最近，广东阴霾的天气让人心情感觉很压抑。心情不好一定要看些开心的东西，缓解一下低气压。
1.
热恋是一种怎样的体验？
How does it feel to love somebody insanely?
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两个长得像猪一样的人
还怕对方被抢走了。。
Two people who are on no aspect attractive worry about each other being stolen by someone else.
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2.
单身两年以上是什么体验？
How does it feel to be single for more than 2 years?
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单身22年
不知道你说的是哪两年？
I've been single for 22 years.
Which 2 years are you suggesting?
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3.
妈，我能看电视吗？
Mom, can I watch the television?
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当然可以啊，只要不打开就行
Of course you can, as long as it's turned off.
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4.
你知道吗？你最终会变成你讨厌的人
You know what? You eventually become someone you loathe.
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借你吉言，我讨厌有钱人
Thanks, I loathe people who are rich.
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5.
国庆去北京旅游有什么好建议吗？
Gonna be traveling in Beijing during the National Day vacation. Any suggestion?
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别去
Don't go.
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6.
你看看别人家的男朋友
都是吃女朋友吃剩下的饭！！！
Look at other girls' boyfriends. They eat their grilfriends' leftover.
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那你倒是给我剩点啊
Sounds as if you ever left any over.
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7.
为什么秀恩爱通常选择在中午？
Why do people always show off their relationships at noon?
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因为早晚会有报应
Because sooner or later karma will come to them.
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8.
我要如何才能显得很高冷？
How can I look high-end and cool?
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搬去喜马拉雅
Move to the Himalayas.
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9.
为什么在洗完澡之后
有些人会觉得自己变漂亮了？
Why do some people find themselves prettier after they take a shower?
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脑子进水了
The brain has water damage.
10.
为什么有的男生追女生追到一半不追了？
Why do some boys give up half-way pursuing a girl?
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你倒是给个进度条啊
Why don't you display a progress bar?
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