01
中國哪裡的姑娘最漂亮?
Where can you find the most beautiful girls in China?
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WeChat Moments
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02
請給出一句很有內涵的詩句
Please name a thought-provoking sentence from a poem.
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一懶眾衫小
Once lazy, all your clothes get smaller.
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03
如何理解“窮不是一種狀態”?
What's the meaning of 'poverty is not a certain situation'?
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窮是一種常態
It's the common situation.
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04
問世上不會游泳的動物是?
What animals on earth can not swim?
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媳婦和媽
Your wife and your mother.
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05
如果被車撞飛10米遠,
爬起來之後說什麼最帥?
What is the coolest thing to say after you got hit by a car and managed to stand up again?
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下一輛
Next!
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06
媽,我是你的什麼?
Mother, what am I to you?
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媽的智障
My karma.
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07
為什麼前女友還會一直關注我呢?
What could be the reason that my ex still follows me on social networks?
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知道你過得不好我也就放心了
Knowing that you still mess everything up makes my day.
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08
為什麼打群架的時候
普遍會脫掉上衣?
Why do people usually take off their clothes when starting a gang fight?
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假如脫掉褲子的話
總覺得有哪裡不對,氣氛怪怪的
Because it would be weird to take off your pants.
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09
怎麼反駁“你行你上啊”的邏輯?
How should I respond to 'You can you up'?
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我評論個雞蛋不好吃,還得自己下個蛋啊?
So I need to lay an egg to criticize an egg's flavor?
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10
如何一個月減肥40斤?
By what means can I lose 20 kilograms in a month?
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截肢
Amputation.
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11
怎樣含蓄地表達
「我已經被收買了」
How can I subtly suggest that I've been compromised?
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我說句公道話……
Let me say this impartially...
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12
為什麼你長痘痘?
Why do you have pimples?
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因為我可愛得冒泡
Because I'm just bubble-bubbly cute.
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13
打雷的時候關窗戶有用嗎?
Does it work to close the window when it's thundering outside?
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沒用的,我試過了
關了窗雷一樣在打
No, it won't. I've tried.
It was still thundering outside after I closed the window.
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14
你見過哪些概率極小極小的事件?
What extremly-small-probability event have you witnessed?
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20道完形填空,全錯
Done a cloze test of 20 questions
with 0 answer right.
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15
妹子還書的時候夾了一張面巾紙
什麼意思?
What does a girl mean when she return your book but with a facial tissue in it?
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說明你對人家有意思
This means you are paying extra attention to her.
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16
兩千元人民幣,想出國窮遊
可以去哪些國家?
To which country can I do a budget travel with 2,000 RMB?
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秦魯齊蜀韓鄭魏楚趙燕吳等等...
For example,
all the ancient countries that used to be China.
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17
想養一隻鸚鵡
教它說一些什麼話好?
I wanna keep a parrot as pet. What would be cool to teach it to say?
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救命,我被變成鸚鵡了!
Help!
They've turned me into a parrot!
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18
呆萌和腦殘的界限是?
What is the boundry between 'clumsy' and 'stupid'?
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和
the and
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19
為什麼女生有體香,而男生沒有?
Why do women give out sweet scent but men don't?
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化妝品醃入味了
The makeup is fermenting.
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20
男生說什麼話
女生會覺得很大氣?
What would be manly for a man to say in front of a girl?
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買
I'll pay.
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21
熱戀是一種怎樣的體驗?
How does it feel to love somebody insanely?
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兩個長得像豬一樣的人
還怕對方被搶走了。。
Two people who are on no aspect attractive worry about each other being stolen by someone else.
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22
有什麼讚揚讓你比較尷尬?
Is there any compliment that makes you awkward?
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人不可貌相啊
We really cannot judge a book by its cover, can we?
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23
你怎麼一個人逛街啊?
Why are you shopping all by yourself?
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半個人逛街我怕嚇著你
I fear it would scare you to death if I were shopping all by no one.
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24
單身兩年以上是什麼體驗?
How does it feel to be single for more than 2 years?
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單身22年
不知道你說的是哪兩年?
I've been single for 22 years.
Which 2 years are you suggesting?
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25
地球外面那一層叫什麼?
How do you call the outside layer of Earth?
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香飄飄奶茶
Xiang Piao Piao milk tea.
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26
要是在古代
姐的顏值能撐起整個青樓
Back in the ancient times, a face like mine can hold a whole brothel.
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你是說你長得像柱子嗎?
You mean you look like a pillar?
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27
很高興為你服務
I'm glad to be at your service.
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你高興得太早了
You'll find out you got glad too fast.
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28
北冥有魚,其名為鯤
Once in the northern sea, there was a fish and people called it Kun.
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眾人食之,完
And people ate it.
The end.
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29
媽,我能看電視嗎?
Mom, can I watch the television?
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當然可以啊,只要不打開就行
Of course you can, as long as it's turned off.
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30
你得揣摩出題人的意圖
You need to understand why they set this question in the first place.
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他想我死
They want me dead.
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31
你知道嗎?你最終會變成你討厭的人
You know what? You eventually become someone you loathe.
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借你吉言,我討厭有錢人
Thanks, I loathe people who are rich.
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32
國慶去北京旅遊有什麼好建議嗎?
Gonna be traveling in Beijing during the National Day vacation. Any suggestion?
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別去
Don't go.
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33
等我瘦了就回來找你
I'll come back for you when I get slim.
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如果你不想見我,其實可以直說
You can level with me if you don't want to see me.
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34
有史以來最偉大的虛構人物是誰?
Who is the greatest fictional character in history?
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別人家的小朋友
Someone else's child.
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35
你看看別人家的男朋友
都是吃女朋友吃剩下的飯!!!
Look at other girls' boyfriends. They eat their grilfriends' leftover.
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那你倒是給我剩點啊
Sounds as if you ever left any over.
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36
為什麼秀恩愛通常選擇在中午?
Why do people always show off their relationships at noon?
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因為早晚會有報應
Because sooner or later karma will come to them.
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37
請用一個詞來形容你的男朋友
Please use one word to describe your boyfriend.
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哪?
Where?
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38
被人追了怎麼拒絕?
How do I successfully reject someone who is pursuing me?
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接地卸妝
Remove your makeup, right now, right there.
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39
為了讓你好好學習,父母都給過你什麼?
What did your parents give you to make you study harder?
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這張臉
This face.
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40
參觀一個世界奇觀時
你最想了解哪些信息?
What do you want to know the most when you visit a World Wonder?
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這附近有什麼好吃的嗎?
What can I find to eat around there?
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41
我要如何才能顯得很高冷?
How can I look high-end and cool?
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搬去喜馬拉雅
Move to the Himalayas.
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42
為什麼有的男生追女生追到一半不追了?
Why do some boys give up half-way pursuing a girl?
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你倒是給個進度條啊
Why don't you display a progress bar?
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43
為什麼在洗完澡之後
有些人會覺得自己變漂亮了?
Why do some people find themselves prettier after they take a shower?
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腦子進水了
The brain has water damage.
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