LeBron James adds 10 armed security guards to home after celebrities targeted by team of burglars. The NBA has a security team also helping James.
在好莱坞明星们的豪宅被盗窃团伙盯上之后，勒布朗-詹姆斯为自己在洛杉矶的住宅增援了10名武装安保人员。NBA官方的一支安保队伍目前也在帮助詹姆斯。
虎扑10月4日讯 根据TMZ体育的报道，勒布朗-詹姆斯已经补充了他洛杉矶家的安保，雇佣了一队武装警卫在他家巡逻。
根据之前的报道，抢劫过很多洛杉矶名人住宅的犯罪嫌疑人已经被捕，他们之前已经盯上了詹姆斯的家。
TMZ体育方面被告知，詹姆斯非常重视此事，因为他家里有妻子和三个孩子。
消息人士透露，詹姆斯家里至少有10名武装警卫，这些人中包括一些不当值的警员，并且NBA的安全团队也涉及其中。
[–]Heatred_right_hand_ 2041 指標 9小時前
LeBron’s house is like one of the outposts in a Far Cry game
勒布朗的家这是成了游戏《孤岛惊魂》里的哨所啊。
[–]SunsSportsMasterGeneral 569 指標 9小時前
Better hide that random tiger cage then
那最好把老虎笼子藏起来。[译注1]
[译注1]在游戏《孤岛惊魂》中，敌人哨所内有时会出现关着老虎的笼子。玩家在攻占哨所时，可以将笼子打开，放出老虎对周围的敌人进行无差别攻击。
[–]LakersSomeGuyInSanJoseCa 118 指標 9小時前
Oh man, what if he had Flying Eagles to attack? I mean, I'm not worth hundreds of millions of dollars. But I was, I would damn sure have a few birds of prey on my side.
哎我去，詹姆斯有没有可能养着几条飞鹰攻击敌人？这个，我身价肯定到不了几个亿。但如果我真的家里有矿，我绝逼会整几只大鸟放在身边保卫自己的。[译注1]
[译注1]在游戏《孤岛惊魂：原始杀戮》中，玩家可以像操控无人机一样操控一只老鹰作为高空侦察和攻击敌人的工具。
[–]Cavaliersstormstalker 84 指標 6小時前
For real, this is what irks me about rich folks. Most of them just have no creativity when it comes to recklessly spending their money. What's the point of being rich if you aren't gonna do some crazy shit with it?
港真，这就是我对那些富翁们不爽的地方。他们中大多数人在肆意花钱方面都没啥创意。如果在花钱这方面都没啥大胆的想法，那你们整那么多的钱还有啥意义？
[–]LakersSomeGuyInSanJoseCa 185 指標 9小時前
That team of burglars could probably compete for the 7th spot in the East.
湖人球迷：那支盗窃团伙有可能争一争东部第七。
[–][PHI] Robert Covingtongulfwang 6410 指標 9小時前*
could that 11 man roster they make the playoffs in the East? they would be pretty good defensively
该十一人（10个保安+勒布朗）能不能打进东部的季后赛？防守应该不错。
[–]RareWar 4077 指標 9小時前*
Lebron and shooters... yeah probably
勒布朗+射(枪)手群……很有可能的哇。
[–][SAS] Danny GreenGee4442 458 指標 9小時前
Lebron needs more playmakers
马刺球迷：勒布朗需要的是更多的进攻组织者好吧！
[–]HawksThinkSoftware 454 指標 8小時前
Lebron can't win with those cats (burglars)
勒布朗带着这些阿猫阿狗（盗窃团伙）可赢不了球。
[–]AggravatingReturn 108 指標 7小時前
Them burglars good at avoiding fines and high steal percentage
那帮盗贼非常擅长逃避罚款和贡献高抢断（偷窃）率。
[–]SpursDopeez 2153 指標 8小時前
Michael Jeffrey Jordan would have ROBBED the burglars all by himself
（模仿第一詹黑Skip Bayless的语气）换成是迈克尔-杰弗里-乔丹，他光靠自己就能把那些盗贼反抢了！
[–]Cavaliersaresman 113 指標 7小時前
LET ME TELL YOU, he would NOT need NO ONE to protect him, he would personally handle the home invasion 1 vs 5 all ALONE, LeSoft is LeScared and that's why he will never even SNIFF the GOAT title
（继续模仿）你 们 给 我 听 好 了，乔丹根本就不需要任何人来保护自己，他完全单枪匹马1v5就可以应对入室劫匪了！勒软蛋就是勒害怕！这就是他为什么根本不可能触及历史第一人头衔！
[–]Lakers_cacho6L 778 指標 7小時前
Kobe would have been at their house ro*河蟹*g them at 3 am
湖人球迷：换成是科比，他会在凌晨3点洗劫盗窃团伙的家！
[–][POR] Ed Davis2drawnonward5 224 指標 6小時前
Magic would have caught them in the act, asked what the hell's going on, so friendly they would have told him. They'd sit on the couch to hash it out for half an hour and leave laughing. They'd give his stuff back but forget to put back stuff from the pockets. His wife woulda been piiiiissseddd when he told her in the morning.
