11.06 美麗又能幹的女人:時間都哪裡去了?

女人:美麗和能幹?你選擇哪一種?

Woman: beautiful and competent? Which would you prefer?

白雪公主很美麗,白雪公主的繼母也很美麗,但是卻沒有白雪公主美,於是她不想再見到白雪公主,讓人殺掉白雪公主。這樣,她就可以成為最美麗的女人。

Snow White is beautiful,Snow White's stepmother is also very beautiful,But not as beautiful as Snow White,So she did not want to see Snow white again,

Let someone kill Snow White. In this way, she can become the most beautiful woman.

每天,她都要對著魔鏡問:“魔鏡,魔鏡,世界上誰最美?”

Every day, she would ask the mirror, "mirror, mirror, who is the most beautiful in the world?"

聽到她最美,她就很開心,聽到說白雪公主最美,她就變得面目猙獰。

She was happy to hear that she was the most beautiful, that Snow White was the most beautiful, and that she became a terrible face.

這個故事《白雪公主》想必大部分人都聽過。

This story has been heard by most people.

女人都愛美麗。

Women love beauty.

美麗又能幹的女人:時間都哪裡去了?

有一種女人例外,哪一種?純正的工科女。

There is one exception for women, which one? Pure engineering.

為什麼要加純正?因為不是所有的工科女都不愛美麗,愛美麗的女人也不一定不是工科女。

Why do we add purity?Because not all engineering women do not love beauty, love beautiful women are not necessarily not engineering women.

這裡所說的純正的工科女,就是不僅僅她們是學的工科,最後從事的也是工科職業,而且她們最愛的也是工科工作,工科同化了她們,繁忙的學習、男性化的環境以及工科的學科性質,讓她們的女性特質逐漸消失,同時也不再去關心美麗。

Here the pure engineering female, is they are not only to learn engineering, finally also engaged in the engineering profession, and their favorite is engineering work, engineering has assimilated them, busy learning, masculine, environment and engineering discipline nature, make their femininity gradually disappear, also no longer to care about beauty.

“0”“1‘,我們知道這是計算機的世界。

”0“”1“,We know this is the world of computers.

”0000 0000”“1111 1111”;

“請發一下協議!”

”Please send the agreement!“

“這裡是不是邏輯不通啊?”

”Here,illogic?“

“要搭個電路板來驗證一下結果。”

"We need a circuit board to verify the results."

“仿真一下吧,怎麼波形就是不對呢。”

"Emulation, how waveform is wrong."

“程序跳哪裡去了?”

"Where did it go?”

當一個女人每天的工作都是上面的對話內容,每天8到10個小時都在考慮怎麼實現一個具體的功能。

When a woman's work day is all about the above conversation, eight to 10 hours a day are spent thinking about how to implement a specific feature.

那麼她很可能會出現下面的情況:

Then she is likely to have the following:

整個抽屜裡面找不到一塊修眉刀,找不到一塊粉餅,頭型是千古不變的那種。

The whole drawer could not find a eyebrow shaping knife, could not find a powder cake, the head type is the eternal type.

“你用過某家的口紅嗎?”

“Have you ever used some lipstick?”

“為什麼要用口紅?”

"Why lipstick?“

“你沒有聽到前段時間的廣告語,不用口紅不是女人嗎?”

”you didn't hear the slogan of the previous period, is not using lipstick equivalent to not being a woman?“

“太誇張了吧?是為了賣口紅才那麼說吧?我從來不用口紅的。“

"Is that too much? Is it to sell lipstick? I never use lipstick. "

於是另外一種女人誕生了:能幹的女人。

So another kind of woman was born: capable women.

這樣的女人很少婆婆媽媽,這樣的女人很少費心思在一些情緒化裡,這樣的女人很少花時間去裝點自己的外貌。

Such women seldom give birth to mothers-in-law. Such women seldom pay attention to some emotions. Such women seldom spend time to decorate their appearance.

美麗又能幹的女人:時間都哪裡去了?

美麗和能幹?你選哪一種呢?

Beautiful and competent? Which would you prefer?

二者兼得。

Both.

成為美麗又能幹的女人。

To be a beautiful and capable woman.

所以時間都哪裡去了?

So where's the time?

美麗又能幹的女人:時間都哪裡去了?


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