Kawaii Leonard fan-sign at Vancouver
位于温哥华的伦纳德粉丝应援牌
[–][CLE] LeBron JamesSunnytheFlameKing 3178 指標 1 天前
[–]TimberwolvesThurlian 438 指標 1 天前
How come he look like Riley from The Boondocks
他怎么看起来有点像《乡下人》里的莱利。
[–]Raptorskiteleven 529 指標 1 天前
Hilarious. What's the back-story on this?
猛龙球迷：哈哈哈笑死我了，这图背后有啥故事？（回复一楼）
[–]Raptorsanthle21 1851 指標 1 天前
The story is we lost our place in God's light.
这背后的故事就是上帝的荣光将不再照耀我们了（这图太也反人类了吧）。
[–][ORL] Aaron Gordonjordan0085 246 指標 1 天前
God him/her self drew this. If anything we’re more in god’s light than ever before.
这是上帝他/她老人家自己画的，所以我们应该是离上帝的荣光更近了一步。
[–]Bullskevinzhao860 126 指標 1 天前
Dude with the PC gender neutral comment.
你这为了政治正确都使用性别中立的代词来指代上帝了，他老人家的雨露可沾不到你喽。
[–][SAS] Tim Duncana_silly_monkey 171 指標 1 天前
I’m actually more of a fan of this one
马刺球迷：我更喜欢这一张~
[–]poppopboogie 1464 指標 1 天前
Gets better the more I stare at it..
怎么回事，这图（主楼）我好像越看越顺眼了……
[–]WarriorsWickedFierce1 900 指標 1 天前
[–]Bulls TankwagonVetroxity 388 指標 1 天前
delete this
我去，赶紧删了它！
[–]Spurstheturbothot 330 指標 1 天前
“NANI!!?!”
Anyone kawhi steals the ball from
“纳尼？”
——来自被伦纳德抢断的每个球员。
[–]Raptorssay-less 186 指標 1 天前
i wonder why they named him Kawhi
猛龙球迷：我在想为什么伦纳德的父母会给伦纳德取名叫“卡哇伊”？
[–]Raptors13_Thieves 1357 指標 1 天前*
I-it's not like I w-want to play for you or anything..b-baka
-Kawhi Leonard
猛龙球迷：伦纳德机器人卡带：“这这不是因为我我我想为你们打球什么的，逼-巴卡……”
[–]smarf4mvp 369 指標 1 天前
he’s not a robot he’s just tsundere okay
他才不是机器人呢，他只是傲娇好吗。
[–]Wizardslfry610 1013 指標 1 天前
Kawhi is def an otaku:
- awkward/poor social skills
- never see him outside of work
- haven't heard of him having a gf
- can't confirm or deny whether or not he owns an anime body pillow
伦纳德绝逼是一个肥宅：
- 缺乏社交技能
- 除了工作之外，从来没有在其他地方见过他
- 没听说过他有个女朋友啥的
- 既不能确定也不能否认他是否拥有一个等身动漫抱枕
Honestly the only points against would be his athleticism and gainful employment
港真，反对这个猜想的论据只有他的运动能力和他的那份能赚大钱的工作。
[–]Grizzliesaksumighty 168 指標 1 天前
The job is a major strike against him, but I'll forgive if he shouts out Golden Boy or Dirty Pair.
他的工作其实对他的肥宅属性是个很大的回击。但是如果他能大声喊出《漂泊的流浪小子》或者《搞怪拍档》的话，我就原谅他了。
[–]Lovecraftenberg 143 指標 1 天前
Next thing you know he gets hit by a truck and is sent to another world.
"I was a professional basketball player but now I have to fight the demon lord?!"
