[Lonzo] When my girl was pregnant, I was like 'eh'
球哥：我女朋友懷孕的時候，我的反應是“呃……”
[–]Lakerslifechips 241 指標 1 天前
LeBron his favorite player but didn’t listen to his advice from Trainwreck
湖人球迷：詹姆斯是他最喜歡的球員，然而他並沒有聽從詹姆斯在電影《生活殘骸》中的忠告。
[–]NBAurfaselol 967 指標 1 天前
18 years 18 years....
18年啊18年……[譯註1]
[譯註1]從這樓開始到這層結束都在引用Kanye West的著名歌曲《傍大款》（Gold Digger）。
[–]-HeroTheyCallMe- 285 指標 1 天前
She's got one of your kids got you for 18 years...
她有了你的崽兒，就吃定你十八年……
[–]Bucksradpandaparty 138 指標 1 天前
I know somebody payin' child support for one of his kids
我就認識有個哥們在支付他其中一個孩子的撫養費。
[–]Thunderjust_let_go_ 117 指標 1 天前
His baby mama car and crib is bigger than his
他崽兒的嬰兒車和嬰兒床比他自己的都大。
[–]chrisvladimir 106 指標 1 天前
You will see him on TV any given Sunday
打開電視機，只要是週日，就有他露臉。
[–]SpursBanye_Best 111 指標 1 天前
Win the Super Bowl and drive off in a Hyundai
贏下超級碗有什麼用，還不是要開著破現代離場。
[–]BornAndPasketball 679 指標 1 天前
He's a kid having a kid
He still has maturing to do
球哥自己就是個孩子，結果卻已經有孩子了。
他還是需要成熟起來。
[–][TOR] Pops Mensah-Bonsushakattack917 549 指標 1 天前
I swear every pick in this draft has a kid lmao
我怎麼感覺2017屆每個新秀都有孩子哈哈哈哈哈。
[–]BornAndPasketball 198 指標 1 天前
Which is odd because this generation seems to be better than the previous generation at planned pregnancies, but I guess normal trends don't apply to teenage genetic freakazoid millionaires
這還真挺奇怪的，因為好像新一代人比前一代人在計劃懷孕方面更為謹慎啊。不過，大概正常人的潮流不能和這些身價百萬的基因怪物相比。
[–]Raptorsthegoodbadandsmoggy 122 指標 1 天前
Definitely doesn't apply when you broke af
你要是窮的叮噹響，那當然不一樣啊。
[–]KnicksChipAyten 89 指標 1 天前
Too poor to afford protection.
Too rich to afford to care.
It's the people in the middle who have to be responsible.
太窮，買不起套。
太富，給不起愛。
夾在中間的人才得擔起為人父母的責任呢。
[–]Lakersjefftak7 68 指標 1 天前
Condoms are free at planned parenthood but sure
小區裡避孕套都免費的啊。哎不過你說啥是啥吧。
[–]Legally_Honest 48 指標 1 天前
And also typically at the colleges they play at.
而且一般來說，這些新秀的大學也都發放免費避孕套啊。
[–][MIA] Wang ZhizhiDopeMan93 76 指標 1 天前
Lonzo's pull up and his pull out game is weak.
球哥的幹拔和抽射能力不行啊。
[–]NBAurfaselol 452 指標 1 天前
Them thots are getting smarter. Locking it down before they get their rookie extension
那些 騷 浪 賤 也變聰明瞭啊。在NBA球員拿到新秀續約合同之前先吃定他們。
[–]SunsToInfinityAndThePond 337 指標 1 天前
these men aren't responsible at all. Always blaming thots.
這些男人也很不負責的好吧。總是怪這些 騷 浪 賤 可不對。
[–]RaptorsBootyLowry 129 指標 1 天前
The men are stupid and irresponsible and people take advantage of that
這些人又蠢又不負責，所以那些女人就利用上了。
[–]Spursepicdiehard 71 指標 1 天前
As my College baseball coach would say, "We'll win and lose games this season, but pussy is untied and undefeated."
正如我大學棒球教練常說的話：“我們這賽季可能輸可能贏，但女人那話兒可是處於不敗之地。”
[–]FightScene 94 指標 1 天前
Jason Collins defeated pussy.
