每一天的快樂都要比昨天的多一點!你也是哦！
無事獻殷勤，非…非常喜歡你。會當凌絕頂，一…一把摟住你。
Nothing to do, nothing to do I like you very much. Will be Ling juedang, one Put your arms around you.
苦海無涯，回…回頭是我呀。
There is no end to the bitter sea It's me back then.
你上輩子是碳酸飲料吧？不然我為什麼看見你就開心的冒泡？
You were a soda last life, right? Otherwise why am I happy to see you?
遇見你的時候上帝在我耳邊說了四個字“在劫難逃”。
When I met you, God said four words in my ear, "I'm doomed.".
我喜歡你超過兩分鐘了，不能撤回了。
I like you for more than two minutes. I can't withdraw.
除了戀愛，我和你沒啥好談的。
I have nothing to talk with you but love.
無聊的時候多想想我，不要浪費時間，知道嗎？
Think about me when you are bored. Don't waste time, you know?
江湖不好混，來我被窩吧。
Jianghu is not easy to mix. Come to my bed.
眾生皆苦，只有你是草莓味兒的。
All human beings are suffering, only you are strawberry flavor.
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