一、每日笑话
1、A doctor accidentally prescribes his patient a laxative instead of a coughing syrup.Three days later the patient comes for a check-up and the doctor asks: “Well? Are you still coughing?”The patient replies: “No. I’m afraid to.”
2、Job interviewer: “And where would you see yourself in five years’ time Mr. Jeffries?"Mr. Jeffries: "Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening."
3、An old grandma brings a bus driver a bag of peanuts every day.First the bus driver enjoyed the peanuts but after a week of eating them he asked: "Please granny, don't bring me peanuts anymore. Have them yourself.".The granny answers: "You know, I don't have teeth anymore. I just prefer to suck the chocolate around them."
二、每日趣图
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