[Wojnarowski] All-Star Jimmy Butler participated in Minnesota's practice, a session that included him verbally challenging teammates, coaches and front office, league sources told ESPN. Butler was vociferous and emotional at times, targeting Thibodeau/Layden/Towns/Wiggins. Story soon on ESPN.
Woj：聯盟消息源告知ESPN，在森林狼的訓練賽中，全明星球員吉米-巴特勒言語挑釁了隊友、教練和制服組。針對錫伯杜/總經理萊登/唐斯/威金斯，巴特勒數次情緒激動並大喊大叫。ESPN稍後會跟進故事詳情。
[Wojnarowski] At one point in a scrimmage, sources said, Butler turned to GM Scott Layden and screamed, "You (bleeping) need me. You can't win without me." Butler left teammates and coaches largely speechless. He dominated the gym in every way. Jimmy's back.
Woj：消息源透露，在森林狼本次隊內訓練賽的某個時刻，巴特勒曾轉向總經理斯科特-萊登並大喊“你特麼需要我。沒我你根本贏不了。”巴特勒讓大多數隊友和教練組成員啞口無言。他完全徹底地統治了全場。巴特勒回來了。
[HeatBeat] From @DarthAmin on @ESPN's The Jump: "@JimmyButler took the third-string and beat the starters in a scrimmage."
據ESPN的The Jump節目的Darth Amin透露，巴特勒在隊內訓練賽中帶領第三陣容擊敗了球隊首發。
注：欲瞭解外國網友針對巴特勒接受ESPN採訪的相關討論，敬請關注明天的美國JRs之聲。
[–]itzReborn 317 指標 4小時前
Let’s get ready to rumble!!!!!
準備好開始大戰吧！！！！！[譯註1]
[譯註1]著名拳擊賽開場介紹員Michael Buffer的經典解說詞。已被註冊為商標。
[–]Rocketsturtlechef 603 指標 4小時前
I fucking love everything about this drama
我特麼真是愛死這臺戲的每一分每一秒了。
[–][ORL] Terrence Rossandrew2018022 1660 指標 4小時前
The NBA screenwriters deserve a raise for this
NBA的編劇老哥們這也太秀了，該漲工資了啊。
[–]RocketsCWG4BF 1012 指標 4小時前*
And so was born the great NBA copypasta of 2018.
2018年NBA最強刷屏梗就此誕生。
[–][PHI] Allen IversonKingPZe 406 指標 4小時前
So many memes this year. From fucking squads to booms
今年的梗實在是太多了，從“真特麼像樣”到“咣嘰給我炸了一下”[譯註1]。
[譯註1]：詳見《[美國JRs之聲]騎士大換血起死回生上下一心，美JRs興奮不已將全隊YY成同人小說》和《[美國JRs之聲]詹姆斯曾盛讚隔扣自己的塔特姆並關注其Ins，連說四遍“他太棒了！”》
[–]Lakers BandwagonPENIS__FINGERS 1316 指標 4小時前
I know its unpopular in this sub but I fucking love this shit lmao thank god for Jimmy. JIMMYS BACK
湖人球迷：我知道我這不是論壇上的主流觀點，但我太愛看這破事了哈哈哈，簡直謝天謝地謝巴特勒。巴特勒歸！來！了！
[–][LAL] Kobe Bryantnini1423 296 指標 4小時前
LMAO I love Jimmy so much
笑死我了哈哈哈哈哈我愛死巴特勒了。
[–]76ersKhal-Stevo 240 指標 4小時前
Seems like a great locker room presence and a guy I'd love to have around a young team!
76人球迷：聽上去像是更衣室鎮隊一寶，我絕對想要他帶領我們的年輕球員成長呢！手動滑稽。
[–][MIN] Zach LaVineEgonzos 546 指標 4小時前
Hey all I’m taking from this is our bench is STACKED.
