【Woj】據ESPN消息源透露：在週末，森林狼和熱火一度接近達成吉米-巴特勒的交易，但最終以失敗告終。森林狼甚至已經向熱火分享了巴特勒的醫療信息，而且雙方的老闆都參與了談判，兩邊都準備完成交易。但是森林狼隨後向熱火施壓尋求更多的籌碼，導致談判破裂。
[Wojnarowski] ESPN Sources: Minnesota-Miami talks escalated close to a Jimmy Butler deal over weekend – only to see trade fall apart. Minnesota shared Butler’s medical info with Miami, owners were involved and sides prepared to finalize. Minnesota pushed for more, talks fractured.
[–]76erszaydb 2485 指標 9小時前
Thibs asked Heat for Ben Simmons in return.
76人球迷：錫伯杜指名問熱火要本-西蒙斯。[譯註1]
[譯註1]之前有報道說森林狼在與76人的談判中要求後者出本-西蒙斯。
[–]Heatbinokyo10 475 指標 9小時前
Makes sense for the Wolves and Thibs.
熱火球迷：有理，森林狼和錫伯杜畢竟想賺嘛。手動狗頭。
[–][MIN] Lance StephensonAdolfKoopaTroopa 260 指標 9小時前
MIA too since they wouldn't be giving up that much
森林狼球迷：對熱火也很合理，因為他們也沒損失些啥嘛。手動狗頭。
[–]HeatUnknown_to_all 135 指標 8小時前
You know what. After digging into the analytics of this trade request, this would be a win trade for both Miami and the Wolves.
熱火球迷：這個嘛，在我深入分析了這個交易請求之後，我發現這（出西蒙斯）對森林狼熱火來說是個雙贏的交易。
[–]Timberwolvesrennat19 102 指標 8小時前
Yeah idk why Miami turned this down. Wolves get Ben Simmons and heat get Butler? Who loses in this?
森林狼球迷：是啊，熱火沒理由拒絕啊。我狼得到西蒙斯，熱火得到巴特勒，根本沒有輸家吧？
[–]Heatsmitticks 137 指標 8小時前
Ben Simmons
熱火球迷：本-西蒙斯恐成最大輸家。
[–][LAL] Dwight Howardazertuser 82 指標 6小時前
The hawks. I can't see a scenario where they win this year
湖人球迷：輸家是老鷹。我想破頭也看不出他們這賽季有能贏的可能。
[–]Timberwolvesergonelsa 1180 指標 9小時前
Wait so, Min was close to actually getting a deal so they decided they wanted more
CUZ WHAT THE FUCK
森林狼球迷：等會兒，所以，我狼本來接近達成交易了，於是他們決定抬個價？
搞特麼什麼啊！
[–]CavaliersBonfireinRageValley 587 指標 9小時前
Sounds like there might be one person who doesn't really want Jimmy to go
騎士球迷：聽著像是有某個人並不想讓巴特勒走。
[–]Rocketstimtejas 1106 指標 8小時前
Heat front office: "We got $7.99."
Thibs: "$8.00 or no deal."
Heat front office: "Fine, we can do $8.00"
Thibs: "$8.01 or no deal."
熱火制服組：“我們開價七塊九毛九。”
錫伯杜：“八塊整，不然免談。”
熱火制服組：“成吧，我們就出八塊整。”
錫伯杜：“八塊零一分，不然免談。”
[–][LAL] Lonzo BallEmmaTheRobot 309 指標 8小時前
Heat front office: "Okay, fine, we just want this to be over with!"
Thibs: "... $100 "
熱火制服組：“行吧，認了，我們就想把這交易做成得了！”
錫伯杜：“……一百塊，不然免談。”
[–]Knicksemoti0n 476 指標 9小時前
thibs: whiteside
pat: ok lmfao
thibs: i also want jrich goran and waiters and your next 3 1sts and ill throw dieng in there just so it equals out
pat:
thibs: pat
錫伯杜：我要白邊。
萊利：哈哈哈哈給你給你。
錫伯杜：我還要約什-理查德森，戈蘭-德拉季奇和迪昂-韋特斯，還要你們未來三年的首輪選秀權。為了公平起見，我出吉昂。
萊利：
錫伯杜：咋了萊哥。
[–][TOR] Jorge Garbajosawikiman2001 216 指標 9小時前
thibs: oh yeah, throw all your rings in too. I want those
錫伯杜：哦對了，我還要你所有的戒指。一塊兒算上。
[–][HOU] Chuck Hayeshawkish25 96 指標 9小時前
I also want 2012 Lebron and D Wade please, you can keep Bosh.