然后他就被一辆大卡车撞倒，转世到另一个世界。
“我曾是一个职业篮球运动员，但是现在我必须打败恶魔之主？”
[–]macbook_amateur 53 指標 1 天前
He actually does have a girlfriend, in fact they have a daughter together. (I recently found out about this too): https://heavy.com/sports/2018/07/kishele-shipley/
他其实是有女朋友的，事实上他们还育有一个女儿，我也是最近才知道的。链接戳我
[–]LakersBaitMasterJeff 91 指標 23小時前
She Is Extremely Private & Doesn’t Have Public-Facing Social Media Accounts
Let's write a whole article about her and put it on the internet.
（链接文章里第一条重点）“她非常注重隐私，没有任何面向公众的社交媒体账号”
湖人球迷：太好了，让我们写整整一长篇关于她的文章然后发到网上去吧！不用问，我就是魔鬼。
[–]76ersmarsher46 558 指標 1 天前
The FIRST home game he has that's not in Texas and we get this
这是他第一场不在德州的主场比赛，然后咱就看到了这个……
[–]RaptorsRykill87 208 指標 1 天前
That’s not even in an nba city
猛龙球迷：这（温哥华）甚至不是一座NBA城市啊。
[–]Grizzliesaksumighty 120 指標 1 天前
it's an NBA city, just don't have a team
灰熊球迷：这是一座NBA城市，只是没有一支球队而已。（1995年至2001年，灰熊主场为温哥华）
[–]Vancouver Grizzliescarnifex2005 86 指標 1 天前
Apparently for good reason. Now I understand.
温哥华灰熊队球迷：我温被剥夺了球队显然是有正当理由的，现在我明白了。
[–]CelticsJaydadCTatumThe1st 233 指標 1 天前
This is so quintessentially Vancouver, I love it
这应援牌也太温哥华了，我爱死它了。
Kawhi Leonard's first bucket as a Raptor
伦纳德身为猛龙球员的第一颗进球
[–]RaptorsTheOnlyOneWhoKnows 236 指標 1 天前*
First of many, hopefully.
猛龙球迷：希望这是以后众多进球中的第一个。
[–][SAS] Kawhi LeonardRedditThisBiatch 478 指標 1 天前
Every Raptor fan just nutted
马刺球迷：每一个猛龙球迷都高潮了。
[–]RaptorsSelfShine 108 指標 1 天前
we collectively did
猛龙球迷：是的，我们集体迸发了精华。
[–]Spursdrdissonance 118 指標 1 天前*
I loved Kawhi. His game was everything the spurs stand for. Amazing defense, fundamental offense. This is honestly the most upset I've felt since the whole fiasco started.
I just wish we knew what went wrong.
马刺球迷：我爱伦纳德，他的比赛就是马刺的精髓，完美的防守，扎实的进攻。自从这出闹剧开始以来，看到这粒进球真的是最让我难受的一次了。
我现在只希望我们能够知道到底哪里出错了。
[–][SAS] Manu Ginobilikklkktlg 119 指標 1 天前
God I missed his midrange so much
马刺球迷：天哪，我太想念他的中距离跳投了。
[–]Raptorsdreamex 84 指標 1 天前
Ur gonna still get that with great guy DeMar
猛龙球迷：没事，你们还有大好人德罗赞呢，中距离不会少的
[–]RocketsLowKeyE0915 278 指標 1 天前
Toronto, you have fucking Kawhi. You can clearly see his presence defensively with how timid everyone on offense is with him. He shuts down those passing lanes other. Even though he’s a little winded right now and still learning the system, he seems to still be a plus. I can see you guys going all the way if he returns to form.
火箭球迷：多伦多，你们tm得到的可是伦纳德啊。他在防守端的存在感实在是太强了，面对他的防守时，进攻方总是畏手畏脚的，他直接锁死了进攻方的传球路线。尽管他现在有点喘，还在学习融入新体系，但他仍然是球队场上的正资产。等到他完全步入正轨时，我可以想象你龙一路凯歌。
[–]BlackLukaDoncic 1196 指標 1 天前
still can't believe the Raptors replaced DeRozan with Kawhi Leonard.