森林狼球迷：哎哎哎，我從這條報道里的唯一收穫就是：我狼的陣容厚度屌！爆！了！
[–]ClippersMrtyAbril 491 指標 4小時前
This ain’t it chief
那老哥你錯了。
[–][OKC] Russell Westbrookmrpengo88 829 指標 4小時前
Do I like Jimmy now?
雷霆球迷：難道我已經喜歡上了巴特勒？
[–][PHI] Tony Wrotenank1613 1032 指標 4小時前
This is a fucking psycho move and I love it. I'm here for an unhinged Jimmy Butler on a rampage compelled by the ghost of Michael Jordan.
巴特勒這一步走得太瘋癲了，不過我很喜歡。我就等著看他被喬丹的鬼魂附體，失去理智然後大殺特殺了。
[–][OKC] Russell Westbrookmrpengo88 396 指標 4小時前
Can't wait for him to punch Wiggins in the face.
等不及看他揮拳暴打威金斯了。
[–][PHI] Tony Wrotenank1613 256 指標 4小時前
Have you ever had like a coworker go off on someone and you make that awkward eye contact with someone else in the room like "wow what is this situation I'm in right now..." but it's too awkward to say a word.
你有沒有過這樣的經歷？你的一個同事突然對某人大發雷霆，你尷尬地和房間裡的其他人交換眼神，心想“我去，現在我是處在什麼情況啊……”但這時要是出聲說話就太尬了。
I have to imagine Andrew Wiggins and and Karl Towns are literally doing that right now x1000 as Butler is like throwing chairs and screaming in the background.
我腦海裡全是威金斯和唐斯如此反應的樣子，但是要嚴重個一千倍。而巴特勒則在背景裡大喊大叫、亂扔椅子。
[–]Spursstevntiny 3003 指標 4小時前
You’re right we can’t win without you which is why we will not trade you.
-Thibs
你是對的，我們缺了你贏不了，所以我們不會交易你。——錫伯杜
[–]Timberwolvesygduf 711 指標 3小時前
Hope he's prepared to average 48min/game.
希望巴特勒準備好場均打48分鐘了。
[–]Squalor- 233 指標 2小時前
If he dies, he dies.
Also Thibs
錫伯杜還表示：“若真就此揮別人世，豈乃死得其所。”
[–]RaptorsA_Dachshund 227 指標 3小時前
It's going to be over 48 min/game. If a game ever goes to over time he might bring it up to 49 min/game.
巴特勒的場均出場時間會超過48分鐘的。要是有比賽被拖進加時，那巴特勒說不定能把數據提升到場均49分鐘。
[–]RaptorsJamesHar_en 3781 指標 4小時前
Woj is writing a fanfic holy
我滴娘啊，Woj這是在寫同人小說啊。
[–][MIN] Andrew WigginsEl_Flappo 5751 指標 4小時前
The pastas just write themselves sometimes
有時，梗不需我們的撰寫，而是自己生根發芽。
[–][DAL] Nick Van Exelglansberg_stephen 2250 指標 4小時前*
[Wojnarowski] At one point in a scrimmage, sources said, Zhou Qi turned to GM Daryl Morey and screamed, "你他媽的需要我你沒有勝利." Zhou left teammates and coaches largely speechless. He dominated the gym in every way. Zhou's back.
獨行俠球迷：（仿寫標題）【Woj】消息源透露，在一場火箭隊內訓練賽中，周琦曾轉向總經理達雷爾-莫雷並大喊“你他媽的需要我你沒有勝利。[譯註2]”周琦讓大多數隊友和教練組成員啞口無言。他完完全全徹徹底底了主宰了球場。周琦歸來了。
[譯註2]：引號內的話原文即為中文，可能是reddit網友機翻得到。
[–]LakersDeadToWrites 268 指標 4小時前
This would work equally well with that Chinese center you guys have that scored 1 point lmfa
湖人球迷：哈哈哈哈你還非得插入周琦嘛，這梗用在你俠那個得到1分的中國中鋒上效果也一樣好啊。
[–][MIA] LeBron Jamesnewhampshiresmash 744 指標 4小時前
I can’t wait for the smut chapter
這小說什麼時候寫到激情戲啊，我已經慾火難耐了。
[–]HornetsKeepItRealTV 839 指標 4小時前
"You fucking need me...", Jimmy whispered softly in his ear.
