1
Ladybro: Want to take a funny face selfie?
You: Sure!
閨蜜:我們來一張搞怪自拍吧?
你:吼哇吼哇!
2
Boyfriend: I know you're on your period, so I got you a chocolate bar... DEAR GOD WOMAN!
You: What?
男票:我知道你來了大姨媽,所以我貼心地給你帶了一大塊巧克力…… 額滴個親孃啊!
你:咋了?
3
She slept restfully, knowing her trusty alarm would wake her in the morning...
你是不是也經歷過這種囧事?晚上設定好鬧鐘,心滿意足地睡去,期待著第二天在清晨的陽光和精心挑選的舒緩音樂中優雅地醒來,結果……
4
Haha, yeah! Woo, parties rock. Okay...
OH! IS THAT MY SONG?!
本來掛著高冷的微笑遊離在狂歡人群之外,感覺自己遺世獨立,卻突然聽到了自己最愛的歌……
5
Girl: Honey I'm sick.
(Knock, knock)
Boyfriend: Sorry I'm late (with a backpack of games and movies, honey tea, fuzzy blanket, electric blanket, hot soup and cold/flu medicine).
我也好想要一個在我生病時只要一個電話,就立即送來感冒藥、熱湯、蜂蜜茶、毛毯、電熱毯和我喜歡的電影光盤的二十四孝好男友啊!!然鵝……
6
What a man looks like in the eyes of his girlfriend...
據說,如果一個男人真的陷入了愛情,那麼他在愛人面前一定像一個小孩子。
7
清晨公司的茶水間……
Normal: Nothing like a mug of stress relief tea to keep me going!
You: ......
充滿幹勁的同事:“沒有什麼比一杯減壓茶更能讓我開啟元氣滿滿的一天啦!”
拿火柴棍撐著眼皮的你:“……”
8
People think I'm an excellent student because I'm always taking notes...
Little do they know...
別人都認為我是個學霸,因為我上課時總在認真記筆記。
但他們不知道的是……
9
The two sides of high waisted pants: fashion and... freedom.
解開高腰牛仔褲放鬆小肚腩的瞬間:舒——服——!
10
You: OMG, woman I'm dying! It's so hot! Where have you ever been?
葛優癱的你:嗷嗷嗷我快要熱炸了!你一整天跑來跑去的在幹嘛?
Your beautiful roomie: Oh, you know, went to the gym, worked a few hours, read up on current events, visited the local farm and picked produce, caught 20 or so Pokemon, and now I'm going on a hike.
你的女神室友:哦,你知道的,先去泡了健身房,再工作幾小時,又讀了近期的社會新聞,然後去咱們這兒的農場摘了點兒菜,還在路上捉了20多個小精靈,現在我準備去遠足了。
(……真是萬箭穿心啊)
看完這套萌萌的英文漫畫,你有沒有從中看見那個人前光鮮人後頹廢、有時神經病有時又有點喪、偶爾掉鏈子但依然真誠耿直又對生活充滿熱情的自己呢~?
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