美国直男的互怼日常,毒舌——谢耳朵是专业的!

You sure your mothlike personality won't be drawn to this blazing fire that is myself?

你确定以你飞蛾扑火的性格不会被我这熊熊烈火所吸引吗?

美国直男的互怼日常,毒舌——谢耳朵是专业的!

One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.

大家都是因为伤心才哭嘛。比方我吧,我总为别人太傻哭,因为人家愚蠢搞得我很伤心。

美国直男的互怼日常,毒舌——谢耳朵是专业的!

I'd have to lose 60 iq points to be classfied as smart.

我要是被归为聪明一类,我的智商测试就要少60分了。

美国直男的互怼日常,毒舌——谢耳朵是专业的!

It's just a privilege to watch your mind at work。

能目睹你动脑真是个荣幸。

美国直男的互怼日常,毒舌——谢耳朵是专业的!

I thought she was a highly evolved creature of pure intellect,like me. But recent events indicate that she may be a slave to her baser urgers. Like you.

我以为她是个高度进化的纯高智商生物,就像我。而最近的事件表明,她也许不过是个屈服于低级欲望的生物,就像你。

美国直男的互怼日常,毒舌——谢耳朵是专业的!


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