“你特麼的需要我……”巴特勒在他的耳邊輕聲呢喃著。
[–]LakersLaker_Fan69 319 指標 4小時前
Thibs softly replies “We need each other...”
錫伯杜同樣輕柔地回應：“我們彼此需要……”
[–][GSW] Stephen Currythesnacks 265 指標 4小時前
Foreplay for a full 48 minutes, maybe even overtime.
前戲做滿48分鐘，甚至還有可能加時調情。
[–]Bullsnigelfitz 468 指標 4小時前
I WANT VIDEO! Fuck putting Wolves games on National TV. Run this shit instead. I'd watch it weekly.
我想看！視！頻！去特麼的全國直播森林狼的比賽。快播這玩意兒啊！我絕對週週都追。
[–]76ersCharlieKellyKapowski 382 指標 4小時前
What were the 2nd stringers doing
我想知道，三隊把首發贏了，那第二陣容幹啥呢?
[–]CavaliersTokenAG 562 指標 3小時前
Not getting buckets apparently.
顯然不是在砍分唄。[譯註3]
[譯註3]get buckets，巴特勒的個人標籤之一。
[–]HonkyGrandmaBTrippin 180 指標 2小時前
Lol Jimmys killing it. He gets to shit on the team he hates while also driving down his value forcing Minnesota to make a deal for less assets because he’s such a “diva”
If you guys don’t think Jimmy (and “the anonymous GM”) aren’t using leverage to force minny to make a more reasonable trade than your dumb
#freejimmy
哈哈巴特勒太狠了。他在埋汰自己痛恨的球隊的同時還降低了自己的交易價值，逼迫森林狼接受更低的報價把他交易走，因為他這麼做會讓別的球隊覺得自己很“戲精”。
稍微有點腦子的人都看得出來，巴特勒（還有所謂的“匿名球隊經理”）是在利用手中的籌碼給森林狼施壓，迫使他們達成一筆更講道理的交易。
快把巴特勒放出來吧！
[–]ThunderNeverEnoughDogs 295 指標 3小時前
Honestly this probably ups his trade value. Some team will get the idea of a pissed off (more than usual) Butler who wants to destroy everything and think it's the right piece.
雷霆球迷：實話說，這大概會提升他的交易價值。一些球隊會通過這件事看到一個暴怒（超過平時）的而且還想摧毀一切的巴特勒，他們可能覺得這才是球隊所需的燃料。
[–]ArizonaMildCats 2517 指標 4小時前
I’m all for Jimmy carrying the wolves to a championship out of spite and then keeping the trophy at his house and having a solo parade where he has a mic cussing out every member of the team and organization
我超級想看巴特勒為了噁心膈應森林狼而帶他們拿下總冠軍，然後把冠軍獎盃鎖在自己家裡，一個人進行冠軍*河蟹*，手裡拿著麥克風，把球隊全體成員和管理層都用髒話噴了個遍。
[–]Thiswasmy8thchoice 976 指標 4小時前
As a wolves fan, I accept this timeline
森林狼球迷：作為一名森林狼球迷，我覺得可以。
[–]Timberwolveslanternking 1118 指標 4小時前
hahahahaha wtf are we doing
森林狼球迷：哈哈哈哈我們這是鬧啥呢。
[–]TimberwolvesLvl99Cheerio 173 指標 4小時前
I fucking love watching our dumpster fire of a franchise be entertainment for everyone else lmao
森林狼球迷：我還挺特麼喜歡看亂成一鍋粥的我狼讓其他所有人眉開眼笑的，哈哈哈哈。
[–]Lakersso-cal_kid 1971 指標 4小時前
Lol if this is true Jimmy is both an asshole and a baller
哈哈這事要是真的，那巴特勒就是又混球又有種。
[–][HOU] Hakeem Olajuwonkyotofly 177 指標 4小時前
Maybe he’s an asshole to his team cuz he can do this to them with nobodies?
