清醒一點，你感覺是錯過，人家感覺是解脫。
Wake up, you feel like missing, others feel like relief.
有時候也挺佩服自己，能嚥下一肚子的話和心酸，只說一個 “嗯 ” 。
Sometimes I admire myself very much. I can swallow all my words and heartache. I just say "en".
世間一切皆可努力，唯獨相愛全憑運氣。
All things in the world can be tried, but love depends on luck.
人生就是不斷髮現，以前的自己是個傻逼。
Life is always finding out that you used to be a fool.
本來打算做一場盛大的告別儀式，但是你好像一秒都不願意把時間浪費在我身上了。
I was going to do a big farewell ceremony, but you seem to be reluctant to waste your time on me for a second.
世界上最互相信任的兩個人，應該是初中老師和高中老師。因為初中老師總是說：“這個知識點以後高中老師會講的。”而高中老師則表示：“這個知識點你們初中老師應該教過。”
The two most trusted people in the world should be junior high school teachers and senior high school teachers. Because the junior high school teachers always say, "This knowledge point will be spoken by the senior high school teachers." The high school teacher said, "This knowledge point should be taught by your junior high school teachers."
親愛的小公主，你好，你的白馬王子在來的路上被我一腳踹死了，別等了。
Hello, dear little princess, your prince charming was kicked to death by me on his way here. Don't wait.
最初以為只是路人，沒想到變成親愛的。曾經以為最親愛的，最後原來也只是路人。
At first, I thought it was just a passer-by, but I didn't expect to be dear. Once thought that the dearest, in the end it was only passers-by.
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