每天的睡前總結都是：不能再這樣下去了啊
——然後先睡醒再說。
Every day's bedtime summary is: can't go on like this
——Then go to bed first.
現在網絡經常給我製造一種假象：全世界的人都非常有錢，就我沒有。
Now the Internet often gives me a false impression: people all over the world are very rich, but I don't.
我的小侄子非常喜歡奧特曼，他的夢想是長大後辦一所學校教大家分辨奧特曼。
My little nephew likes Altman very much. His dream is to run a school when he grows up to teach you how to distinguish Altman.
我對生活沒有什麼想法，希望生活也別對我另有所圖。
I don't have any idea about life. I hope life doesn't have any other plans for me.
在每一個自我崩潰的深夜，發現自己其實還是毫無長進。
In the middle of every night of self collapse, I find that I have no progress in fact.
有一天，小丑在表演，觀眾席上有一對情侶吵架了，小丑走了過來，做了很多搞怪的動作逗女孩開心，最後女孩笑了。
小丑表演完了，坐在梳妝檯前眼淚掉了下來：＂你是我曾經的寶貝，我怎麼會捨得讓你哭。〃女孩躲在後面哭：＂我是你曾經的寶貝，怎麼可能會認不出你。〃
One day, the clown was performing. There was a couple quarreling in the audience. The clown came over and did many funny actions to make the girl happy. At last, the girl laughed.
After the clown's performance, he sat in front of the dressing table and cried: "you are my once treasure. How can I let you cry. "Girl hiding behind crying:" I was once your baby, how could not recognize you. "
擅自抱有期待，大概是毀掉一段關係的前奏吧。
It's a prelude to destroying a relationship to expect something without permission.
幹不完的活，睡不夠的覺，喂不胖的錢包，買不起的貂，半輩子就掙了一兩個億，一個失憶，一個回憶。
I can't finish my work, sleep enough, feed my fat wallet, and buy mink. I earned 200 million yuan in half my life, one lost memory and one memory.
有時候，失望到一定程度後，反而會開出一朵花來，那朵花的名字叫，無所謂。所以任何的安慰，都沒有自己看得透徹來得有效。
Sometimes, disappointed to a certain extent, it will open a flower, that flower's name is indifferent.So any comfort is ineffective unless you want to understand it
【圖片來源：插畫師Jaroslaw Danilenko】
