那會我們一起墜入了愛河，只可惜我忘了不會游泳。
That meeting we fell in love together, but unfortunately I forgot to swim.
長大之後才發現，那些所謂的大道理是真的有道理，你大爺終歸是你大爺。
After growing up, I found that the so-called grand principles are really reasonable. Your grand master is your grand master.
其實當代大部分人的“喪”，都是光靠錢就能治好的“偽抑鬱症” 。
In fact, most people's "mourning" is a "pseudo depression" that can be cured by money alone.
人在心情愉悅時，心臟會分泌一種叫縮胺酸的荷爾蒙，會殺死停了95%的癌細胞，所以說，你的笑容價值百萬。
When people are in a happy mood, the heart will secrete a hormone called ketamine, which will kill 95% of cancer cells, so your smile is worth millions.
不要太乖，不想做的事可以拒絕，做不到的事不用勉強，不喜歡的話假裝沒聽見，你的人生不是用來討好別人，而是善待自己。
Don't be too obedient. You can refuse what you don't want to do. Don't force yourself to do what you can't. pretend not to hear what you don't like. Your life is not to please others, but to be kind to yourself.
我今年二十來歲，別墅五套，豪車三輛，每天有開不完的跨國會議，我擁有的這一切並沒有靠自己的父母或者任何人，全靠我自己想的。
I am in my twenties. I have five villas and three luxury cars. I have endless international meetings every day. I don't rely on my own parents or anyone, but on what I think.
我們本來就是一個橘子，但是除了我，別人都在裝蒜。
We are an orange, but other people are pretending except me.
我對前任的感覺很簡單，哪怕他現任來我面前秀恩愛也不會覺得煩，就像看別人吃了一碗很香的滷肉飯，砸吧嘴的很大聲，但自己心裡明白的，我吃過那種飯，沒那麼喜歡。
I feel very simple about my predecessor, even if he is coming to show his love in front of me now, he will not be bothered. It's like watching others eat a bowl of delicious marinated meat rice and smash it loudly, but I know in my heart that I've eaten that kind of rice and I don't like it so much.
生活就是哄自己，把自己勸明白，什麼都解決了。
Life is to coax ourselves, to persuade ourselves, to solve everything.
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