[McMahon] Dirk asked if there’s anything else he wants to accomplish: “I always wanted to win the slam dunk contest.”
在被問道自己還有什麼別的成就想要完成時，司機回答說：“我一直都想拿個扣籃大賽冠軍。”
[–][UTA] Dell CurryDeathBySuplex 1965 指標 9小時前
Fucking Dirk.
Let him do it.
TMD老司機真的皮，
來來來，讓他扣。
[–]SunsMattjew24 565 指標 6小時前
”Here we are, the NBA Dunk Contest is finally here! It’s been a long season and we’re all excited to see what these athletic players have in store for us!”
“歡迎大家收看本屆NBA全明星週末的扣籃大賽！這個賽季很漫長，我們終於等到了這一刻。所有人都很激動，迫不及待地想看看這些運動能力爆炸的球員們將為我們帶來什麼！”
”Dirk Nowitzki is up next, the long time Maverick veteran and NBA champion. Here we go, Nowitzki standing top of the 3pt line. He looks fierce, zoned in! Here we go, Dirk taking it to the rim! Oh! An alley oop off the backboard! But wait, he landed before he could catch his own lob! I’ve never seen that before, what creativity! A layup in the dunk contest?! Judges are deliberating... a perfect 10!!! Dirk wins!”
“下一位登場的是德克-諾維斯基，獨行俠老將和NBA總冠軍擁有者。開始了！老司機先站在了三分線弧頂位置，他看上去氣勢洶洶又非常專注。來了，老司機帶球向籃筐衝去！天哪，是一記自拋自扣！可是，等等，他在接住球之前就落地了！我從沒見過這樣的操作，充滿創造力的操作！扣籃大賽裡玩了一個上籃？！評委們正在考慮……完美10分！！！老司機贏下了本屆扣籃大賽！”
[–]Kebab-King 134 指標 5小時前
Darrell Armstrong actually did a layup in the dunk contest once, so Dirk is just paying homage to that
達雷爾-阿姆斯特朗還真在扣籃大賽裡玩過一記上籃，所以老司機只是在致敬他。
視頻：達雷爾-阿姆斯特朗在扣籃大賽裡上籃>>
[–][DAL] Dirk NowitzkiLogansGambit 96 指標 4小時前
Dwight Howard won a dunk contest where he didn't even dunk it so Dirk can too.
德懷特-霍華德拿扣籃大賽冠軍那年他甚至都沒把那球扣進（而是砸進），所以我軟也行。
[–]Kebab-King 95 指標 4小時前
"Check the range on this dunk" -nets 3 pointer-
“瞅瞅這個扣籃的距離吧！”-德克三分球入網-
[–]KnicksSurgicalz 769 指標 9小時前
If reddit needs to accomplish one thing this NBA season it's getting Dirk to the dunk contest
話題區需要在本賽季取得的成就：把老司機搞去參加扣籃大賽。
[–]ThatSportsGuy98 107 指標 8小時前
Reddit makes dreams a reality
話題區讓夢想成真。
[–][GSW] Stephen Curryec20 576 指標 8小時前
Dirk should enter the dunk contest and all his gimmicks should be based on the setup (e.g. some stuntman lights himself *河蟹*, does three backflips, and jumps over two people and then throws an alley oop to Dirk who's been standing next to the basket during the entire setup)
老司機應該參加一次扣籃大賽，而且他所有的噱頭可以放在現場的佈置上（比如找個特技演員把自己點著，來三次後空翻，然後飛躍2人，再給老司機傳出一個空接，而老司機全程站在籃筐旁邊就可以了）。
[–]MavericksTexasCoconut 205 指標 5小時前
When Stoudamire did the contests, Nash's passes were as flashy as the dunks.
獨行俠球迷：斯塔德邁爾參加扣籃大賽那回，納什傳球的酷炫程度絲毫不遜扣籃。
[–]NuggetsEricStoltz-MaskMorty 252 指標 8小時前*
Haven't tuned in for the dunk contest since Blake jumped over the Kia because of the cringey skits and it just being generally uninteresting nowadays. I would absolutely watch Dirk throw down some simple two handers and enjoy it more than I have in years.
