春眠不觉晓，“困”境挡不了。
困难不一定让你倒下，但困意一定能让你趴下。
是时候用辩证的方法搬出自己的爱睡觉理由了！
看看俄罗斯英文老师Landysh这组“爱睡觉的人”，里面每一句话都很有道理呢。
1
I could be a morning person if morning happened around noon.
如果早晨在中午时分来临，我就可以是个早起的人。
2
Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
梦想决定未来。所以，再多睡会吧~
* dream既指睡梦，又指梦想，一语双关
3
I have decided to take exercising more seriously.
Today I move to the left. Tomorrow I go right.
我决定了要好好运动。今天往左边移动，明天就往右边动动吧。
4
I am really good at sleeping, I could do it with my eyes closed.
我特别擅长睡觉，我闭上眼睛都可以。
5
A Haiku about out of bed: No no no no no no no no no no no no.
从床上起来时念的一句话是“不要、不要、不要……”
6
Man, time really flies when you take two naps a day.
哎哎，睡两个午觉一天就过去了。
7
Damn right I’m good in bed. I can stay there all day.
对我来说床上最爽了！我能躺在床上一整天！
8
clinomania (n.) excessive desire to stay in bed
恋床癖：名词，极度渴望呆在床上
9
Happiness in …not having to set alarm for the next day.
幸福就是不用为明天设定闹钟。
10
Newton’s 1st law: A body at rest, wants to stay at rest.
惯性的法则：沉睡的身体想要这样睡下去。
11
Not a morning person.
我不是能早起的人。
12
Today will be one of those days that even my coffee will need a coffee.
今天如果不一杯接着一杯喝咖啡就会特别困。
13
I want to sleep forever.
我想永远地睡下去。
14
Am I the only one who calculates how much sleep I can get before going to bed?
是不是只有我一个人在睡前会算一下能够睡多久?
15
I want to sleep all the time.
无论何时都想要睡觉。
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