傑森-科林斯（NBA著名同性戀球員）就擊敗它了啊。
[–]Lakersbengalisocks 884 指標 1 天前
This dude prolly aint ready to be a dad
湖人球迷：球哥多半根本沒準備好當爹呢。
[–]knarf86 385 指標 1 天前
His dad isn’t ready to be a dad and it’s mostly worked out so far.
他爹當時也沒準備好當爹啊，結果不還是挺不錯的嘛。
[–]HuskiesiDestr0ya 213 指標 1 天前
Just because he's loud don't mean he ain't ready. The dude raised a family with his wife they lived quite comfortably despite his athletic career not going that well, that's something man.
球爹愛瞎BB可不代表他當年沒準備好。球爹和他老婆養活大了三個兒子，而且儘管球爹本人的運動員生涯不如意，球家的小生活過得也還是有滋有味。這已經不錯了兄弟。
[–]kobaeGOAT 132 指標 1 天前
He should have a few kids so his dad can start a Lil league team called ...” the Lil balls”
球哥應該多生幾個孩子，這樣球爹就能開個聯盟名叫“小球聯盟”了。
[–]76ersjondonbovi 72 指標 1 天前
He's in a committed relationship with his child's mother, he's wealthy, and he seems to be a reasonable person. He'll be all right.
球哥和孩子他媽處於一段承諾未來的戀愛關係中。他又有錢，而且他看起來挺靠譜的。
沒問題啦。
[–][POR] Brandon Roybatangbronse 514 指標 1 天前
Imagine when the kid gets older and sees this.
想象下這孩子長大後看到這條新聞。
[–]Lakersthechort7 441 指標 1 天前
Finding out you were an unwanted pregnancy only matters if you already feel unwanted, otherwise it's just a funny story.
湖人球迷：只有當你本來就覺得自己很多餘時，發現自己是爹媽意外懷孕的產物才算一件大事，否則就只是茶餘飯後當樂兒講罷了。
[–]ThunderBlistersonmytoes 68 指標 1 天前
12 year old me was devastated for like an 1 day before I got over it
12歲的我花了很長時間才從那種崩潰感中走出來，哦，花了一天。
[–]felula 186 指標 1 天前
Yeah like I'm a twin. Nobody plans for a twin. So one of me or my brother was a surprise and unwanted. Fortunately, we both turned out boss as shit so turns out they were lucky they got two.
是啊，就像我吧，我是雙胞胎。沒哪個父母計劃著生雙胞胎呀，所以我和我兄弟中有一個算是意外/多餘的。幸運的是，我倆都長成了吊炸天的大小夥子，所以原來幸運的是我們父母啊。
[–]Raptorsantipancake 58 指標 1 天前
Everybody's an accident, only some people are mistakes.
每個人都是意外，只有少部分人是錯誤。
[–]76ersMoptop39 362 指標 1 天前
I understand what he is trying to say it never really set in that he was having a child till they were born doesn't seem that unreasonable for a first time father.
我知道球哥想要說什麼。在孩子真的生下來之前他都無法接受自己要當爹這個事實，這對於一個新手父親來說是很正常的。
[–]xFrostyDog 105 指標 1 天前
Especially when you’re only 21
尤其是他才21歲。
[–][OKC] Terrance Fergusoncaptainsausagetits 329 指標 1 天前
Most jazz fans have had 4 kids by 21
大多數爵士球迷在21歲時都有4個孩子了。[譯註2]
[譯註2]：猶他州是摩門教的大本營，其支持一夫多妻制。想法很封建。
[–][UTA] Donovan MitchellThe_Donovan 14 指標 1 天前
Normally I'd get annoyed by Utah jokes but wtf my cousin got engaged before she even got out of high school and got pregnant a few months later
爵士球迷：一般有人開猶他的玩笑時我都會生氣，但我表妹沒念完高中就訂婚了，然後幾個月後就懷孕了。
[–]NBA13240798 40 指標 1 天前
Hey congrats on soon becoming a father
祝賀你快當爹啦。[譯註3]
[譯註3]調侃猶他亂倫現象。
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