雙語:歲月是把殺豬刀,12位老成路人甲的男神女神

他們曾是萬眾矚目的明星;聚光的下的寵兒;無數人膜拜的男身女神......然而,現在老到你認不出,說好一輩子當男神的呢...

Falling Stars: 12 Horribly Aging Celebrities

過氣之星:12位老成路人甲的男神女神

YOU Will not Recognize These Old, Wrinkly Celebrities

曾經的男身女神,如今又老又有皺紋,誰還認得出

Celebrities are known for being gorgeous beyond all sense and reason. They dress as though the world is their runway; they look flawless on the cover of magazines, while we mere mortals must see their perfection parading around on every newsstand, television, computer, and mobile device. However, there comes a time where we all feel a bit better about ourselves—when we look at how BADLY some celebrities have aged over the years. Once Greek gods and goddess standing atop Mount Olympus, these 12 celebrities have slowly turned to gargoyles before our eyes.

明星之所以出名,全靠顏值,其它一切都是浮雲。他們穿著精緻時髦,整個世界彷彿都是他們的T臺;在雜誌封面上亮相也完美無瑕,我們這些凡人只能被她們完美的顏值霸屏各大報攤、電視、電腦、移動端。但是,歲月是把殺豬刀,看著曾經那些完美的男身女神如今的慫樣,大家會不會好受一點。這12位曾經的希臘男神女神站在奧林匹斯山上,也被歲月慢慢的侵蝕成了“魔鬼”。

雙語:歲月是把殺豬刀,12位老成路人甲的男神女神


1.Brendan Fraser

1.布蘭登.弗雷澤

Since when did Brendan Fraser turn from a mummy fighter into a mummy himself?

從何時開始,布蘭登·弗雷澤從扮演木乃伊戰士變成木乃伊本色出演?

雙語:歲月是把殺豬刀,12位老成路人甲的男神女神


2.Haley Joel Osment

2.哈利.喬爾·奧斯蒙

Another cute kid on our list, Osment has traveled down a scary road as he aged from the adorably creepy kid who saw dead people into someone who Brendan Fraser might've been trying to dig up several years ago.

名單上的另一個小可愛----奧斯蒙,從能看見已故之人的靈異小孩(電影《靈異第六感》中的角色)醜得就像幾年前引發各路圍觀的布蘭登.弗雷澤,轉變之路之驚悚。

雙語:歲月是把殺豬刀,12位老成路人甲的男神女神


3.Mel Gibson

3.梅爾.吉布森

…do we even have to say anything about Mel Gibson…

......至於梅爾·吉布森,無話可說...

雙語:歲月是把殺豬刀,12位老成路人甲的男神女神


4.Pierce Brosnan

4.皮爾斯.布魯斯南

007 has been looking more like 107 recently. Pierce Brosnan, once one of the gods of sex symbols, has aged beyond his years.

這位007最近看起來更像107。皮爾斯·布魯斯南,曾經性感男神中的男神,老得遠超實際年齡了。

雙語:歲月是把殺豬刀,12位老成路人甲的男神女神


5. Ozzy Osborn

5.奧茲•奧斯本

There was a time…trust me, Google it…when Ozzy Osborn was super fine. Yes, it was the 70’s, but it still counts. Now, the infamous Ozzy has turned to a creep, crazed leftover of his glory days and a reminder of what too much sex, drugs.

曾當奧茲的顏值還在線的時候,相信我,不信自己谷歌。不過那已經70年代的事了,但還是能谷歌到。現在呢,沒了名氣的奧茲變成了透支名氣、縱慾過度、嗑藥的怪人。

雙語:歲月是把殺豬刀,12位老成路人甲的男神女神


6.Lindsay Lohan

6.琳賽·羅翰

Once one of the hottest actresses in Hollywood, this party girl has met her match with Father Time. Abuse to her body and her diva behavior on set made her virtually unhirable, leaving her a has-been of someone all of us once loved. celebrities went south.

曾經在好萊塢最炙手可熱的女演員之一,這個舞會皇后(主演的電影《青春舞會皇后》)也沒逃過歲月這把殺豬刀。因為整容過度、耍大牌被雪藏,琳賽羅翰的標籤變成“曾經很紅”。

雙語:歲月是把殺豬刀,12位老成路人甲的男神女神


7.Pamela Anderson

7.帕梅拉.安德森

Remember when all anyone talked about was the sexy Pamela Anderson running in slow motion on Baywatch? Yeah, probably not. That time has long since passed, and all that remains is some getting older under the ruse of silicon breasts.

可還記得大家都在討論在《海灘遊俠》中,性感女神帕梅拉.安德森慢跑的鏡頭的樣子?唔,可能不記得了,畢竟過去太久了,而現在我們只記得一個裝著硅膠假胸的老女人。

雙語:歲月是把殺豬刀,12位老成路人甲的男神女神


8.Macaulay Culkin

8.麥考利.庫爾金

Previously one of the cutest child stars, this 34-year-old celebrity has gotten the bad end of the child star deal. Drugs and alcohol turned the clever kid from Home Alone to someone who we want to grab our faces and scream at when we see him.

曾經最可愛的童星之一,這個34歲的明星也得到了童星的最終下場。毒品和酒精把曾經《小鬼當家》裡的小精靈變成了個,一見他就想捂臉換臺。

雙語:歲月是把殺豬刀,12位老成路人甲的男神女神


9.Matthew Perry

9.馬修.派瑞

This Friend has finally grown up; too bad it’s not in the same way as some of his co-stars.

這位《老友記》男主終於還是老了,糟糕的是,這位跟有些主演變老的打開方式不一樣。

雙語:歲月是把殺豬刀,12位老成路人甲的男神女神


10. Prince William

10.威廉王子

No matter what we say on here about Prince William’s soon-to-be Donald Trump hair will matter because he has the lovely Kate Middleton on his arm, so keep doing you, Prince William.

不管對於威廉王子即將變成唐納德·特朗普這件事,大家會持什麼看法,不得不說,頭髮是關鍵。既然他擁有迷人的凱特·米德爾頓,所以威廉王子,求你做自己啊。

雙語:歲月是把殺豬刀,12位老成路人甲的男神女神


11. Mark Hamill

11.馬克.哈米爾

Luke…I…am…appalled! Mark Hamill, better known as Luke Skywalker, has really let himself go. Hopefully, he’ll surprise us in The Force Awakens, or else we’re going to have to stare in sadness of what once was a long, long time ago.

盧克......我......害怕!馬克.哈米爾,因盧克`天行者(電影《星球大戰》的角色)而出名,也夠放縱的了。希望他能在《星球大戰:原力覺醒》給我們驚喜,不然只能傷心的緬懷那個逝去的男神了。

雙語:歲月是把殺豬刀,12位老成路人甲的男神女神


12.Meg Ryan

12.梅格·瑞恩

Once one of the loveliest women in Hollywood, Meg Ryan’s overabundance of plastic surgery has left her once gentle and innocent face looking fake and jagged. Just goes to show you the benefit of aging with grace, and the harsh outcomes of trying to resist it.

作為曾經最可愛的好萊塢女性之一,梅格·瑞恩的過度整容,已讓她溫柔無辜的臉看起來又假又僵硬。還是優雅的慢慢老去吧,不然你就會明白強留青春的殘酷。


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