我依然无法相信猛龙居然用伦纳德替换了德罗赞。
[–]klawhileonard 776 指標 1 天前
And got Lebron to leave the conference. Raps in a position to make a huge run this year
而且逼得詹姆斯离开了东部，猛龙今年可以搞一波大事啊。
[–]Trail BlazersnotDAME 403 指標 1 天前
the raps got lebron to leave? Huh
开拓者球迷：猛龙【逼得】詹姆斯离开东部？？我咋不知道呢。
[–]RaptorsJohnnyFootballHero 581 指標 1 天前
we asked nicely
猛龙球迷：我们很有礼貌的请求勒布朗离开东部。
[–]klawhileonard 216 指標 1 天前
pls dad
“爸爸求求你了！”
[–]RaptorsMetaFlight 34 指標 1 天前
Honestly mad LeBron left now we have Kawhi.
猛龙球迷：我们现在有伦纳德了，而詹姆斯却走了，讲真，我挺来气的（没有复仇机会）。
[–]Trail BlazersnotDAME 105 指標 1 天前
all these eastern conference fans talkin shit like this now that lebron is gone. they were quiet when he was there
开拓者球迷：现在詹姆斯离开东部了，东部球队的这些球迷就开始出来说些有的没的了。詹姆斯还在东部的时候，他们可都安静地不要不要的。
[–]RaptorsTheOnlyOneWhoKnows 99 指標 1 天前
Watchu mean? Raptors fans were talking bare shit before we faced them in the playoffs last year.
猛龙球迷：说啥呢你？？咱猛龙球迷上赛季可没少喷垃圾话啊！我是说，在季后赛遇到詹姆斯之前……
Kawhi with the crossover and step back 2
伦纳德变向后撤步中投
[–]Vancouver GrizzliesHeroJC 206 指標 1 天前
Looks like a fun guy
温哥华灰熊球迷：这家伙看起来挺有趣的。[译注1]
[译注1][美国JRs之声]伦纳德魔性大笑遭网友疯狂调侃，他的诡异性格难道真是编程的产物？
[–]RaptorsTheSix_ 474 指標 1 天前
that was straight nasty
猛龙球迷：哇，这球骚出水了。
[–]WizardsFat314 154 指標 1 天前
Love how the commentator is still trying to stay on topic, but u can hear how his voice got a bit more hyped after that lol.
哈哈解说员在这球后依然试图继续讨论正题，但是你可以听出来他的声音变得更激动了哈哈。
[–]RaptorstherealAce 59 指標 1 天前
Bench reaction made me warm and fuzzy inside.
猛龙球迷：板凳席的反应让我感觉好暖好麻。
[–]RaptorsUterus_Punch 389 指標 1 天前*
Every time Kawhi touches the ball the crowd goes wild this is awesome
猛龙球迷：每当伦纳德触球，全场观众都燃起来了，太棒了。
[–][TOR] OG AnunobyN7Brendan 233 指標 1 天前
And this is just Van City, Toronto is going to go nuts with the love and energy
猛龙球迷：而这还只是温哥华，多伦多的爱意和能量能让全场观众彻底疯起来。
[–]RaptorsUterus_Punch 99 指標 1 天前
Yup, Toronto is going to be a whole other level
是的，多伦多的观众热情绝逼要更上一层楼啊。
[–][SAS] LaMarcus AldridgeSquandasNutCheese 165 指標 1 天前
This hurts to see :/
马刺球迷：看了心里苦啊。
[–]EGin2016 119 指標 1 天前
Is it healthy to cum this much
真心求问，我会不会精尽人亡啊？
[–][TOR] OG AnunobyN7Brendan 645 指標 1 天前
Not to overreact but we’re winning the championship
猛龙球迷：我不想小题大做哈，但是，今年总冠军是我龙的。
[–][TOR] OG AnunobyDeMVP_DeMar 151 指標 1 天前
Why you setting our exceptions so low?