錫伯杜：我還想要2012年的詹姆斯和韋德，謝謝。你可以留下波什。
[–]Heatrjgator 335 指標 9小時前
That’s fucked lmao, you had a deal you were ready to agree with and pushed for more to the point it fell through?
熱火球迷：這特麼也太扯淡了，你手頭有筆馬上就點頭同意的交易，然後你獅子大開口，把交易攪黃了？
[–]RaptorsFlameOfWar 235 指標 8小時前
You have to believe that whatever Miami offers now will be less than that deal. You can't reward a bad-faith negotiator by keeping your offer on the table.
現在熱火的報價只會比之前少。對付一個言而無信的談判者，你不能把自己的報價原樣放在談判桌上，這樣只會讓他得寸進尺。
[–][MIL] Bill ZopfFKJVMMP 663 指標 9小時前
Man fuck it, I don’t even care any more.
I hope Butler has a long and fruitful career on the Timberwolves and is best man at KAT and Wiggins’ respective weddings.
太艹蛋了，這事變成啥樣我都不在乎了。
我希望巴特勒能在森林狼度過一段又長又好的職業生涯，還能在唐斯和威金斯各自的婚禮上擔任伴郎。
[–][MIN] Tyus Jonespollinium 157 指標 9小時前
What if he officiates KAT and Wiggs marriage?
要是他為唐斯和威金斯的婚禮擔任主持呢？
[–]Heatrjgator 159 指標 9小時前
“Say I do KAT, Quit being a such a fking p*y
E: don’t know how to format sadly
“唐斯，你趕緊說‘我願意’啊。別特麼娘們唧唧的。”[譯註2]
補充：不好意思各位老哥，我不知道具體該怎麼玩這個梗哈。
[譯註2]：傳聞說唐斯曾在一場比賽的賽後非常沮喪，在走回更衣室的途中砸了下牆，被巴特勒大喊“差不多行了，別特麼娘們唧唧的！”詳見：[美國JRs之聲]森林狼的混亂更衣室關係大起底：巴特勒跟唐斯和威金斯兩人都不和?>>
[–]SupersonicsSongOfBlueIceAndWire 718 指標 9小時前
Thibs sabotaging this shit anyway he can lmao
笑死我了，錫伯杜是千方百計要把這交易攪黃。
[–][LAL] Shaquille O'NealNoResponsabilities 180 指標 8小時前
I wonder if this coach/GM thing is gonna work out...
湖人球迷：這種教練經理一把抓的模式能成麼？
[–]Cuavooo 101 指標 8小時前
Stan Van Gundy and Doc Rivers are few examples
大范甘迪和道格-裡弗斯是僅有的幾個例子了。
[–]SupersonicsBeSomebody 168 指標 8小時前
Of it not working out
失敗例子吧。
[–]Cavaliers8placeribbon 43 指標 7小時前
Everybody wanna be a Pop.
看來大家都想成為波波啊。
[–]Spurskawhi_tho 87 指標 7小時前
Which is stupid because Pop isn't the GM. RC Buford is. And Pop has said multiple times that he listens to input from everybody on his staff when making personnel decisions. He has the final say obviously but it's far from a one-man show like people think it is.
馬刺球迷：而且這種想法很蠢，因為波波並不是總經理，RC-布福德才是啊。波波說了好幾遍了，在做球員去留時他會參考每一名工作人員的意見。顯然波波有一錘定音的權利，但這跟人們以為的一言堂可差遠了。
[–]Wizardsbobbyg_ 228 指標 9小時前*
When she hints at sex but later says she’s too tired when you take her back to her place.
她媚眼如絲地暗示你想來一發，但在你帶她回她家的路上，她又說自己太累了。
[–]KnicksMudkip4567 347 指標 9小時前
Thibs has actually no intention of trading Butler and it seems slimy as hell
錫伯杜其實就沒打算交易巴特勒，這人太特麼虛偽了。
[–]mrjowei 186 指標 9小時前
Butler is the one he couldn’t ruin back then in Chicago. He needs to finish the job.
在公牛的時候，巴特勒是唯一一個連錫伯杜都艹不壞的球員。所以現在錫伯杜想要把活兒幹成，有始有終。
[–][MIA] Goran Dragicmeahoymemoyay 151 指標 9小時前
Timberwolves are becoming my most hated team by the minute.
熱火球迷：現在森林狼成為我最恨的球隊了。
[–]Timberwolvesmnslice 210 指標 9小時前
Same
森林狼球迷：我也是。
[–]HeatMalevolentAmmo 97 指標 9小時前
Riley: Ok so we're in a agreement for a deal.