火箭球迷：可能巴特勒的混球是針對球隊的？畢竟他帶著一群無名小卒也能在球隊頭上拉屎？
[–]Pistonsno1careskid 807 指標 4小時前*
ts the type of competitiveness and pure will that is missing from todays brand of nba imo. glad to see someone get it back
在我看來，巴特勒所展示的正是今日NBA所缺少的競爭意識和純粹的精神。我很高興有人喚回了這些品質。
[–]WigginsMVP 549 指標 4小時前
I'd pay $100 to get a tape of this practice. It would be waaayyy more entertaining than the past 2 finals
我願意花100美元買一盤這場訓練賽的錄像帶。這絕對比過去兩屆總決賽好看得多得多得多了。
[–]Lakershesbetterinavacuum 2430 指標 4小時前
that's alpha as fuck lol
這純爺們的一X哈哈哈。
[–]KnicksThePassionOfKristaps 123 指標 4小時前
Butler being possessed by the spirit of MJ lol. Except MJ doesn't need to care about his brand so he's pulling stupid shit like talking shit to the GM, fucking KAT's girl (allegedly) and all kinds of shit. Next thing you know Butler's off the Henny on opening night
哈哈巴特勒簡直喬丹靈魂附體。唯一的區別是巴特勒不需要在乎自己的形象，所以他會向球隊總經理噴各種愚蠢的垃圾話，上了唐斯的馬子（傳言如此哈），還會搞出其他各種類似的事。巴特勒的下一條新聞會是在揭幕戰上酩酊大醉地出現。
[–]BullsMundaneInternetGuy 660 指標 3小時前
Holy shit that's a straight up Michael Jordan move.
公牛球迷：臥了個槽，這舉動是很喬丹。
In Jordan`s rookie year, he came close to leaving practice after then-Bulls coach Kevin Loughery forced him to switch teams during a scrimmage. Same stakes, losers run extra. Jordan had led the White squad to a 7-2 lead in a game to 11 when Loughery put him on the Red team.
在喬丹的新秀年，公牛教練凱文-洛克裡曾強迫他在一次訓練賽中更換隊伍，而喬丹差點因此離場。賭注相同，輸球罰跑。在11分獲勝的比賽裡，喬丹已經帶領白隊以7-2領先了，這時洛克裡把他分到了紅隊。
Jordan protested vehemently, but Loughery prevailed. Like a man possessed, Jordan went on a tear and scored seven straight times in leading his team to an eventual 11-8 victory.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-xpm-1987-10-28-8703210383-story.html
喬丹情緒激動地抗議，但洛克裡佔了上風。然後喬丹像是瘋了一樣地開啟殺神模式連砍七分，最終帶領紅隊以11-8勝出。
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-xpm-1987-10-28-8703210383-story.html
[–]SweatyProgrammer 275 指標 2小時前
There are rumors that Jimmy is Jordan's son.
有流言說巴特勒是喬丹的私生子。
[–]76ersbetsyforhope 137 指標 2小時前
Have you ever seen Jordan with hair?
Straight up Jimmy clone
你見沒見過有頭髮的喬丹？
活脫脫就是克隆版的巴特勒。
[–]Rocketsrickypiedra 414 指標 4小時前
That's it, he's getting traded lmao, how would this team function in the regular season
火箭球迷：板上釘釘了，他要被交易走了哈哈哈，這支球隊在常規賽要怎麼運轉啊
[–]bombingwinger 332 指標 4小時前
By falling in line. If Jimmy can turn up and do whatever he wants then he's clearly the lead dog.
