問題：
Where do slugs come from, and how do they reproduce?
蛞蝓（俗稱“鼻涕蟲”）來自哪裡，它們怎麼繁殖？
回答：
Fernando Oettinger：
Welcome to the wonderful world of slug sex.
歡迎來到奇妙的鼻涕蟲性愛世界。
Slugs are hermaphrodites. That means they can be both sexes.
鼻涕蟲是雌雄同體的，這意味著它們可以同時有兩種性別。
So here is how it goes.
那麼下面重點來了。
Two slugs in reproduction phase get together and fall in love.
兩個繁殖期的鼻涕蟲相遇了，墜入愛河。
They’re both slimy little perverts, so they will do some nasty roleplaying.
它們都是黏糊糊的小變態，所以它們決定來一些油膩的角色扮演。
One decides they're the male and the other the female.
一個決定當雄性，另一個決定當雌性。
Then they will climb onto a branch and get into some kinky slime-bondage sex.
然後它們爬上了樹枝，進行一些變態的黏糊糊的捆綁play。
Both create a slime rope to hang themselves upside down.
兩條蟲都會分泌一條黏膩的繩子來把自己倒掛起來。
Then they crawl together down the rope and begin rubbing their slippey lubed slug bodies against each other, getting more and more aroused.
然後它們沿著這條繩子爬到一起，開始摩擦彼此滑膩的身體，變得越來越興奮。
When they are coming close to the climax, a cerulean neon tendril bulges off on each slug’s cheek.
當它們快到高潮時，每條蛞蝓臉上都會垂下一條藍白色絢麗的卷鬚。
（垂下來的就是蛞蝓的生殖器，可達自身長度6倍，這也是為啥要爬樹上，地上伸展不開。。。）
They both twist and stick together in a love corkscrew, and touch their sensitive protruding genitalia, and twist it to create an enormous, dilated lamp-shaped lump of slug pleasure.
在愛的螺旋里，它們相互纏繞，交疊，觸摸彼此敏感凸起的生殖器，扭曲在一起以創造出巨大的，不斷攀升的爆炸般的快感。
It is within this neon lump of love that the exchange of genetic material takes place.
正是在這種愛的跑馬燈中，遺傳物質的交換完成了。
This ritual can last long minutes, before they both cum in an explosive slug orgasm, and fall to the ground, to get some water and cigarettes.
這場交配會持續很長時間（7-20小時），直到它們都達到高潮，然後掉回地面，嗯，也許還會有些事後煙啥的。
Oh, and this is what it looks like:
噢，這是交配的樣子：
Yes, sexy shit.
是的，這奇葩的性愛。
After that the female slug will lay her eggs somewhere moist and hidden.
事後，雌蛞蝓會把卵產在潮溼且隱蔽的地方。
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