换成是魔术师-约翰逊，他会在自己家把他们逮个正着后询问到底发生了什么事，语气特别友好可亲，以至于盗贼们全都招了。他们会一起坐在沙发上慢慢地聊上个半小时，化干戈为玉帛，然后盗贼们会笑着离开魔术师的家。当然啦，他们会把偷来的东西物归原主，却忘了把已经装进口袋的那部分归还。等到第二天早上魔术师给妻子讲述昨晚发生的情况时，他老婆会顿时气炸！
[–]Kittens4Brunch 155 指標 6小時前
Adam Silver would've fined him $100k for tempering.
然后肖华给魔术师开出10万美刀的罚单，原因是涉嫌诱拐。
[–][WAS] Moses Maloneburnerfret 3558 指標 9小時前
Apparently the burglars had already hit twenty-four houses in the area and had other major celebs on their list including Matt Damon and Viola Davis.
Can't wait for the movie.
“据报道，该盗窃团伙已经在那片区域洗劫了多达24间豪宅，并且下一步还打算进军其他几位带明星的住处，其中就包括了马特-达蒙和维奥拉-戴维斯的豪宅。”
等不及欣赏这部好莱坞大片了。
[–]RocketsHouston_sucks 1772 指標 9小時前
What does LAPD have to say about this? 24 houses of rich people robbed, I imagine heads fly in the department.
洛杉矶警局对此有什么表示吗？24间豪宅被盗，我觉得警察们都得忙得焦头烂额了吧。
[–]94savage 1262 指標 8小時前
Rich people have poor security. One time, some guy lived in Diddy or Nic Cage (forgot which one lol) house for an entire weekend and only got caught because he was dumb enough to stay there for the actual celeb to come back
富人的安保着实不够看。有一次，一个哥们在吹牛老爹或者尼古拉斯-凯奇（我记不清是哪一个人了）的豪宅里呆了整整一个周末。最后被逮也是因为他实在蠢得出奇，竟然一直呆到主人回家。
[–]Pelicansmnimatt 1155 指標 6小時前
How do you have it narrowed down to diddy or nick cage. such an odd pair
小老弟你是怎么把范围缩小到吹牛老爹【或者】尼古拉斯-凯奇的？这个组合有点太怪了吧。
[–]MagicDucksGoQuackQuack 154 指標 6小時前
pretty sure it was Nic Cage, and the story was Cage went to his fridge in the middle of the night to grab a chocolate popsicle (?) or something like that, and the guy was in his kitchen.
我记得是尼古拉斯-凯奇。故事情节是，凯奇那天晚上大半夜去冰箱里找巧克力冰棒或者是别的什么玩意，然后发现那个哥们就在厨房……
[–]Rocketsducthulhu 316 指標 6小時前
In the story you're thinking about, Nic Cage woke up and the man was in his bedroom (watching him sleep?).