猛龙球迷：你的期望值就这么低吗？？
[–][GSW] Uwe BlabLeBron_SHITS_ON_MJ 95 指標 1 天前
the Raptors are winning the superbowl
勇士球迷：猛龙将赢得今年的超级碗。
I’m i the only one who thought it was funny the whole team came to help Kawhi up!
只有我觉得猛龙全队都赶来扶起伦纳德很好玩嘛？
[–]Trail Blazers_Quetzalcoatlus_ 1801 指標 10小時前
The players were rushing to help him up, the bench went nuts whenever he scored, the crowd cheered anytime he did anything, and the announcers were just going on and on about how great he was. Lol. Canada is running a full court press to convince him to stay.
开拓者球迷：猛龙球员们都赶来扶他起身、替补席在每次他得分的时候陷入高潮、无论他干了啥全场观众都欢呼喝彩，然后解说员还在不停絮叨他是如何如何优秀哈哈哈。加拿大真是全员出动劝说他留下啊！
[–]KnicksAwkwardSmallTalkYes 752 指標 9小時前
Can't blame em, not only is he a top 5 player if healthy, they gave up perhaps the most beloved player in franchise history to get him.
尼克斯球迷：怪不得他们。伦纳德不光是联盟前五球星（如果健康的话），而且，猛龙为了得到他可是放弃了可能是队史最受爱戴的球员。
[–]Trail Blazers_Quetzalcoatlus_ 214 指標 9小時前
For sure. It's not a criticism, I just thought it was funny to watch and pick out all the little things everyone was doing to make him feel welcome.
开拓者球迷：那是当然。我不是在批评他们啊，我只是看到的时候觉得很搞笑，然后就摘选出几个所有人为了让他感到受欢迎而做出的小事罢了。
[–]NuggetsEricStoltz-MaskMorty 188 指標 8小時前
Now I just want the announcers to start complimenting Kawhi for doing mundane shit...
"Just look at the way he ties his shoes! Wonderful looping and efficiency right there!"
掘金球迷：我现在好想看到解说员因为一些日常小事而表扬伦纳德……
“哦看看伦纳德系的鞋带！！这结打得太完美了！太有效率了！”
[–]76ersk_15 111 指標 9小時前
hes also the most talented player to ever put on a raptor jersey and could be the guy to bring them a championship. the excitement is through the roof from top to bottom
伦纳德还是猛龙队史上天赋最出众的球员。他有可能给猛龙带来总冠军呢。整个球馆都充满了激动的气氛。
[–][GSW] JaVale McGeeashwinr136 333 指標 10小時前
It's like when you get a new car and you're hyper careful when parking
勇士球迷：这就好像你新买了一辆车，然后每次停车时都贼鸡儿小心。
[–]RaptorsPocky6 194 指標 10小時前
When his hands are so big you need multiple people to grab onto each hand
猛龙球迷：他的手掌实在是太大了，所以握手扶他起来时我们需要不止一个人。
[–]Pacersmooney2j 161 指標 9小時前
[–]NBAKAWHIZORO 539 指標 10小時前
Masai about to trade them all if they don’t help kawhi lol
要是他们不去帮忙，乌杰里能把他们一个个全交易走。
[–]Wizardsireddit270 150 指標 10小時前
I bet Masai already gave Kawhi his parking spot right in front of the arena
我打赌乌杰里绝逼已经给了伦纳德球馆正门口的停车位。
[–]yupbudlight25 211 指標 8小時前
Kawhi you will own Canada if you stay
伦伦，只要你留下，整个加拿大都是你的。
[–]LakersSeejayayy 212 指標 8小時前
Honestly, wouldn't mind Kawhi staying in Toronto. The only team in the east I can get behind and it kinda just works seeing him in a raps jersey.
湖人球迷：港真，如果伦纳德留在多伦多我真的不会介意。猛龙是我在东部支持的唯一球队，而且他穿猛龙球衣看起来也不赖嘛。
[–][CHI] Toni KukocDavin998 159 指標 8小時前
Along with the claw nickname it really just works.
再加上他“爪子”的外号，简直不要太合适（猛龙）。
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