同樣都是小寶貝，憑什麼我要讓著你啊。
They are all little babies, why should I let you.
我想軟軟的趴進你懷裡，再趁機鑽進你心裡。
I want to lie in your arms softly, and then take the opportunity to get into your heart.
悲傷請你離我遠點，我不想被你傳染。
Sadness please stay away from me, I don't want to be infected by you.
幸福你在哪等著我，我會飛奔著走過去。
Happy where you wait for me, I will run to walk past.
天蒼蒼，眼茫茫，沒錢的日子太漫長!
The sky is grey, the eyes are boundless, the days without money are too long!
你多愁善感的大腿，攔截了我的一切去路！
Your sentimental thighs have blocked my way!
您好，您有新的戀愛訂單，請及時收取我。
Hello, you have a new love order, please collect me in time.
扣扣扣，你好，你的快遞女友到了請簽收。
Buckle buckle buckle, Hello, please sign for your express girlfriend.
做個賊，早晨偷走你的棉被，夜晚偷走你的熱吻。
Be a thief. Steal your quilt in the morning and your kiss at night.
有人說我不要臉，這簡直胡扯，這麼美我哪捨得不要。
Some people say I'm shameless. It's nonsense. I can't give up such beauty.
見鬼要說鬼話，見你要說甜甜的話。
I'll tell you the devil. I'll tell you the sweet.
我想給你世界上最好的，後來發現你才是世界上最好的。
I want to give you the best in the world, and later I find that you are the best in the world.
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