"I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed... I know it sounds funny ... but it was horrifying."
哈哈其实故事是这样的：凯奇半夜醒了，发现那个男子就在他的卧室（盯着自己睡觉？）。凯奇回忆到：“我睁开眼睛，看到有个裸*男就站在我的床脚，穿着我的皮衣，一边还舔着融化着的奶糖……我知道这听上去有点搞笑……但当时简直吓死我了。”[译注3]
[译注2]2011年，演员尼古拉斯-凯奇在多伦多电影节上宣传自己的电影《非法入侵》（一部讲述富翁在家遭遇抢劫的电影）时接受采访，表示自己有过类似的经历：原帖链接戳我
[–][PHI] JaKarr SampsonChickenLiverNuts 162 指標 5小時前
what the shit lmao
sounds like an onion headline
76人球迷：哈哈哈哈你们发的都是啥玩意啊卧槽，笑死我了。
听上去就像洋葱新闻的头条。[译注4]
[译注4] 洋葱新闻是美国一家提供讽刺新闻的组织。它以报道讽刺性文章为特色，以真实新闻事件为蓝本，加工杜撰假新闻。虽然故事都是假的，却绝非胡编瞎造，而是用夸张的想象表达对世界观感，是另类的社会评论，因此有不少读者追捧。
[–]Knickskevinarod2 107 指標 9小時前
Security would be my first priority if I ever became a millionaire.
如果我有朝一日能成为百万富翁，安保绝对是我的重中之重。
[–]kawhiOS 167 指標 9小時前
easy decision when you’re closer to a billionaire.
詹姆斯相比百万富翁更接近（十）亿万富翁，那加强安保的决定就更简单了。
[–]76ersHOG_ZADDY 283 指標 8小時前
Not a rich celebrity but I have a security plan I pay like $25/mo for or some shit that includes a motion detector. Pretty shocking that a celebrity wouldn't have this basic shit.
我当然不是啥有钱的带明星，连我都有自己的安保计划，每个月大概25美元吧，包括运动探测器和别的玩意儿。竟然有名人连这些基本的防盗措施都不装，我挺震惊的。
[–][LAL] Kyle Kuzmayazalama 768 指標 8小時前
If these guys are pros your Vivint home security system probably won't cut it.
你的基础智能家用防盗系统在职业大盗面前可能不太够使啊兄弟。
[–]RocketsReeko_Htown 239 指標 8小時前
That’s not what my neighbors on Nextdoor said!!!!
什么？我Nextdoor里的邻居可不是这么告诉我的啊！！！[译注5]
[译注5] Nextdoor，是一家总部位于旧金山的社交网络服务公司，提供免费的社交平台，让住在同一社区的邻居们可以在线交流。
[–]SP05 85 指標 8小時前
But their houses are probably much bigger though, and lots of staff moving around too
是啊，名人们的房屋面积可能更大，而且各种安保人员和保姆什么的也是一直走来走去（不适合安装运动探测器）。
[–]Baconmazing 159 指標 8小時前
Or experienced, not your average burglars. Motion detectors stop people who don't know anything about burglary other than "steal item”, which is most.
而且有点经验的大盗都不会把那些基础防盗设施放在眼里的，我说的可不是一般小偷小摸的贼。动作探测器对那些除了“偷东西”之外对盗窃一窍不通的贼还有点用，而这些贼恰恰是大多数。
[–]CelticsTB12thMan 177 指標 8小時前*
Realistically, if they've pulled off 24, they probably have blueprints and already know the security systems. These guys are obviously professionals, you get caught after your first job if you aren't a good thief.
现实地讲，如果那些贼已经成功干了二十四票，那他们大抵已经手握这些豪宅的设计图，而且很可能对安保系统了如指掌。他们明显就是专业人士啊。如果你不是个出色的小偷，那你第一次犯事儿就会被抓进去。
edit: supposedly they're not professionals and only some 19 year old kids. Idiots, but props to them for fooling me into thinking highly of them.