乖乖聽話叫爸爸就行。如果巴特勒能強勢迴歸併為所欲為，那他顯然就是那匹頭狼。
[–][BOS] Terry RozierT-RO12 2603 指標 4小時前
"Trade me you fucking midget"
“有本事你交易我啊！特麼的侏儒。”[譯註3]
[譯註3]喬丹曾在防守小蟲博格斯時噴出著名的“投啊你個侏儒！”垃圾話。
[–]Baydayz 131 指標 4小時前
This ruins any leverage the Wolves had. Teams now know that Jimmy won't work in Minny.
這一出毀掉了森林狼手上的全部籌碼。現在各隊都知道巴特勒拒絕跟森林狼合作了。
[–][CHI] Lauri Markkanenjordonkry 2147 指標 4小時前
Dude literally showed up to fucking harass everyone
JB現身就是單純為了特麼膈應所有人啊哈哈。
[–]Celticsgoofygoober2 946 指標 4小時前
he thinks he can turn off thibs with this bullying but it only makes him wanna keep jimmy even more
巴特勒以為這一通撒野能讓錫伯杜死心，但這隻會讓錫伯杜更想留住巴特勒了。
[–][GSW] Draymond GreenHrothgar822 433 指標 4小時前
Thibs is into BDSM confirmed.
錫伯杜是抖M受虐狂，坐實了。
[–][CLE] Collin SextonMeo280 376 指標 4小時前
This makes me love Jimmy now. So disrespectful.
這事讓我對巴特勒轉粉了。太大不敬了。
[–]CelticsBrad-Stevens 958 指標 4小時前
Lmao nice practice
笑壞我了，真是次精彩的訓練。
[–][OKC] Russell WestbrookAnti_Thon 204 指標 4小時前
This is probably how he is in every practice tho. It's just his leadership style.
不過巴特勒的每一次訓練大概都是這樣。這就是他的領導方式。
[–]jallain 1328 指標 4小時前
thats amazing, i bet he was going right at wiggs
這事太精彩了，我敢打賭他還在訓練中怒懟了威金斯。
[–]MavericksWesterlos 588 指標 4小時前
Wiggins probably making fun of Jimmy for not getting the contract he got.
威金斯大概在取笑巴特勒的合同不如自己大。
[–]SunsSchwalm 269 指標 4小時前
Jimmy trying to get Wiggins traded instead
巴特勒放棄尋求交易，轉而尋求把威金斯交易走。
[–]thebestjordan123 776 指標 4小時前*
Legit humiliated KAT and Wiggins
I’m here for it.
巴特勒結結實實羞辱了唐斯和威金斯。
我已備好瓜子板凳準備看戲。
[–]Blackmanwdaplan 396 指標 4小時前*
That's demoralizing to say the least. He literally backed up the shit he was talking! Let them know Jimmy
Edit: his trade value is confusing. He's a bad teammate but he's good as fuck
估計最起碼也是很傷唐斯和威金斯的士氣吧。巴特勒真的兌現了自己剛剛說過的垃圾話！巴特勒牛批，讓他們見識見識你的厲害。
補充：巴特勒的交易價值很迷。他既是個很爛的隊友，也是個強到爆炸的球員。
[–]Bullsjroades26 304 指標 4小時前
He’s not a bad teammate because he pushes people hard.
Imagine these pricks being teammates with Kobe or MJ.
就衝他催人奮進這點，他就並不是個很爛的隊友。
想象一下這群膿包和科比或喬丹一隊吧。
People called MJ a bad teammate but he was beloved by guys like Kerr because he pushed them to be the best version of themselves on the court. And that’s worth more than being “nice.”
人們說喬丹是糟糕的隊友，但他深受科爾等球員的喜愛，因為喬丹逼迫他們在場上傾盡全力拿出最好的表現，這比所謂“好好先生”更加可貴。
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