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1
The best thing to do first thing in the morning is go right back to sleep.
每天起床做的第一件最棒的事就是再睡個回籠覺。
2
Go to the gym
去健身房
Take 500 pictures
拍500張照片
Post a different one every day
每天發佈一張不同的照片
Never go to the gym again
從此再也沒去過健身房
3
The best things in life are actually really expensive.
事實上，生活中最美好的事情都需要很多錢。
4
I worked out for an hour and all I lost was 60 minutes.
我鍛鍊一小時，而我失去的是60分鐘。
5
Enjoy the good times because something terrible is probably about to happen.
享受美好的時光吧，因為接下來可能會發生糟糕的事情。
6
There’s no such thing as waking up from a nightmare because the world is a nightmare.
根本就沒有從噩夢中醒來這種事，因為世界就是一個噩夢。
7
I’m sorry I didn’t respond to your text it’s just that I don’t care about your feelings.
對不起，我沒有回你信息，這只是因為我一點也不關心你的感受。
8
If you never believe in yourself, you’ll never let yourself down!
如果你從來不相信自己，你就永遠都不會讓自己失望！
9
If I’ve ever offended you I’m not sorry and it’s your fault.
如果我曾經冒犯過你，我一點也不感到抱歉，因為這都是你的錯。
10
Failure is not horrible. What's horrible is that you believe this.
失敗並不可怕。可怕的是你還相信這句話！
11
You think the rich are happy? No, the way they're happy is beyond your imagination.
你以為有錢人很快樂嗎？他們的快樂你根本想象不到。
12
All roads lead to Rome. Yet, some people have been living there ever since they were born.
條條大路通羅馬，而有些人就生在羅馬。
13
If you don't try,how can you know what it feels like to be desperate?
你不努力一下怎麼知道什麼叫絕望呢？
14
The worst nightmare is that you achieve nothing in your life and manage to believe it's a blessing to be common.
最怕你一生碌碌無為還安慰自己平凡可貴。
15
Some people seem to have everything.In fact, they do have everything.
不要看別人表面上一帆風順。實際上，他們背地裡，也是一帆風順。
16
If you feel ugly, poor and useless,don't be devastated. At least you have good judgement.
當你覺得自己又醜又窮、一無是處時，別絕望，因為至少你的判斷還是對的。
17
When God closes a door for you,he'd close the windows all together.
當上帝給你關上一扇門也會順手把窗戶關上。
18
Why do schools install mirrors in the restrooms?Because they want you to know: with such unsatisfying appearance of yours, your only chance is to study.
學校的廁所為什麼放鏡子？是為了讓你知道：人醜就要多讀書。
19
Things do get improved as time goes by.For example, some people were fat and they got fatter and fatter.
人生很多事，終究會隨著時間好起來比如很多人原本只是胖，久了就變好胖！
20
Started from the bottom…still at the bottom.
從底層開始……現在仍在底層。
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