编辑：日，据说他们就不是什么职业犯罪团伙，而是一帮十八九岁的小屁孩。一般蠢货呗就是，但还是要给他们鼓鼓掌，居然把老子忽悠得以为他们是什么专业人士。
[–]EricHangingOut 99 指標 6小時前
Basic security systems keep out thieves like dumb-ass junkies who break-in to suburban homes to steal whatever they can grab to pay for a fix.
基础安保系统可以阻挡那些因为犯了毒*瘾而闯入郊区房屋见什么拿什么只要能换点钱买毒的蠢货。
Your typical suburban home doesn't need to be concerned about keeping out professional burglars - they're not wasting time and risking prison to break-in to take your 3-year old plasma, $700 watch, and and your kid's framed 4th grade class photo.
各位普通的郊区住宅根本就不在职业盗贼的清单上，因为他们才不会浪费时间、冒着进号子的风险闯入你家偷走你已经用了三年的液晶电视、价值700美刀的手表还有你孩子四年级班级的合影。
[–][SAS] Danny GreenGee4442 337 指標 9小時前
Ocean's 24
这俨然“二十四罗汉”啊[译注6]
[译注6]美国网友模仿好莱坞著名偷盗诈骗系列电影”Ocean’s Eleven, Twelve, Thirteen“，《十一罗汉》，《十二罗汉》，《十三罗汉》为这个盗窃团伙起名。
[–]Spurseaglenation23 116 指標 8小時前
Damon Rob's himself, the perfect con
实际上，马特-达蒙抢的是自己家，完美的骗局。
[–]CavaliersnicklePie 178 指標 9小時前
That’s kind of unreal. Is mf Solid Snake ro*河蟹*g these people?
这新闻看上去有点不真实。是狗日的索利德-斯内克在打劫这些人吗？[译注7]
[译注7] Solid Snake，索利德-斯内克，是小岛秀夫创作的电子游戏《合金装备》系列中的主角。
[–]Timberwolvesygduf 106 指標 8小時前
not that I'm into ro*河蟹*g celebrities, but it's pretty easy to know when people of that stature are out of town. I think they also have relatively lax security a lot of times because when you have hundreds of millions it kinda just doesn't matter. And you live on this big estate, it's not like you feel your neighbors pressing in or see people walking on a sidewalk 30' from your front door.
我倒不是说我很懂打劫名人这一行当哈，但是，想要知道这些名人什么时候不在家还是很容易的。我觉得很多名人的安保措施可能也比较松散，因为当你钱多得数不清，可能你感觉也就挺无所谓了。而且他们可是住在面积超大的房屋里，你也感觉不到你的邻居偷摸往里瞅，你也看不到有人就在离你家大门没多远的人行道上走路。
[–]MavericksMysteriagant 86 指標 8小時前
but it's pretty easy to know when people of that stature are out of town
I read an article that said they basically just looked at social media to know when they were gone
“但想要知道这些名人什么时候不在家还是很容易的”
我之前读过一片文章，里面就是说盗贼们基本只需要看看明星社交媒体的更新状态就知道他们在不在家了。
[–]KnicksBirdGrammar 483 指標 8小時前
Imagine being able to afford paying 10 people's full time salaries.
想象下有能力付得起10个人的全职工资是怎样的体验。
[–]LakersApexualized 443 指標 6小時前*
Let's say LeBron is paying each armed guard $150,000 a year. That equates to $1,500,000 a year. This year he's set to make $35,654,150 with the Lakers. That $1,500,000 comes out to just 4% of LeBron's salary. Not including his endorsements and other financial holds, it sounds like a no brainer.
我们假设勒布朗给每位武装安保人员支付年薪15万美刀的工资，那加起来一年总共支付150万美刀。今年他在湖人拿到大约3565.4万美刀的工资，而这150万美刀才占了其中的4%。这我还没算他的广告代言收入和其他的金融资产，所以在安保方面出点血完全不用考虑啊。
Edit: Okay I get it. They're probably not being paid $150,000.
