皮到家的搞笑句子(Funny sentence of skin home)

想把房子賣了養你 但是房東不肯

I want to sell my house to support you,but the landlord won't.


皮到家的搞笑句子(Funny sentence of skin home)

雖然不會做飯 但在點外賣方面 我可是小能手

Although I can't cook,I'm an expert in taking out.


皮到家的搞笑句子(Funny sentence of skin home)

你抬起頭說這月亮真亮 月亮說你這 禿頂也挺亮

You rise your head and say that the moon is so bright.The moon says that your baldness is also very bright.


皮到家的搞笑句子(Funny sentence of skin home)

如果你嫌我粘人的話 那你和不粘鍋談戀愛去吧

If you don't think I'm sticky,you can fall in love with non sticky pot.


皮到家的搞笑句子(Funny sentence of skin home)

如果上課不能閉著眼 是否還能託著臉

If you can't close your eyes in class,can you hold your face.


皮到家的搞笑句子(Funny sentence of skin home)

給自己的晚睡忠告 你看那些夏天晚上通宵 嘰裡呱啦聊天蹦迪的小蟲子 沒一個能活過秋天

I'd like to give you some advice on staying up late.None of those little insects that chatter and chatter all night in summer can survive the autumn.


皮到家的搞笑句子(Funny sentence of skin home)


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