08.14 美帝键盘侠：没想到你是这样的库里和詹姆斯

勇士球星伊戈达拉本周参加了TNT对于PGA高尔夫赛事的转播，在比赛转播中，一哥表示：“库里一直以来差不多就是球队的总经理，所以我想在我的合同到期的时候是站在他这一边的。”

此话一出，休赛期时闲得蛋疼的Reddit外国球迷们展开了热烈讨论，他们幻想，其实一脸人畜无害的库里才是勇士队真正的幕后操控者？一起来看看他们都是怎么胡说八道的！（简直是活脱脱的电视剧剧本，内容有删减，纯娱乐调侃，均无恶意）

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[–]WarriorsThe_Great_Saiyaman21 1442 points 14 hours ago

Imagine if Steph was actually what we thought Lebron was all along.

你们想象一下，其实库里背地里才是我们一直以为的“勒经理”...

[–]Knicksanditcounts 28 points 9 hours ago

You know how in the All-Star Game it was Team LeBron vs. Team Steph and they chose all the players? Apparently, that was just the NBA formalizing the process.

你们知道为什么全明星赛是勒布朗队vs库里队以及为什么是他们俩来选人吗？那就是联盟在为他们的“总经理”身份做

合法化的过程！

[–]NuggetsSozeKayze 21 points 10 hours ago

The greatest trick Steph has ever pulled was convincing the world his GM exists

史蒂芬变过的最了不起的魔法就是欺骗我们他的总经理是存在的。

[–]NBAMygaffer 17 points 13 hours ago

People joke about "LeGM" but most franchises consult their best players about roster decisions.

人们总是拿“勒经理”来开玩笑，但球队在做阵容调整的时候都会去征求队内最好球员的意见的。

[–]Bullsroshambo11 351 points 16 hours ago

If only J.R. Smith had done this with LeBron...

要是JR也这么对待勒布朗...

[–]sop1232 61 points 15 hours ago

He did, that’s why Cavs didn’t bring Bron back

JR真干了！这就是勒布朗没能回到骑士的原因！

[–][CLE] LeBron JamesSomali_Kamikaze 584 points 16 hours ago

Smh. What is it with these Akron-born athletes and their pathological need to control everything?

唉，为什么这些来自阿克伦的孩子都想要控制所有事情？？？

[–]LakersNBAGuyUK 94 points 14 hours ago

TIL Steph Curry is literally from Akron, Ohio, despite having caused the Cavs several years of hurt.

今天我才知道库里是出生在俄亥俄的阿克伦，但他伤害了骑士好多年...

[–]adamhutch 96 points 14 hours ago

He was born in the same hospital as LeBron

[–][SAS] Danny Greendiffeqmaster 102 points 13 hours ago

On the same day and at the same time and they made eye contact in the hallway for one brief moment as nurses pushed them in opposite directions.

在那一天，当护士们将他们俩乘坐的婴儿车往相反方向推去的时候，史蒂芬和勒布朗在通道内用眼神交流了一秒。

[–]Celticsjaylen_browns_beard 92 points 13 hours ago

That nurse’s name? Nick Nurse.

而那个护士的名字，正是尼克-纳斯（猛龙队主帅）

[–]ThunderMunstrom 21 points 13 hours ago

3 births that day, LeBron Steph and the rivalry.

那一天诞生了勒布朗、库里、以及他们两人的宿命对决。

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[–]WarriorsMacDerfus 90 points 11 hours ago

Does that mean he signed himself on a bargain deal several years ago?

那这是不是意味着库里在前几年给自己签了一份廉价合同？

[–]ssaltmine 50 points 11 hours ago

I mean... that would be genius! That's the perfect strategy to keep the core of Klay, Draymond, and Iguodala together.

我说那也太天才了吧！那是一个留住克莱、追梦和一哥的完美策略！

[–]SpursMundaneNecessary1 31 points 10 hours ago*

At the time that $40m/4 extension was signed (Nov 2012), the Warriors' (perceived) best players were David Lee and Andrew Bogut.

Steph was already godly efficient but his own fans preferred Monta Ellis over him for some reason. He and Klay both broke out after the 2013 all-star break. Draymond was a rookie shooting 30/20/80. I don't think anybody expected the three of them to turn into the best trio in the league two years later.

在他签下那份4年4千万（2012年11月）合同的时候，勇士队最好的球员还是大卫李和博古特。

史蒂芬那时候已经很有效率了但他的球迷更喜欢蒙塔艾利斯。他和克莱都在2013年的全明星周末之后开始爆发。追梦当时还是个命中率30-20-80的菜鸟。那时候谁能想到他们仨能在两年后成为联盟最好的三人组？

[–]ssaltmine 21 points 10 hours ago

That just shows how Steph was a master puppeteer! He pulled the strings at the right moment to get Lee traded, and get the best out of Bogut to win a championship, and secure Klay, and then Draymond.

这也正好展现了库里是个操纵者！他在正确时间交易了李哥，然后在总冠军之旅中抽出了博古特的最佳表现，然后留下了克莱、之后留下了追梦。

[–]PropheticBets 2 points 7 hours ago

I don't think he is invisible GM. He could not secure 'No Trade' clause when he resigned.

我还是不认为他是一个隐形总经理，他都没办法为自己搞到一个交易否决权。

[–]Sideway2 4 points 2 hours ago

You don’t need a ‘no trade’ when you’re the GM.

当你是总经理的时候，你要个锤子交易否决权。

[–]Knicksemoti0n 560 points 16 hours ago

he just saying he got the mf power in the organization

if he doesn't fuck with kd, kd gone

if he doesn't fuck with the owner, owner gone

if he doesn't fuck with booger, booger gone

一哥就是说库里在球队的权力很大而已

如果他看KD不爽，那KD就要走人

如果他看老板不爽，那老板也要走人

如果他看表妹不爽，那表妹也要走人

[–]HornetsYizWasHere 250 points 16 hours ago

Imagine if he said he doesn't fuck with Klay anymore and they just traded him immediately.

想象一下，如果他说他看克莱不顺眼，然后勇士立马交易了克莱...

[–]Sunsjnicholass 213 points 16 hours ago

I imagine even more people would love Klay if he weren't on the dubs.

那离开了勇士的克莱可能会被更多人喜欢！

[–]Raptors1sp 39 points 8 hours ago

CURRY shimmies into The Office of Bob Myers

CURRY: I want Harrison Barnes GONE!

MYERS: Bu-but he was good for us all year!

CURRY: GONE!

MYERS: 73 games!

CURRY: I want Bogart gone, the Brazilians, Speights whale looking ass, not to mention Ezeli, but first of all BARNES!

Bob Myers: But Wardell ... who will replace them?

STEPHEN CURRY smiles

库里抖着肩走进了鲍勃-迈尔斯的办公室

库里：我要让哈里森-巴恩斯滚蛋！

迈尔斯：但、但他去年打得很好啊...

库里：让他走人！

迈尔斯：我们赢了73场球诶...

库里：我还想让博古特滚蛋、还有那个巴西人、还有斯贝茨，更不要说那个艾泽利了，但是，最先让巴恩斯滚蛋！

迈尔斯：但是，瓦德尔（库里的名字），你想要谁来取代他们呢？

库里露出了神秘的微笑......

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