编辑：好吧都别再引用我了，我知道了，这些保安应该每年挣不到15万美刀。
[–]Heatkidjay76 354 指標 6小時前
Fuck I’m poor
玛德我咋这么穷呢。
[–]LakersApexualized 193 指標 6小時前
You rich in heart bby.
宝贝别哭，你有一颗富有的内心。
[–]Captin_Communist 97 指標 6小時前
Its more than 4% since he has to pay a pretty high tax rate on that 35 million. But yea endorsements help im sure.
其实在安保方面的支出还是超过4%了，因为勒布朗3500万美元的合同收入是要交税的。但是，对，确实，他还有商业代言收入呢。
[–]Cavalierseleven21 660 指標 9小時前
What if the armed security guards are really the burglars in disguise?
万一这10个武装保安就是伪装起来的贼呢？
[–]NuggetsRexIosue 512 指標 8小時前
Like that one episode of Spongebob where he hired a bodyguard to protect him against the Tattletale Strangler but his bodyguard is the Tattletale Strangler.
想起来《海绵宝宝》里那一集了。海绵宝宝因为害怕告密克星勒颈魔，就雇了个保镖来保护自己。结果他的保镖就是勒颈魔本魔。
[–]beebop222222 791 指標 8小時前
spoiler alert fuck
MLGB剧透狗⚠！
[–]MavericksVictorAkwaowo1 363 指標 9小時前
Hopefully one of those armed security guards are not named J.R Smith
希望这些保安里没有JR-史密斯吧。
[–]Sup3rTek 145 指標 8小時前
I did not know he was a thief. thought he was your friend came for visit
JR-史密斯：“我真不知道他是贼，我以为他是来拜访你的朋友呢。”
[–][OKC] Raymond FeltonDTttfu 1262 指標 9小時前
My house got broken into once and they just went thru all my shit and personal belongings. It’s one of the most sinking feelings when you know someone you don’t know has been in your house, touching your things, and rifling thru your shit.
我家之前就被偷过一次。贼把我所有的东西都翻了一遍，包括我的私人物品。这简直是最令人沮丧的感觉之一，你清清楚楚地知道某个你根本不认识的人进了你家，摸了你的东西，还翻遍了所有家当。
It sucks. I couldn’t go to sleep for weeks because I didn’t feel safe in my own house. I can’t even imagine hiring a full team of bodyguards to patrol my house, and I don’t even have a wife or children to keep safe like LeBron. People suck man.
这感觉糟透了，我持续好几周晚上无法入睡，因为我在自己家都没有安全感。我是想象不到雇佣一支安保队伍在自己的家里家外巡逻是什么感觉，而且我还不像勒布朗那样有媳妇有孩子需要照顾。有些人真的是超乎想象地差劲啊。
[–]Warriorsfuryousferret 491 指標 9小時前
Been there. When I lived in Oakland our home would get broken into about every 6 months, it was at a point where most of our valuables were in storage.
勇士球迷：我也经历过。之前我住在奥克兰，我家大概每六个月就会被偷一次，当时我们把绝大部分值钱的东西都放到了仓库里面。
We also had a home invasion when I was really young, and we had a string of home invasions / murders in the neighborhood I used to live in. These days I sleep with a gun within arms reach and have a pitbull. I'm paranoid af.
我特别小的时候还经历过一次入室抢劫，而且我家那片儿地出现过一系列的入室抢劫和谋杀案件。在那些不堪回首的日子里，我睡觉时手边都放着一把枪，还养了一只斗牛犬，成天特么胡思乱想。
I get in arguments all the time with coworkers that grew up in sheltered neighborhoods about having a gun, some legitimately believe the police can help in that situation. Even if you get to 911, whoever is inside still have 5-10 minutes to do whatever.
