我吃了太多鹽，閒的總去想你呀。
I eat too much salt. I always miss you when I'm free.
生活把我逼得像個漢子，如何叫我再去小鳥依人。
Life makes me look like a man, how to call me to go to xiaoniayiren again.
我甜甜的，好喜歡你。
I like you so much.
你負責無法無天，我負責寵你上天。
You are responsible for lawlessness, I am responsible for pampering you.
我這該死的魅力是該停止散發了。
My goddamn charm is to stop giving out.
我不能愛你一輩子，但是我能愛你，每天的24個小時。
I can't love you all my life, but I can love you 24 hours a day.
我願伴你三生三世，與你相看十里桃花。
I'd like to accompany you for three lives and three lives to see ten li peach blossom with you.
我已經做膩了可愛的女孩子，突然有點想做你的太太。
I'm tired of being a cute girl and suddenly want to be your wife.
人海十萬裡，我只想要你。
There are hundreds of thousands of miles of people. I just want you.
既許一人以偏愛，願盡餘生之慷慨。
Given one's preference, one is willing to be generous for the rest of his life.
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