祝你在背後嚼舌根時，突然咬舌自盡意外身亡。
I wish you a sudden death when you chew your tongue on the back.
趁我還善良，你還是趕緊把缺德事都幹完了。
While I'm still kind, you'd better finish all the bad things as soon as possible.
地獄打烊，天堂人滿，我來人間當個禍害。
Hell closed, heaven full, I come to the world as a scourge.
重蹈覆轍的下場就是自取其辱，失而復得的東西根本回不到最初 。
The end of repeating the same mistake is to take the humiliation from oneself. What you lose and get back is not the beginning at all.
他妄想把我推入這無間深淵，未曾料想這深淵之主竟是我。我輕輕笑了笑柔聲道：“如何？在這十八層地獄內玩得可好？”
He tried to push me into the abyss, but he didn't expect me to be the master of the abyss. I smiled softly and said softly: "how is it? How are you doing in these 18 levels of hell? "
我講了一個笑話，笑得肚子疼，進了醫院，醫生問我為什麼肚子疼，我把笑話講給他聽，他笑死了，於是我進了法院，我又把笑話講給警察聽，警察也笑死了，於是我被判死刑，下了地獄，我把笑話講給死神聽，死神沒笑死，因為他本來就是死的，但也笑抽了，這個笑話只有五個字：我相信愛情。
I told a joke. I had a stomachache when I went to the hospital. The doctor asked me why I had stomachache. I told the joke to him. He died of laughter. So I went to the court. I told the joke to the police again. The police also died of laughter. So I was sentenced to death and went to hell. I told the joke to the God of death. The God of death didn't die of laughter because he was dead, but he also smoked with laughter. That's all There are only five words in a joke: I believe in love.
人間失火，我的神明執意將我送入地獄我走向地獄，眾魔俯首稱臣，齊聲道：歡迎女王殿下回家。
When there was a fire in the world, my God insisted on sending me to hell. I went to hell. All the demons bowed their heads and said in unison: welcome your majesty to go home.
其實每個人都很清楚自己想要什麼，但並不是誰都有勇氣表達出來，漸漸才知道，心口如一，是一種何等的強大。
In fact, everyone is very clear about what they want, but not everyone has the courage to express it. Gradually, they know how powerful it is to be like one heart.
如果我去世了，你在街口突然看到安然無恙的我，你會嚇得轉身跑掉，還是跑過來緊緊抱住我我想，更多人會裝作看不到。
If I die and you suddenly see me safe on the street, you will turn around and run away in fear, or run over and hold me tightly. I think more people will pretend not to see me.
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