can't believe clippers gotMJ coming off the bench

難以置信,快船替補席上坐著個喬丹。

recordcollection64295 points·5 hours ago

Half MJ, half Iverson

一半喬丹,一半艾弗森。

Bullsfoursteez2.2k points·5 hours ago

Raise your hand if you hadWarriors vs Clippers going to 6

當初誰相信快船能和勇士打到G6的舉個手!

回覆:ThunderSsumday_is_love953 points·5 hours ago

Cavs Flashbacks incoming

騎士當年的劇本歷歷在目。

回覆:CavaliersCLCUBING765 points·5 hours ago

CLIPPERS IN 7!

快船7場拿下勇士!

回覆:[UTA] Donovan Mitchellshavegilette116 points·5 hours ago

It was over when they gotit to 3-1.

3-1時已經註定了結局。

回覆:Nuggetsabdlforever149 points·6 hours ago

Now put your hands downand be ashamed of yourself for lying.

現在舉手的都在撒謊,當初肯定不會有人能想到快船和勇士會打到G6.

[DAL] Wang Zhizhisuzukigun4life1.2k points·6 hours ago

Of the eight first roundseries, only two of them are going at least six games, with Clippers/Warriorsbeing one of them.

Not only that, but both ofthe Clippers wins in the series came in Oakland.

Just like we all predicted

在所有首輪的八組對決中,只有兩組至少打到了第六場,其中就有勇士和快船。

而快船所有贏得比賽都是在勇士主場。

所有人的預測都錯了。

回覆:Cavaliersaristot1e308 points·6 hours ago

They didn't even predictthey'd make the playoffs. Now we have a hell of an underdog story. David vsGoliath.

當初專家們還預測快船進不了季後賽呢,現在我們都知道了這個傳奇的勵志故事。

WarriorsPyr0knight_2.6k points·6 hours ago

Montrezl Harrell and LouWilliams just dicked us down like its no one's buisness.

哈雷爾和路威把我們所有人的臉都狠狠打了一遍。

回覆:TimberwolvesMorezingis1.0k points·6 hours ago

14m combined next year.Reminder.

他倆下個賽季合計工資1400萬。

回覆:76ersChampionOfTheSunAhhh665 points·6 hours ago

Now that's a discountdouble check

現在看來價錢打了好幾個折扣。

回覆:[PHI] Moses Malonehashtagthoughtbomb557 points·6 hours ago

Should the Warriors tradeSteph, Klay and picks for Lou Williams this summer?

勇士今年夏天交易庫裡克萊換來路威?

[CHI] Lawrence FunderburkeSim8882.9k points·6 hours ago

【美帝键盘侠】快船值得所有人的敬意|3-1领先的警告怕不怕?

回覆:Bullsfoursteez727 points·6 hours ago

2 GIRLS LIKE IM

兩開花兩開花

回覆:[GSW] Walt Hazzardbluelightnings337 points·6 hours ago

LOU WILL

路-張伯倫-威廉姆斯

[BOS]Shaquille O'Nealgda192.0k points·6 hours ago

Imagine another blown 3-1lead

想想當年那個3-1領先(手頭狗頭)

回覆:Lakersso-cal_kid1.2k points·6 hours ago

A 1st round 3-1 blown leadby GS would actually shut down

以後勇士應該儘量避免3-1領先。

回覆:LakersTempMedicine450 points·6 hours ago

To an eight-seed.

還只是跟個第八打。

回覆:RocketsStilwell__290 points·5 hours ago

With KD peacing out fromGolden State to join the team that came back from 3-1 down to beat him.

KD會離開勇士然後加入1-3翻盤的球隊捲土重來。

回覆:MagicAurumTP539 points·6 hours ago

It would instantly makethis the greatest playoffs of all time

快船的拼搏讓這輪季後賽變得偉大了起來。

SpursCheesyBasil132759 points·6 hours ago

Lou Will trying hishardest to make Warriors missing Endgame premier

路威拼盡全力不讓勇士全隊看復聯4。

回覆:RocketsOffMyMedzz17 points·6 hours ago

They'll be in LA, I thinkthey squeeze it in.

他們會在LA打G6,我覺得會擠出時間看一下的。

aceknighthigh371 points·6 hours ago

My head says Warriors in6.

My heart says Clippers in7,

but my spirit animal,Patrick Beverley,

he yells "Clippers in6!!"

我的大腦告訴我勇士會6場解決快船

我的內心說快船贏下搶七。

但貝弗利,從2-0的時候就在咆哮:快船會6場解決勇士。

[PHI] T.J.McConnellMrHolden1.6k points·6 hours ago

Clippers gonna landallllll the free agents this summer. Takes great locker room chemistry tohustle 2 games IN ORACLE from the Warriors.

今年夏天快船會是所有自由球員心儀的地方,良好的更衣室氛圍讓他們贏下了勇士的兩個主場。

回覆:76ersChaoticNyanCat189 points·6 hours ago

Glad our boy Landry Shametlanded in a good spot

真開心沙梅特被交易到這樣的一支球隊。

回覆:LakersMightBeJerryWest115 points·6 hours ago

Plus I bet it's fun asfuck to have an owner as engaged and as excited as Ballmer. I feel like he'sthe team's #1 fan because he loves them, not just because he owns the team.

另外我覺得擁有一個像鮑爾默這樣熱愛球隊的老闆真好,我覺得他是快船頭號粉絲,他愛快船並不是因為他是老闆而已。

SpursSpencerRattler2.6k points·6 hours ago

The Warriors would have EASILY had this if they just had one moreMVP and all-star. Ridiculous.

理性分析:勇士如果能再招來一位MVP或者全明星就不會這麼艱難了。荒謬。

回覆:Rocketsjombozeuses110 points·6 hours ago

With such a stacked team Idon't think they need another MVP. Maybe just someone like Kawhi Leonard wouldhave given them the defensive edge.

我覺得他們現在不需要MVP了,只要來一個像小卡這樣能統治防守端的球員就夠了。

回覆:[UTA] Donovan Mitchellshavegilette812 points·6 hours ago

Send them Russ lmao

把威少給他們哈哈哈哈哈。

回覆:Rockets1gnominious680 points·6 hours ago

The Golden State warriorshave been eliminated from championship contention.

得到威少後,勇士正式脫離總冠軍爭奪者的行列。

SabadoSabadoSabado442 points·6 hours ago

fuck all y'all this is thereal Western Conference Finals

首輪打得跟總決賽似的。

MavericksVictorAkwaowo1829 points·6 hours ago

How can you not root forthis Clippers team unless you’re a Lakers or Warriors fan

你怎麼能不為這樣的快船鼓掌?除非你是湖人或者勇士球迷。

回覆:RaptorsSoggySociety112 points·6 hours ago

A lot of LAL fans arerooting for LAC right now.

現在不少湖人球迷都在為快船加油。


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