掘金球迷：自從格里芬飛躍起亞汽車那屆之後我再沒看過扣籃大賽了，因為那劇本實在編得太尷尬了，而且總體上來講，現在的扣籃大賽就是沒那麼有趣了。但如果老司機出陣，我是絕對會看的。哪怕是他的雙手灌籃都會給予我這些年最極致的享受。
[–]Lakersuunngghh 291 指標 8小時前
I'd watch the Gordon/LaVine contest in entirety. It was really entertaining.
湖人球迷：我倒很樂意一秒不落地看阿龍-戈登vs扎克-拉文的PK，簡直太有觀賞性了。
[–]Pistonsaa1475 77 指標 5小時前
That was the best dunk contest in a long time
沒錯，那屆是很長時間以來最佳的一次扣籃大賽。
[–][TOR] DeMar DeRozankilladomain 86 指標 5小時前
Could be argued that it was the best one ever.
甚至可以說那屆就是歷史最佳。
[–]Raptorschrilope 221 指標 9小時前
DO IT
支持老司機參賽。
[–]Celticsfdahood 119 指標 9小時前
Good idea. IT and Dirk at this years slam dunk contest.
好主意啊，這賽季讓小托馬斯和老司機參加扣籃大賽。
[–]Celticsfdahood 122 指標 9小時前
Yah boi still has probably at least a 4 inch vertical.
老司機現在應該還有個10釐米的彈跳高度。
[–]Hornetsskepticdoubt 194 指標 9小時前
*Dennis Smith Jr. looks over*
"So the student has become the master."
*丹尼斯-史密斯撇來一眼*
“看來，青出於藍勝於藍了。”[譯註1]
[譯註1]星戰系列電影中，達斯-維達（安納金-天行者）對自己的老師歐比旺-克諾比說過的話。
[–][NYK] Frank NtilikinaFrankNtilikinaOcean 77 指標 9小時前
Let him be an extra, Silver... COME ON
讓司機成為額外的那個參賽選手吧！蕭華為民做主啊！
[–][CLE] DeSagana DiopthatNBAguyFIERI 258 指標 9小時前
Well guys let’s start campaign #DirkfortheDunk19
咱現在就開始為老司機造勢吧，#德克2019扣籃大賽
[–]Heatphatwithaphd 197 指標 7小時前
That's a terrible hashtag.
I nominate #dunknowitzki
你這個話題標籤不行。
我提名：#老司機現在就扣[譯註2]
[譯註2]美國網友用了德克的姓Nowitzki的前三個字母now，玩了個語音梗。
Dirk cursed out Mark Cuban during a game in the 2010-2011 season: "Cuban’s yelling at Dirk because he had just made a mistake or something happened...Dirk passed the ball back into play with one hand and as he pulled out his mouth guard with the other hand he shouted, “Shut the f**k up!” at Cuban."
在2010-11賽季的一場比賽中，德克-諾維斯基曾大罵自己球隊的老闆馬克-庫班：“當時庫班在對著德克大叫，因為德克剛完成了一次失誤，或者有別的什麼事情發生……結果，德克在用一隻手發球的同時用另一隻手將牙套摘了出來，並對庫班大喊：“把特麼嘴閉上！”
[–]CompleteTheProcess 599 指標 11小時前
I kinda miss when Cuban would be acting a fool on the sidelines every game
我有點想念那個每場比賽都在場邊犯蠢的庫班了。
[–]TMNT-32 173 指標 5小時前
Steve Ballmer took that position over
快船老闆史蒂夫-鮑爾默已接過庫班的大旗。
[–]Nets Tankwagondossier762 64 指標 5小時前
He took that way too far tho
但鮑爾默有點玩得太過了。
[–]LakersJayveesac 1177 指標 11小時前*
Little did Cuban know that he pissed off Dirk so much that Nowitzki decided to go god mode in the playoffs and win the championship
讓庫班萬萬沒有想到的是，他把司機氣得決定在季後賽裡開啟上帝模式一路帶領球隊奪冠。
[–]KnicksHokageEzio 499 指標 11小時前
He sure showed him. That'll teach Mark not to yell at his players again.
