祝你在背后嚼舌根时，突然咬舌自尽意外身亡。
I wish you a sudden death when you chew your tongue on the back.
趁我还善良，你还是赶紧把缺德事都干完了。
While I'm still kind, you'd better finish all the bad things as soon as possible.
地狱打烊，天堂人满，我来人间当个祸害。
Hell closed, heaven full, I come to the world as a scourge.
重蹈覆辙的下场就是自取其辱，失而复得的东西根本回不到最初 。
The end of repeating the same mistake is to take the humiliation from oneself. What you lose and get back is not the beginning at all.
他妄想把我推入这无间深渊，未曾料想这深渊之主竟是我。我轻轻笑了笑柔声道：“如何？在这十八层地狱内玩得可好？”
He tried to push me into the abyss, but he didn't expect me to be the master of the abyss. I smiled softly and said softly: "how is it? How are you doing in these 18 levels of hell? "
我讲了一个笑话，笑得肚子疼，进了医院，医生问我为什么肚子疼，我把笑话讲给他听，他笑死了，于是我进了法院，我又把笑话讲给警察听，警察也笑死了，于是我被判死刑，下了地狱，我把笑话讲给死神听，死神没笑死，因为他本来就是死的，但也笑抽了，这个笑话只有五个字：我相信爱情。
I told a joke. I had a stomachache when I went to the hospital. The doctor asked me why I had stomachache. I told the joke to him. He died of laughter. So I went to the court. I told the joke to the police again. The police also died of laughter. So I was sentenced to death and went to hell. I told the joke to the God of death. The God of death didn't die of laughter because he was dead, but he also smoked with laughter. That's all There are only five words in a joke: I believe in love.
人间失火，我的神明执意将我送入地狱我走向地狱，众魔俯首称臣，齐声道：欢迎女王殿下回家。
When there was a fire in the world, my God insisted on sending me to hell. I went to hell. All the demons bowed their heads and said in unison: welcome your majesty to go home.
其实每个人都很清楚自己想要什么，但并不是谁都有勇气表达出来，渐渐才知道，心口如一，是一种何等的强大。
In fact, everyone is very clear about what they want, but not everyone has the courage to express it. Gradually, they know how powerful it is to be like one heart.
如果我去世了，你在街口突然看到安然无恙的我，你会吓得转身跑掉，还是跑过来紧紧抱住我我想，更多人会装作看不到。
If I die and you suddenly see me safe on the street, you will turn around and run away in fear, or run over and hold me tightly. I think more people will pretend not to see me.