当时我总是和那些在安全环境下长大的同事们关于持*枪的问题争吵不休，因为他们认为警察完全可以提供帮助（没必要持枪）。事实上，就算你报了警，那在你家的小偷依然有5到10分钟可以为所欲为。
[–][MIN] Malik Sealyonken022 178 指標 7小時前*
I lived in Oakland for a summer when I had an internship in SF. Lived with a bunch of random dudes who put up a posting on Craigslist and had a great summer. I love Oakland, but one night my roommate and I stopped an attempted rape/robbery and it was one of the scariest moments of my life.
之前我找了份在旧金山的暑期实习，然后和一帮之前见都没见过的小火汁们住在奥克兰，我们是在Craigslist上找的合租。其实体验还不错，我度过了一个非常棒的暑假。我爱奥克兰，但我记得有一晚，我和我的室友阻止了一次企图强*奸/抢劫的事件，那简直就是我这一生里最吓人的时刻。
We were cooking dinner and heard a scream outside our door. I ran to the door and saw a guy slamming a woman’s face into the pavement while pulling off her pants and his own in the alley across the street. We screamed at him as we were unlocking our gate and the fucker took off with her purse before we could get there to subdue him.
我们当时正在准备晚饭，突然就听到门外传来一声尖叫。我跑去门口一看，对面巷子里有个男子一边将姑娘的脸往人行道上撞，一边脱姑娘和自己的裤子。而我们则一边开院子大门的锁一边朝着该男子大吼。在我们跑过去制服他之前，那个狗日的抢了姑娘的钱包跑掉了。
The saddest part was that this woman and her boyfriend could only access their door from the alley. I ran up to the door when she pointed out where she lived and her boyfriend was up there cooking with his headphones in so he couldn’t hear anything going on right outside his door. He was so crushed.
最令我伤心的是，姑娘和她男友只能通过这条小巷子回家。她给我指了指她家的门，我赶紧跑过去。结果，她男友正戴着耳机做饭呢，所以他根本就听不到家门口发生了啥。我跟姑娘男友说明情况之后，他简直崩溃得一批。
[–]Netsthebigticket2 85 指標 5小時前
good on you for stepping in like that. not everybody would do the same.
给老哥挺身而出点赞，不是所有人都能像你一样了。
[–]Warriorsricklegend 275 指標 8小時前
In east Oakland they have 30 min.
勇士球迷：如果住在奥克兰东边的话，你报警之后，入室劫匪还有30分钟的时间可以为所欲为（而不是5到10分钟）。
[–]Lakersmthrfkn 156 指標 7小時前
Bruh I live in Jack London, the damn Police HQ is blocks away and they still take an hour
老哥我跟你讲，我住在Jack London[译注8]，MLGB的警局总部就隔了几个街区而已，就这，警察还是花了了一个小时才赶到我家。
[译注8]Jack London，地处奥克兰市市中心区域。
[–]Warriorsricklegend 208 指標 7小時前
That' because they are busy fucking underage prostitutes while on the job.
勇士球迷：那是因为这些警察忙着在上班的点儿照顾未成年雏妓的生意呢呵呵。
[–]balsamicpork 111 指標 7小時前
Obviously they know their targets beforehand, but could you imagine if you enter a home to rob someone and you see someone that’s 6’8 and jacked. You’d shit yourself.
很明显这些劫匪早就盯好了作案目标，但你想象下，你进入一栋房子准备抢劫某个人时，你突然发现这人是个身高2米03的魔鬼筋肉人，你绝壁得吓出屎。
[–]klawhileonard 84 指標 6小時前
Well, you’d probably have a gun in this situation, and he wouldn’t. So not really
这个嘛，在这种情况下的你很可能会拿着一把枪（毕竟这可是打劫啊），所以不至于吓出屎的兄弟。
[–]ArizonaMildCats 144 指標 6小時前
What if Lebron yells “Hey, put that gun down and leave right now!”
那如果勒布朗对着你大喊一声“小老弟，把枪放下，赶紧走人！“，你还不会被吓倒吗？
[–]klawhileonard 86 指標 5小時前
Well fuck
特么的你还真把我问住了，没辙了呗撤！
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