Thibs: Oh I forgot to mention, we want Richardson, Bam, Winslow, 2 first round picks, Burnie, and 3 Heat dancers.
Thibs: Hello?
萊利：好了，所以咱們正式同意達成這筆交易！
錫伯杜：啊我忘了說了，我們還要理查德森，阿德巴約，溫斯洛，2個首輪籤，熱火吉祥物Burnie，還要三個熱火啦啦隊員。
錫伯杜：喂？
[Wolfson] Heat source to Miami Herald on what the #Twolves are seeking: “The first born of all our kids.”
【森林狼跟隊記者Wolfson報道】熱火方面的消息源對《邁阿密先驅報》如此形容森林狼的報價：“他們想要我們每個孩子的第一胎。”
[–]Mr_Unbiased 849 指標 8小時前
Aka Bam, Richardson, Winslow and a 1st round pick.
換句話說就是阿德巴約，理查德森，溫斯洛和一個首輪籤。
[–]Raptorsslamdunk23 304 指標 8小時前
Miami would be dumb to make that trade. Richardson and Winslow is the max they should offer
猛龍球迷：熱火要是同意這筆交易可就太傻了，他們最多最多出理查德森和溫斯洛。
[–][MIA] Ray AllenPrincetonMaxwel 66 指標 8小時前
That’s still to much for an expiring free agent. Raptors didn’t give up OG in the Kawhi deal
熱火球迷：對一名合同即將到期的自由球員來說，這出價還是太高了。猛龍在倫納德的交易裡就沒放走阿奴諾比。
[–][MIN] Luc Mbah a Moutejbranton30 189 指標 8小時前
But they gave up Demar, an All NBA player, and a young prospect
森林狼球迷：但他們的出價裡有NBA最佳陣容球員德羅贊，還有一名年輕潛力股。
[–][SAS] Tim DuncanAdReNaLiNe9_ 85 指標 7小時前
Right, but it’s also Kawhi vs Jimmy.
馬刺球迷：不錯，但別忘了巴特勒和倫納德的差距。
[–][MIN] Luc Mbah a Moutejbranton30 184 指標 7小時前
and it’s also Demar vs Jrich
森林狼球迷：那也別忘了約什-理查德森和的德羅讚的差距。
[–][MIN] Luc Mbah a Moutejbranton30 282 指標 8小時前
Maybe Thibs is secretly a genius. Look how the tides have turned. Before it was No Richardson or Winslow. Now it’s Richardson and Winslow. This is obviously not true Thibs is an idiot
森林狼球迷：說不定錫伯杜是個悶聲天才呢，看看這風向是怎麼轉變的。開始是理查德森和溫斯洛一個也不出，現在是出理查德森和溫斯洛。說錫伯杜是個二貨顯然是錯的。
[–]HeatMiamiFootball 154 指標 7小時前
We need a show/podcast where fans who call these front office guys idiots have to debate them on basketball
熱火球迷：我們需要一檔真人秀或者博客節目，讓管制服組叫二貨的球迷們和他們罵的制服組就懂不懂球辯個痛快。
[–][WAS] Brendan HaywoodPerfection_Merchant 168 指標 7小時前
I would gladly debate basketball with Ernie Grunfeld.
奇才球迷：我很願意和我們的總經理厄尼-格倫費爾德戰上一場。
[–]HeatMiamiFootball 106 指標 7小時前
Yea well Ernie Grunfeld is an idiot
熱火球迷：啊，這個嘛，厄尼-格倫費爾德確實是個傻X。
[–]Lakerssnacktastic2 273 指標 8小時前
thibs kinda looks like the type tbh
實話說，錫伯杜看著就像好這口的主。
[–]ColdWorldGotHotter 1256 指標 8小時前
“And he wants them to play 40 minutes immediately”
“而且錫伯杜想要他們立馬就能出場40分鐘。”
[–]LakersSweaty_LeBron 209 指標 8小時前
ICE ICE ICE
冰他冰他冰他！[譯註3]
[譯註3]錫伯杜多次大喊ICE（夾擊擋拆持球人逼他走底線的戰術），成為了一個梗。
[–][LAL] Kyle KuzmaTheOriginalElTigre 1481 指標 8小時前
Minnesota wants the rights to Zaire Wade
所以森林狼是想要韋德大兒子Zaire Wade的簽約權。
[–][OKC] Russell WestbrookSwish4141 195 指標 8小時前
Yeah that's not worth it, that's a lot of kids. At least one of them has to have all-star potential.
所以這交易不值得做啊，這涉及到一大堆孩子呢，他們裡至少也得有一個全明星潛質的吧。
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