庫班傻了吧！德克真的是給了點他顏色看看！庫班這下知道以後不能不再衝自己的球員大喊大叫了！
[–]NBAzxc123zxc123 234 指標 9小時前
[Kelly Iko] Dirk extremely upset in the 2011 NBA finals, slams the wall heading into the locker room. Someone with the Mavericks yells “Dirk come on, quit being a f***ing pussy!” [It] was Mark Cuban
2011年總決賽，德克在球員通道里非常沮喪，走回更衣室時砸了下牆。獨行俠某個制服組人員大叫：“德克差不多行了，別特麼娘們唧唧的！“這個人正是馬克-庫班。[譯註3]
[譯註3]此段出自
[美國JRs之聲]森林狼的混亂更衣室關係大起底：巴特勒跟唐斯和威金斯兩人都不和?
[–]NBAButtCrackFTW 125 指標 10小時前
“He got me,” Cuban said of Dirk's yelling at him. "That f***ing Dirk boomed me."
Cuban added, “He’s so German,” repeating it four times.
Cuban then said he wanted to add Dirk to the list of players he doesn't want to trade this summer.
“他逮住我了“，庫班這麼說德克對他大喊。“MLGBD德克咣嘰就給我炸了一下，”庫班補充道。“他是真特麼的日耳曼”，庫班重複了四遍。後來庫班表示，他要把德克加到這個夏天他不會交易走的球員名單當中。[譯註4]
[譯註4]此段出自
[美國JRs之聲]詹姆斯曾盛讚隔扣自己的塔特姆並關注其Ins，連說四遍“他太棒了！”
[–]GrizzliesTheGROAT 151 指標 9小時前
r/nba needs some new material
話題區需要一些新梗了。
[–]76ersEggianoScumaldo 115 指標 8小時前
We’re trying, Jennifer
我們也在嘗試呢，Jennifer。[譯註5]
[譯註5]出自NBA球員CJ-麥科勒姆回應球迷。
[–]ColdWorldGotHotter 346 指標 11小時前
Butler cursed out Thibs during a game in the 2017-2018 season: "thibs yelling at Butler because he had just bullied KAT or wiggins ...Butler demanded a $155 million contract in one moment and demanded a trade the next moment then shouted, “Shut the f**k up!” at Thibs”
在2017-18賽季的一場比賽中，吉米-巴特勒曾破口大罵自己球隊的主帥湯姆-錫伯杜：“當時錫伯杜對著巴特勒大叫，因為後者剛剛欺負了唐斯或者維金斯……一分鐘前巴特勒要求得到一份1.55億美元的合同，而一分鐘後巴特勒又要求被球隊交易並對著錫伯杜大喊：你特麼把嘴閉上！”
[–]NBAMintastic 90 指標 10小時前
JR Smith cursed out Lebron James during a finals game in the 2017-2018 season: "Lebron’s yelling at JR because he had just made a mistake or something happened...JR passed the ball as the quarter ended and as he pulled out his mouth guard with the other hand he shouted, “What the f**k is the score?!” at Lebron."
在2017-18賽季總決賽的一場比賽中，JR-史密斯曾破口大罵自己的隊友勒布朗-詹姆斯：“當時勒布朗在對著JR-史密斯大叫，因為JR-史密斯剛剛失誤了或者發生什麼別的事了……JR-史密斯在單節比賽結束前一手把球傳走，一手摘出口中的牙套並對勒布朗大喊道：特麼現在的比分是多少了？！
[–]JabroneLames 156 指標 11小時前
Listen to me you fat amerikanischer burger, ich komme aus Deutchland and i will not tolerate your hillbilly bullshit
你個美國大肥漢堡聽好了，我可是從德國來的（原文是德語），老子不會容忍你個鄉巴佬的屁話。
[–]Cryptotaco69 842 指標 10小時前
Imagine being a fucking all-star NBA player and future HOF and some fucking tech bro is trying to hound you for making a mistake on the basketball court lmao
想象下，你特麼是個NBA全明星而且還是未來名人堂級別的球員，結果一個搞科技的老哥竟然試圖因為你籃球場上的一次失誤不停地騷擾你，哈哈哈哈。
[–]rmmalfarojr 860 指標 10小時前
Imagine saying shut the fuck up to the guy paying you millions of dollars to play sports as your job and it be accepted as in the moment
想象下，你能對著那個給你數百萬美元讓你進行體育運動為職的老闆說“你特麼把嘴閉上”，，而且在那一刻還真就讓他閉嘴了。
[–]CRoseCrizzle 372 指標 10小時前*
Both perspectives are valid.
兩個角度其實都有道理。
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