男女快樂大不同


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

#如何讓男人快樂

1. Feed him 喂飽他

2. Sleep with him 和他睡覺

3. Leave him with peace 給他安靜的空間

4. Don't check his phone (Msgs) 別查他的行動電話簡訊

5. Don't bother him with his movements 別打擾他的活動


HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

#如何讓女人快樂

To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

你需要成為她的

1. a friend 朋友

2. a companion 夥伴

3. a lover 情人

4. a brother 兄弟

5. a father 父親

6. a master 主人

7. a chef 大廚

8. an electrician 電工

9. a plumber 水管工

10. a mechanic 機械師

11. a carpenter 木匠

12. a decorator 裝修工

13. a stylist 髪型師

14. a sexologist 性學專家

15. a gynecologist 婦科醫生

16. a psychologist 心理學家

17. a pest exterminator 害蟲捕滅者

18. a psychiatrist 精神科醫生

19. a healer 治療師

20. a good listener 好聽眾

21. an organizer 組織者

22. a good father 好父親

還要:

23. very clean 愛乾淨

24. Sympathetic 有同情心

25. Athletic 身體強壯

26. Warm 暖心

27. Attentive 細心

28. Gallant 紳士

29. Intelligent 聰明

30. Funny 幽默

31. Creative 有創意

32. Tender 溫柔

33. Strong 堅強

34. Understanding 善解人意

35. Tolerant 寬容

36. Prudent 謹慎

37. Ambitious 有抱負

38. Capable 有才幹

39. Courageous 勇敢

40. Determined 有決心

41. True 忠誠

42. Dependable 可靠

43. Passionate 有激情

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

還不能忘記

44. give her compliments regularly 時常贊美她

45. Go shopping with her 陪她逛街

46. be honest 要誠實

47. be very rich 要有錢

48. not stress her out 別給她壓力

49. not look at other girls 不看其他女孩

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

同時還要:

50. give her lots of attention 多關註她

51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 給她時間,特別是屬於她自己的時間

52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes 給她空間,別擔心她去哪了

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT

但是最重要的是

53. never forget birthdays, anniversaries, valentine, and arrangements she makes.

別忘了她的生日、紀念日、情人節和她的所有安排……


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